mary gael did my prompt <3 <3
[10:52:45 PM] mary gael: rach-hudson asked you:
finn and rachel travel back in time and meet christopher columbus
[10:52:47 PM] mary gael: I CNA WRITE THAT HERE
[10:55:25 PM] mary gael: Finn did not know what was happening but one moment he and Rachel were banging like hard on his bed and the next they were on a beach. You know he didn’t think she noticed at first but when he tried kissing her she pushed him away and they covered their private parts with leaves because there are big leaves where they have landed which as we know in modern times as Hispaniola anyway they were wandering around the beach and Rachel was confused and Finn wants to go back to the bangin if you know what i mean and I think you know what we mean. Then SUDDENLY! A man appeared. He was wearing clothes that looked like they were from approximately 1492. RAchel says, “This looks like Christopher Columbus” and the man said in Spanish (but sounded like English because time traveling means you understand all languages or something like that i don’t know i’m not an expert) “I am He” and Finn punched him in the mouth. Then he blinked and opened his eyes and he was in his room listening to Dashboard Confessional. It is 2009.