This one is funny but gross request based on personal experience lol.Keith is having a lactose intolerance moment (which involves gas and being on the toilet with which I am unfortunately too familiar) and Lance texts him offering his "support" but being Lance he can't help teasing at the same time as being cute and mushy.And Keith just groans in embarrassment but texts Lance back because he's making him laugh and it's at least a distraction from the pain (which is just what Lance was going for)
(i really hope this is what u were going for, anon… lmao i’m sorry if i ruined it)
sometimes i forget that lance legitimately ripped a monstrous fart in the cockpit of his lion within like 10 minutes of meeting up with the other paladins for the first time…….. but then i remember and laugh for a really long time
Can we get a blurb on where you and harry have been dating for several months and you've always admired his cross necklace and he gives it to you for safe keeping while he is touring? can it be cute/smutty? please? :D x
“Why are you so fascinated with it?” he asks, gazing at your fingers caressing his cross necklace.
You glance at where your fingers are holding the necklace as you’re nestled against him in bed. The last hour was magnificent as he brought you to the brink again and again until you both finally tumbled over the end into oblivion. Now you’re simply enjoying the company of each other as Harry grazes his fingers over your shoulder.
although you were more than certain that the reason for yoongi not texting you back was because he had an attitude with you, you still felt as though he was up to something.
you sat there and watched as the boys (maknae line + hobi, jin) looked through the flash cards that translated words from korean to english.
“this is very cool, i like it…can…we do that again?” kookie paused after speaking in english and turned to you. “does that make sense y/n?”
“yeah, good job.” you shot him a smile, that was obviously fake.
“what’s wrong? are you lying to me?” kookie said as he quickly became worried and confused.
“nothing’s wrong, you were right. i just uh… thought of something.” you shrugged.
he nodded and went back to what he was originally doing.
“y/n? the weather is good today…is not it?” hobi tapped your shoulder and attempted to ask you a question in english which made you giggle. he was adorable.
“you kind of said it wrong hobi. the correct way is, the weather is good today isn’t it? isn’t can mean, is it not or it’s not. but in this case…when you say isn’t, you’re basically saying, don’t you think the weather is good today? which would be, is it not? you could just say that too. got it?”
he nodded as he tried to comprehend everything that you had said. “thank you!”
your eyes wandered over to the maknae line. they were all taking turns on reading in english. you had never seen them so serious.
“why are y'all looking so-”
“serious?” jimin cut you off and looked up at you which made the other boys do the exact same.
“yeah..” you waited for an answer.
“we want to improve our english so that we can talk to our international army more…duh y/n.” taehyung spoke.
you scoffed at the tone of his voice but you couldn’t really say much, they had told you before.
“and i want to talk to army, charlie puss and jus-”
“you better not. not in this house.” you interrupted jungkook and shot him death glare.
you turned your attention onto jin who was sitting alone, reading the flashcards and writing down notes. “army is my heart and i will love them forever. i like to eat a lot, it’s honestly so crazy. i’m a very handsome man.” he mumbled to himself in english.
“that was good jin!” you sat down beside him and looked at his paper.
석진 입니다 - i am jin
한국 영화 본 적 있어요? - have you ever seen a korean movie?
이트 - this be eat this is my own way of eat or mok (먹)
랩몬 귀여워요 - rapmon is cute
“say these for me?” you asked him as you pointed at the loose sheet of notebook paper that sat in his lap.
“uhh…i am jin have you ever watched…a korean movie eat uh..rapmon is cute!”
“now what the hell!” you couldn’t help but laugh.
“hey no swearing y/n what has yoongi done to you!?” he was in complete fake shock. there has been a bunch of times when yoongi and you would get into arguments over stupid things and curse each other out. he’s heard worse than ‘hell’.
suddenly, you were grabbed by your arm and dragged into a room that you quickly recognized. it was yoongi’s.
a small smirk appeared on your face as you turned around to face your selfish boyfriend. his facial expressions? annoyed and tired.
“what is it?” you sat down in his computer chair and twirled around, trying to lighten the thick air in the room.
“why are you over there? come here.” he got even more annoyed when you didn’t respond. “come. here. y/n.”
you rolled your eyes, sighed and got up. “can you explain your reason for dragging me in here?”
he grabbed your arm and pulled you onto his lap. he eyed you for a few seconds as he flicked the roof of his mouth with his tongue. “you’ve been down there playing teacher for three hours and then when i’m in need, you just throw me to the the side.”
“eh, you just sound jealous.” you shrugged. “are we done? the boys need me.” you were trolling at this point.
“you’ve got to be fucking kidding me y/n..” yoongi let out a loud sigh and lightly pushed you off of him. “i just want you to spend time with me. i miss you.”
“admit you’re jealous and then maybe… something could happen.” you smiled and crossed your arms, while leaning on the wall.
his face scrunched up and he laid back on his bed. “that’s not happening.”
you expected him to say that since he was always so…cocky. even at times like this, he felt like he had to act cool. “see that’s your problem right there. your head is always up your ass yoongi.”
after getting no response from him, you decided to just leave.
“where are you going?” he quickly sat up and followed you out of the door.
“i’m trying to get away from you. why are you following me?” you asked.
as always, he grabbed your arm which made you turn around. you were so close to either yanking your arm away from him or slapping him with your other hand.
“baby don’t leave me!” he actually whined.
“the fuck…?” you overheard namjoon’s voice so you turned your head out of confusion. “i’m here y/n.. ease dropping. mind me.” he
you were weirded out but ignored him and slowly turned your attention back onto yoongi. “say ‘i’m jealous of the others because you’re trying to teach them english instead of going to sleep with me but i’m stupid and it’s true’.”
“what?! i’m not saying that!” he stepped back and put his hands on his hips. although you were upset with the way that he was acting, what he was doing now was amusing to you.
you quickly replaced the smile that snuck onto your face with a frown. “i’m so done with you.”
you started to walk back into the sitting area but yoongi stopped you. you could never get away from him once he had you.
“i’m… jealous of the others because you’re trying to teach them english instead of going to sleep with me but i’m.. stupid and..it’s true..” he mumbled as he looked down at his feet.
you smied and pulled him into a hug, wrapping your arms around his neck. he responded by pulling you closer by your waist and kissing your forehead.
“alright, we good. you’re such a baby you know?” you giggled and placed your forehead on his shoulder.
“for you y/n…you made me this way.” he paused and looked at you once you looked back up. “now can we please go to sleep?”
you nodded and wiggled from between his arms. then, you grabbed his hand and led him back into his room.
you stripped out of the clothes that you were wearing since it would be too much to sleep in. yoongi’s eyes never left your body until you looked up at him.
“i don’t care if you look, why are you trying to hide it?” you giggled.
“yahh y/n i wasn’t looking!” he turned around and grabbed a shirt from the top drawer of his dresser before tossing it to you.
it was obvious that he wanted to look at you but that glare that you own could have him turned on in a matter of seconds.
after you put it on, you dived into yoongi’s pineapple scented sheets and pulled the comforter over your head.
all that yoongi could do was laugh and blush at how cute you were. “you’re so childish.” he said as he crawled in the bed, behind you.
you snuggled up close to him, kissing his hand once he wrapped his arm around you. “and you’re a jealous baby.”
yoongi and you ended up falling asleep a couple of minutes later after arguing about how he was/wasn’t the jealous type. oh yeah, you played in his hair once he begged you too and you were forced into a make°out session.
Hi dad. I had something really bad happen to me today and was wondering if you could doodle me a quick Peggy to cheer me up (you don't have to btw). I love your art so much and I'm always so inspired by you. Have a great day/night
I drew the whole other part of the body but it looks terrible so there you go! Have a nice day :0