requested by hayden

Writing Prompts - things my friends and I have actually said

1.       “Oh wow, I’m really gay.”

2.       “You are beneath me, SQUID!”

3.       “I’m really glad I’ve never had an anxiety disorder.”

4.       “Shut the hell up! I have depression!”

5.       “Wow, I’m glad [name] is asleep, otherwise they’d be really upset right now.”

6.       “You’re gay!? Woah! I never would have guessed.”

7.       “We’re going out to dinner. Have fun masturbating.”

8.       “I’m too ace for this shit.”

9.       “You know you don’t actually live there, [name].”

10.   “He’s lecturing! SCREAM!”

11.   “All hail Florence Nightingale, our lord and savior – hallowed be her name.”

12.   “To invoke her name, thou must wash thy tiny hands before the final”

13.   “Freud is bullshit and our theories are all obviously named.”

14.   “We were waiting on [name]’s Splatoon-loving ass.”

15.   “A plate! A plate! My kingdom for a plate!”

16.   “I’m at Cook Out because I make bad life decisions but whatever.”

17.   “Come to the kitchen in the next 30 minutes if you want an ass kicking and by an ass kicking I mean brownies and/or ice cream.”

18.   “He has been talking about the Grateful Dead and their literal religion for, like, an hour and a half.”

19.   “I need your soul. And by your soul, I mean I need to see you to give you a key.”

20.   “You should lure [enemy] into my den of iniquity so we can start reprogramming him.”

21.   “How many condoms is it safe for me to eat?”

22.   “Answer me, you fool!”

23.   “The fact that I’m the responsible one here is hysterical.”

24.   “What would I need to do to get you to curse someone?”

25.   “I saw [enemy]. His hair isn’t ugly, but it was so much better before. What a fool.”

Is It Worth It?

Request: Hey, can I get an imagine based of #6 and #13 with Derek Hale? Thank you, I love your blog btw :D 

#6:  “Is the love of two people worth all this destruction, all this pain?”

#13:  “I need you. I’m tired and broken, and I can’t do any of this without you.”

For: @marvelousjesy

Word Count: 1181

A/N: I have issues with updating, I’M SORRYYYY….AND THANK YOU SO  MUCH FOR LIKING MY BLOG! I literally do this for you guys :)

Originally posted by teenwolfderekisbae

You wished you just passed the ice cream shop. 

Maybe then you wouldn’t have Kate’s claws at your neck.

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A Liam Dunbar imagine

“Hey you going to the game tonight?” Scott asked me.
I closed my locker smiling at him.
“Obviously Scott your my favorite player. But shh don’t tell Liam.” I laughed.
Scott chuckled, “I promise I won’t.”
“Aye well I’ll see you later. Have to find Kira.”
I nodded saying goodbye as I walked towards the parking lot. As I got closer to the buses I could hear a weird noise. Not bothering to pay any attention to it. But it kept getting louder. My heart was pounding, I was getting scared and fast.
I picked up my pace trying to find Liam’s car as quickly as possible. But that noise it was getting louder and louder. And that’s when it hit me, it was coming from the buses behind me.
I turned around to face the four yellow buses, looking between the first two buses I saw. And then I peeked over the bus my heart sanking and breaking into a million pieces.
“Liam what if someone sees us?” Hayden giggled.
“I promise no one will. We’re way behind the bus no one comes this way.” He reassured her.
She smiled kissing him, Liam kissing back harder. I grew angry walking towards them.
“Are you sure about that Liam?” I asked him.
Liam pulled away, Hayden scared out of her mind.
“I I.” He stuttered.
“Save it.” I replied back trying not to make a scene.

Days past and I still have not spoken to Liam. He would send me multiple texts and a thousand of missed calls and voice mails. I didn’t answer one of them. They were all lies, if he was sorry he wouldn’t have cheated on me.
I sat in the living room watching TV, when the doorbell rung. Thinking it was Mailia I answered the door. But instead it was Liam.
“Bye.” I snapped trying to close the door.
He stopped it with his foot.
“Please can I talk to you?” He pleaded.
I rolled my eyes moving to the side of the door to let him. He walked towards the living room, I sighed this isn’t going to end well.
“Look I’m sorry I really am.” He began.
I smirked, “REALLY?! If you were so sorry why were you kissing her Liam!” I shouted.
He grew quiet fumbling with his hands.
He shrugged, “ I don’t know.”
“Unbelievable. And to think that I was going to take you back if you asked.” I admitted.
He glared at me, “ Take me back? Who said I wanted you back?”
I was stunned did he really just say that to me?
“What do you mean? Why did you come here then?” I asked him.
He rolled his eyes, sighing in annoyance.
“Look I came here to apologize for lying to you. But I don’t want to be in this relationship anymore. I love Hayden… Not you.” He answered.
“What?” I asked shocked.
“I said-” he started but I cut him off.
“No I heard what you said. I just can’t believe it.”
He shrugged, “Well believe it.”
I shook my head, I was getting more pissed off than before.
“Your breaking up with me. And you thought it would be okay to cheat on me and then come to my house and tell me you love someone else! So everything you said was a lie. Everything we WENT THROUGH ment nothing to you!” I ranted.
Liam stood still not saying a word.
“You think your in love with her, yet she’s only been here for a month. But of that’s what you want then so be it.”
He frowned walking past me.
“ At least now you can’t say I didn’t apologize for my mistake.”
Liam left, I slammed the door behind him. Falling to the ground sliding my knees towards my chest. Why does everyone I love leave me in the end.