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winged sentence starters
  1. “Can you stop shedding feathers in the shower? Or at least clean them up afterwards?”
  2. “Sorry about my cat. she/he really, really likes feathery things.”
  3. “Hold on, your feathers are looking a bit disheveled. Want me to straighten them out for you?”
  4. “Can you actually… use those things?”
  5. “Oh my god. You have wings.”
  6. “How is this even possible?”
  7. “Hey, what’s up with your back? You look like a professional olympic swimmer on steroids.”
  8. “You flew for six hours? Come here, you’re getting a back rub.” 
  9. “Did someone try and pluck a feather again? Are they dead?”
  10. “What on earth happened to you? Have your wings been trimmed? Wh- are you ok?!”
  11. “…Where are your wings? What happened to you?”
  12. “So, like… do you just cut holes in your clothes and stuff?”
  13. “Underwear must be confusing.”
  14. “Look. I know you want to cuddle, but ten seconds after you fall asleep you roll away and I get a mouthful of feathers. Clean your primaries or stay still!”
5

Sehun in EXO’s 2015 music videos

4

General Danvers + text messages [4/?] (insp)

        requested by @notonthisplanet

Jane Crocker Style Rating

Sprite- The short hair is not depicted as well as it could be, and in general sprites don’t do it for me. 2/10

Replacement- the replacement art style for the sprites, which definitely looks better overall, even on the head, despite nothing really changing. Maybe it’s the eyebrows. 4/10

Frazzle- a good Jane. Good hair, good teeth, good expression. 6/10

Death- a really nice Jane! Her hair is much cuter, and the shapes are nice. 8/10 

Eyes- this Jane is pretty cute too.  her hair looks nice, but her eye and glasses come together in a way that make her look like she has very big eyes. 6/10

AAAAAAA- 13/10

??? - 10/10 !!

roommate sentence starters!
  1. “wake up! wake up! you’re gonna be late!” 
  2. “where are all my socks?”
  3. “why are all my socks in your sock drawer?”
  4. “why were you in my sock drawer?” 
  5. “is this spaghetti in the pan? it looks like bloated beige worms that began to decompose a week ago.”
  6. “uuuuh… *name*? is that a sword on the table? where the hell did you get a sword?” 
  7. “hey! you ate my pop tarts!”
  8. “why is the milk blue?” 
  9. “i had to put food colouring in everything to stop you from eating it. i’ve been drinking blue milk and eating bright green rice for weeks.”
  10. “where were you last night?” 
  11. “why does my room smell like your favourite pizza place?”
  12. “we have to talk about the gun i found under the bed.” 
  13. “so… who was that last night? and why was all my pizza gone this morning?” 
  14. “wait, you’re home? i thought today was a work day.” 
  15. “where were you today? i thought it was your day off.” 
  16. “did you pay your rent a week early? are you trying to make me look bad?”