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anonymous asked:

Jay-Chan! You're back! You had little old Pupper here worried sick! Phew, now that I can talk to you again, I have an AU idea for you. It's a high school sports au. BUT! Jason's the so called nerd who can knock your teeth out, and Tim is the captain of the school's ie hockey team and king of he school. Somehow they end up getting paired for a project and end up seeing something they're not meant to. Can these two idiots survive until senior prom?!?

Pupperrr!!! Welcome back :D I have… no idea what happened but my blog settings were wonky so I think that was probably the issue!

You know the fastest way to my heart is through a good AU (and anything with hockey hello! yes I will take 5!)

I always love thinking about Jay as the thespian nerdy birb (with a mean right hook if you rub him the wrong way), and Tim as the popular but bored athletic kid. 

What could they possibly have seen?! A drug deal? An illicit affair between teachers? A dead body?!

I don’t think there’s anything they couldn’t handle together : D

And now im pondering HS JayTims…

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OKAY SO IM LOSING MY ABSOLUTE SHIT RN LET ME TELL YOU WHY

SO THIS IS MY CURRENT FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE

captioned “ The Babadook, universally recognised as Australia’s greatest Gay Icon, will protect us all this pride month”

TODAY I CALLED MY GRANDADS PARTNER  (basiaclly his wife just never officially married. she is not my biological grandma, who died before i was born) BECAUSE IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY AND WHILE WE WERE TALKING WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION (note: i am not out to her and had no intention of coming out to her. i also completely forget that i have her on facebook cause she never uses it, or so i thought):

Her: So I noticed on Facebook you’re picture had some kind of gay symbol. What is it? What does it mean?

me: *internally dying* oh that… thats the babadook.

Her: What does that mean?

me: *explains the whole story of the babadook meme to my 76 yo defacto grandma who has no idea what a meme is*

Her: That’s so interesting. So you support gay marraige and all that?

me: *is she gonna ask is she gonna ask* yes very much so

Her: So are you gay then?

me: *collapses on the floor and slams my head against the carpet repeatedly as i calmly explain that i am bisexual*

I JSUT CAME OUT TO A PESRON BECAUSE OF THE

FUCKING

BABADOOK

THE BABADOOK PERSONALLY OUTED ME TO MY GRANDADS GIRLFRIEND

HAPPY PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS

Originally posted by bbrunomoraes

gasonmyhands  asked:

SOMEWHAT URGENT! So my new roomie washed my dishes for me, & used my soap & sponge (& she used like 1/4 of the bottle? u only need 2 drops. i buy that myself.) & I was so uncomfortable. I had no control, no idea how clean they were, & when I found soap spots on the utensils, i had to re-clean them, & I probably would have anyway. I want to tell her not to do that, & not to use my soap, but I dont know how w/o being rude. I know she was trying to be nice but i rlly dont want her to do it again

I’m sorry you had to deal with that. It can be really hard to deal with people messing up our way of doing things with our own stuff. I would suggest saying something like the following to your roomie:

“Hey! I really appreciate that you tried to help me out by doing my dishes. It was a really sweet gesture. However, I’m really particular about how I do my dishes and prefer to do them myself. Due to budgetary reasons, I’m really careful about how much soap I use and budget it out to make sure I have enough to last me. While I really appreciate that you wanted to help me, could you please leave my dishes for me to take care of in the future? If they’ve been sitting there too long, just let me know and I’ll take care of them as soon as possible.”

-Sabrina

“Manager!”

“You smell like coffee!”

Sasako…wearing glasses…