when I was about 12 I had a membership to the local YMCA. I was sitting in the steam room one day and there were about three other adults in the room with me. I felt very mature being in here. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t supposed to be there, or I should have at least been accompanied by a parent. It was dead silent, no one was talking to one another, everyone was just relaxing. all of a sudden I ripped major ass. I had no idea this fart was building up inside, it completely snuck up on me and it was so loud in the tiny steam room. my 12 year old self was so embarrassed, I tried to cover it up by squishing my thighs together and squishing them on the tile bench we were all sitting on but it wasn’t working, nothing could replicate the sound of this monster fart. still no one had even reacted to the obnoxiously loud fart. but then it started to smell. It was kind of like when you fart in the shower and all the humidity enhances your sense of smell. I knew I had to get out of there fast so I quickly walked out. I haven’t been in that steam room since.