Headcanons for a Naga courting/ encouraging a chubby s/o plz
Snakes, despite popular belief, are perfectly capable of being chubby/fat themselves, so you don’t have to worry about creepy “oh you’re so soft and DIFFERENT from other humans!”
They honestly just remind you that, despite being bigger, you’re still capable of squeezing/biting your enemies to death, and that’s REALLY all that matters.
They most likely use you as a pillow regardless, though. This isn’t changed, depending on your size, though they are more likely to flop on you.
Snakes don’t have a concept of breasts/boobs/moobs. Should you develop such things- female or not, they will ask you about them, and you MAY be subjected to a very rude poke or two. Smacking is allowed.
“Of all the eerie saucer stories, this was the weirdest… when the time came to admit that the saucers were real, the slightest official hint of possible menace would be quickly remembered. From that angle the sutton story was dangerous, with it’s picture of a fearsome creature intelligent enough to build and control space ships.”
Using a more general-use of the term “liberator” this
archetype is all about freeing slaves, often infiltrating the houses and
holdings of slavers and slave-owners alike to undermine their operations and
free their slaves.
As such, this archetype is well used by various emancipating
organizations both in and out of the Golarion setting, namely the Bellflower
Regardless, these clandestine emancipators are quite adept
at their task, whether they perform daring raids or long-term infiltration.
Shackles and bonds are no obstacle for these rogues, for
they are masters of escape artistry, and have learned all the tricks for
picking locks and sabotaging mechanisms.
Additionally, they instruct their charges with the
techniques for staying hidden, both in terms of stealth, but also keeping their
identity hidden with disguise.
Even while deprived of their conventional weapons in deep
cover, these sneaks know that a hefty tool or other handy item can be just as
lethal in the right hands.
Speed and stealth are paramount for these rogues, so their
talents often focus on performing various tasks with practiced speed,
delivering quick knockout blows to foes, and procuring equipment on-site rather
than bringing it with them, even from the hands of a guard.
As you might imagine, infiltrating any location that holds
slaves, or prisoners for that matter, is a dangerous prospect, particularly if
you are posing as one of those held their against their will, as being found
out as a would-be emancipator or jailbreaker can lead to certain doom.
Thankfully, unless the slaveowner knows all of their property by name and face,
you’ll only have to do moderately well on disguise checks, but it still is a
stressful and frustrating experience, playing along with the status quo until
the time comes to strike.
Due to their strong bodies and hearty constitution,
lizardfolk make for excellent slaves. However, the proud reptiles have more
than just might and steel to resist slavery. There are whispers of a secret
subrace of lizardfolk with shapeshifting powers and command over the minds of
the weak, working in secret to undermine the slavers.
Ever since they arrived at the Lord’s manor, the party has
been getting strange looks from the goblin staff. Suspicious players might
suspect that they plan some evil, but in truth, the majordomo is secretly an
infiltrating emancipator, and he is sizing up the party for what role they
might have in his plans.
The party learns that an important person in their lives has
been sold into slavery! However, the slavers in question were denizens of Leng
with a mercane leader, and the buyer was a Nephlei, a reclusive being dwelling
in the Elemental Plane of Air. Rescuing them will mean consulting an expert in
liberation in the strange realm of air.
I totally get that wacky conspiracy theories are fun to joke about - but if you’re going to joke about lizard people, you should probably be aware that “reptilians” is a code-phrase for “crypto-Jews”.
When conspiracy nuts talk about politicians and celebrities secretly being lizard people, what they’re really implying is that they’re secretly Jewish. The whole “Reptoid conspiracy” thing is just a verbal smoke-screen - a veneer of plausible deniability.
Sure, you probably didn’t mean it that way when you joked about it. You probably weren’t aware of the double meaning at all. This stuff is pretty good at flying under the radar; indeed, that’s the whole point.
The concept of visitors from beyond the stars being
worshipped as gods is nothing new, but it adds a special twist when these
beings also bring with them their superior technology as well, including robots!
In the Golarion setting, Iron Priests are typically
worshippers of what are collectively known as Iron Gods: Artificial
intelligences that, through a combination of the ignorant awe of less advanced
mortals, the raw magic of that region of the universe, and so on, have acquired
some small level of divine power in a local region and the ability to grant
spells to their devotees. However, despite this, Iron Gods are still products
of the material plane, and can be destroyed much easier than even the weakest
Regardless, the unifying factor across all settings is that
Iron Priests worship advanced technology, or at least, the powerful beings the
come bearing it from other worlds, which grants them a slightly different set
of abilities to suit their focus. They often take the role of go-between among
their people and whatever they worship, working with the machines of the star travelers
to either use them or quell their fury.
The healing or harming power of an iron priest’s channeled
energy not only affects the living, but also constructs, repairing them or
tearing them apart even as they do the same to the living. However, their power
never affects the undead.
Additionally, when converting spell energy into curatives or
inflictions, these mystics can also use them to spontaneously cast various
construct healing spells, regardless of whether they focus on healing or
With that in mind, these priests are naturals for games in
which one is planning on facing constructs (particularly robots) or on having
robotic allies and servants. Regardless, a few domain choices that add
construct-focused options to their abilities could not hurt, particularly electricity
spells, on account of the robotic vulnerability to such things. Crafting feats
and Technologist is also recommended.
The sort of entities that iron priests worship may vary. In
Golarion, its almost universally an Iron God AI, or perhaps a general worship
of the mysterious civilization that the ship belonged to. Others may worship
aliens directly, or perhaps just the machines around them.
Recently, strange priests have begun evangelizing in the
streets, promising eternal life to those that offer themselves, body and soul,
to the Queen of Metal. Though clearly not sane, their promises do pique the
interests of a few, which has in turn brought the attention of a morrigna
psychopomp named Yanshada.
Rumors of shapeshifting reptiles infiltrating society are
nothing new, but a few theorists have taken to worshipping these supposed
visitors as messengers of the gods. Whether the true reptoid agenda actually
involves this cult is yet to be seen, but they might be dangerous if they get
ahold of the strange tech the reptoids brought with them.
Taking an intact chaingun ripped from a destroyed
annihilator robot as her prize, the centaur priestess Mura carries the weapon
and extra ammunition into battle, alongside other machines that her people have
taken from the Ruins of Man. More dangerous still is her ability to repair her
robotic servitors as well.