report her report her report her

5
10

dctv ladies appreciation week: day six
favorite scene 

2.12, fast lane - what? no good luck?

Also like, Elena was ready to go into that desert to save Sully (and the world) too, she’s not as experienced as Nate at this stuff AND SHE THOUGHT NATE WAS DEAD ELENA GOD DAMN FISHER ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLL AND LIGHT OF MY LIFE THOUGHT THE LOVE OF HER LIFE WAS DEAD AND WAS READY TO LEAD A ONE WOMAN ARMY INTO THE DESERT TO STOP THE BAD GUYS HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HER

Don't waste my time when I'm tired

I’m the youngest person working in the finance department of a company. Last Friday, I was running on empty after 55+ hour week and enough caffeine to kill a small child, and was about to go home for the weekend. As I grab my things, my older coworker runs up to me frantically asking if I can help her with her excel spreadsheet because she has a report due TODAY and she doesn’t know how to do what needs to be done. Me being the nice guy that I am, I walk back and sit down with her.

About an hour and a half later, what had started as me showing her how to do things had ended with me finishing her spreadsheet for her. I save the file and tell her she can run the report and turn it in.

“Oh, Jesze_, this report isn’t due for two weeks. Thanks for staying late today so I can turn it in early and look like a great employee even though I’m not at all!” I might’ve paraphrased a bit but that’s beside the point.

After she left, I got a fantastic idea to be petty. This particular coworker is the one in the office that claims one of the tables in the lunch room as her own, and she does needlessly large puzzles on them. I’m talking 1000+ pieces. On my way out of the building, I stopped by her table and took a puzzle piece that goes right in the middle of one of her puzzles. Today, exactly one week later, I walk into the lunch room and see her tearing the place apart looking for this puzzle piece. It’s currently sitting on top of some old food in my trash can at home.

Edit: she wasn’t stealing my work and claiming it as her own. I made sure my boss knew I was helping her with it. She just wasted my time and pushed my weekend back further.

PLEASE REPORT @TAEILSPENIS ON TWITTER

Just wanna start off by saying how much I despise that name but aNYWAY this horrible human being has been talking about NCT Dream (who are ALL underage) in the most disgusting way I’ve ever seen (honest to god not an understatement). She clearly wants attention so please don’t message her or @ her.
Just report and leave.
I completely understand if you aren’t able or feel uncomfortable seeing her account (reblogging this would be really appreciated) but if you can please report and block her.

The nursing home staff thought that I was a terrible liar

“You knew the actress Angie Martinelli?”
“Yes, she was one of my best friends. We were roommates for awhile.”
“Oh really?”
“Yes. We lived at one of Howard Stark’s houses.”
“Uh-huh. And was this before or after you served with Captain America?”
“After, obviously”
“Oh of course Ms. Carter”
“It’s Agent Carter actually.”

Isn’t it a shame that Supergirl was cancelled after season 1? It had such potential.

Season 2 would have been great.

We would have had canon lesbian Alex having a slow burn will they/won’t they thing with Maggie, who has such great character development and backstory of her own, while still kicking ass at the DEO as second-in-command, and all those scenes of Vasquez teasing Alex about her crush on Maggie.

Canon bi Kara, Kara trying to balance her duties as Supergirl with her new job as a reporter (but thankfully, always had Cat to lean on), and all those continuing nods to the idea that Cat knows Kara is Supergirl. Cat dusting off her investigative reporter skills and teaching Kara a thing or two - after all, she created a long form journalism section in CatCo magazine just because Kara wanted to be a reporter, what kind of mentor would she be if she didn’t show her the ropes?

J'onn and M'gann and Kara bonding over what it’s like to be survivors of lost worlds.

Lucy Lane working with Olivia, lobbying for alien rights.

James turning down the opportunity to fight crime. There’s not just one kind of hero, after all. He doesn’t need to be the kind of hero that wears a cape, he’s the human kind of hero. The one who tells stories, whose photographs report the truth and shed light on dark secrets, who uses the power of the media to do good - and through his work, ends up saving just as many lives.

Man. Season 2 would have been amazing. I can’t believe they cancelled it after season 1.

Headcanon that when Ginny goes on to play for the Holyhead Harpies, reporters always ask her sexist questions that have nothing to do with her career. And one time after an amazing game a reporter comes up to her and asks, “So what’s it like being married to someone who’s so well known in the wizarding community?”

And Harry just jumps in front of her and starts rambling, “it’s so amazing. I mean, my wife is definitely so talented and such an inspiration to so many young girls, and I’m lucky to have met someone like her.” And he just keeps talking until the reporter goes “yeah yeah, I get it.” And walks away

  • Pathologist: *enters the morgue*
  • Sherlock: *examining a body*
  • Pathologist: *rolls his eyes* Excuse me, sir, this area is out of bounds to-
  • Sherlock: *still looking at the body* It's okay.
  • Pathologist: *sighs* If you don't leave, I'll have to call security.
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* I said it's fine.
  • Pathologist: *frowns* Why is it fine?
  • Sherlock: *smirks* I'm sleeping with the boss.
  • Pathologist: ...
  • Pathologist: *confused* You're sleeping with Stamford?
  • Sherlock: *looks up; annoyed* The other boss.
  • Molly: *enters the morgue, carrying coffees; irritated* Here's your bloody coffee, you git. Have you finished now so I can do my job?
  • Sherlock: *steps aside; takes the coffee, grinning* Yes, boss.
  • Pathologist: ...