res ed

  • Thomas: Jimmy is like my bed
  • Anna: Explain.
  • Thomas: Soft, warm, and I never want to leave them.

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New Man is def tayvin and my new view is that the descriptions aren't accurate they're just how ed hoped he was. His asshole isn't really bleached but in Ed's mind that's just the kind of guy he is. And taylor wasn't really keepin up w Kylie and Kim and (might not have been) kissing a boy that ain't him but that's the kind of girl she was becoming. But she wouldn't be like that if she was with him!!

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susan/frieda + strength

ya’ll know that technically it was illegal for gansey to drive the pig to cabeswater with ronan, adam, noah and blue in the car with him? in the state of virginia you’re only allowed to have one (1) non-relative in the car with you if you’re a driver under eighteen. 

also, you know ronan’s door with photocopies of his speeding tickets? if there were more than three within a year he had to re-take drivers ed to be allowed to continue driving. also there’s no way someone wouldn’t have reported him for keeping a pet raven if he took it everywhere with him.

basically? trc was really illegal even without the hit men and the blackmail. 

The cape hoarding is getting out of hand.

            I am outraged that you all would say this to me…

  • Oswald: [ Sneaks up on Ed] Edward Nygma. The time has come. You betrayed me, and now it's time you payed the price!
  • Ed: Oswald?!
  • Oswald: Yes it's me. And like I said, it's time to pay the pr-
  • Ed: What are you doing here?
  • Oswald: I. Just told you. PAY ATTENTION!!! I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU SHOT ME AND BETRAYED ME!!! I AM HERE TO GET RE-
  • Ed: No. No NO! YOU NEED TO GO! LEAVE NOW!
  • Oswald: Are you.... are you shooing me away?
  • Ed: Yes Oswald I am shooing you away I have to much on my mind and too much to do so I don't have time for a stupid musical number-
  • Oswald: Musical number?
  • Ed: Or for you to try to make me feel guilty that your dead
  • Oswald: But I'm not dea-
  • Ed: Now! Please just go away. You shouldn't even be here I haven't even taken any pills
  • Oswald: Pills?
  • Ed: goodbye
  • Oswald: ...
  • Oswald: I have never been so confused in my life
  • Ed: You're going to call me riddler.
  • Oswald: No, I dont think I will.
  • Ed: You will even if i have to force it out of you.
  • Ed: Slowly and painfully.
  • Oswald: I think we'd both prefer it that way.
  • Barbara: Well something here tells me you two arent talking about torture anymore.
  • Oz: i could strangle you!
  • Ed: can you reach?
  • Oz: -kicks Ed in the shin- now you're my size, asshole!
  • Ed: -bending and holding his shin, hopping on one leg- OW!!! you kicked me???!!!
  • Oz: um... yes. we're fighting. that tends to happen, Ed.
  • Ed: i thought this was going to be verbal sparring; i don't like this!
  • Oz: ...
  • Oz: i could get you some ice?
  • Ed: yes please, i'm not really cut out for combat