Normal Horoscope:

Aries: When I asked for your fortune today, the stars gave me a coffee table book with a sword stabbed through it. Congrats!

Taurus: Two trains leave a station headed in opposite directions, one is travelling at 35m/s the other at 70m/s, after thirty seconds what is the distance between them? Write your answer on a piece of graph paper and set it alight during sunset. Show your work.

Gemini: Time will be green apple flavored today.

Cancer: You dropped a pen the other day, but a sprite noticed it and returned it to your pocket. Repay them soon with an offering of food or they will steal your teeth.

Cancer: The afterlife is the same as this one but its a sickass metal remix. Just you wait!

Leo: The ghost of an old sharpshooter sits in the belfry of the church. He watches over the bridges of your town. The glint of his rifle scope can be seen at sunrise.

Virgo: The world is played in a minor key but ultimately has optimistic lyrics. 

Libra: Death never knocks, they sort of barrel roll through the window and fireman carry you to the afterlife. Never expect the world to be as serious as you think it will be.

Scorpio: Gardens dont grow from wounds dear. Scars do. Scars are badass. 

Ophiuchus: The stars say cool halberd.

Sagittarius: You deserve the good shit. You may not be able to pay for the good shit, but you deserve it nonetheless. 

Capricorn: A great porcelain warship with a human heart. An excellent place for lunch.

Aquarius: If we evolved from monkeys than why are there still monkeys? I could beat a monkey in a fight just watch me. Bring me the finest chimp you have right now and we will throw down. Ill make sure we dont have monkeys anymore.

Pisces: Your guardian angel is rotten. But thats okay! She grows mushrooms on her skin now! Decomposers are an important part of any ecosystem.

anonymous asked:

can you provide me with some good stenbrough hcs because this site is sorely lacking

*clenches fist* for the stenBROS out there

they are such cuddlers?? like not a minute goes by when they are not at least touching shoulders. they just love rubbing each other’s arms, waist, back, etc. bill has a bit of rubbing stan’s shoulders when he notices him stressed out, and stan relaxes as his muscles get relaxed and he has to work to keep standing. stan repays bill by wrapping an arm around him and rubbing soft circles on exposed skin of his waist

bill loves to sit on stan’s lap. the losers could be all in a circle talking and bill will be sitting between stan’s legs and leaning back as stan plays with bill’s hair. PLUS stan would be sitting on bill’s jacket cause stan doesn’t want to get dirt or grass stains on his pants

bill finds it so amusing as he watches stan clean up his room. not full on cleaning mode because stan is always over here and unless theres a hurricane that comes in, it’d still be fairly clean and bill always wants to laugh when he sees stan subtly move a picture frame slightly to the left to be parallel to the side, or fixing a shirt hanging on a hanger. it’s just one of many of his boyfriend’s things that he loves

bill always knows when to leave stan alone to himself, but he also always knows when to be persistent on being there for him. he knows stan is depressed, and he literally do anything to make his boyfriend smile 

one time he caught stan crying in the shower, and bill ran in and wrapped stan’s sobbing form in a towel and they sat on the bathroom floor for an hour as bill plays with stan’s hair shushing him 

stan always asks what bill is writing that day. he gets so excited to hear what bill is writing because his boyfriend is such an amazing writer and he knows bill is going to get far in this profession, and he’s just supportive?? bill always gets nervous when stan asks him to read something of his because dammit his stutter gets so bad when stan is just watching him, but stan is patient as always and just smiles as his cute boyfriend reads him a poem that he wrote or an excerpt of a story

every morning they walk georgie to school hand in hand, while georgie sings “stan and bill sitting in a tree! k-i-s-s-i-n-g!”

Support System | BTS

↠Pairing🍐: boyfriend!bts x significant other!reader

↠Genre📚: Fluff

↠Summary📖: They find original ways to show their appreciation and love for you.


Kim Seokjin

You had fallen asleep with your head in his lap; his fingers where slowly raking through your hair as you both watched a movie. As he watched your sleeping figure, he suddenly started to think about how supportive you are of him,  his job, and everything that comes with being his significant other. Now he felt as if he hasn’t given you as much as you’ve given him.

He was wondering how he could repay you for all of the love you’ve given him, you’ve even learned his favorite recipes, which are many, for when he’s too tired to cook for everyone. It was hard for him to think of something for you, you were such an easy person to please, he could give you a flower petal and you’d be happy about it.

With that being said he felt like something you would be incredibly happy about is having a day where it was just the two of you. You’ll have him all to yourself, he knew you would definitely appreciate that. And maybe some of his food too.

Min Yoongi

Yoongi had always thought about how supportive you were of him; it never escaped his mind. He constantly wondered how he would make it up to you, but you had done countless things for him, how could he ever make it equal?? He practically ruined your sleep schedule and you sleep just as much as he does, which isn’t very much or very proper to being with.

And one day the idea came to him, you love music, he loves music, and he knows he’s good at writing and composing -if he says so himself-. And that’s exactly what he did; over the course of a couple months he wrote lyrics and composed the music for the song where he told you how much he loved you for everything you do for him. He wanted it to be perfect, so that’s why he took his time making it, he wanted this song to have his full attention.

It was like one big appreciation post just in song form, telling you how much he loves you and appreciates everything you do for him, through something he loves, music, to someone he loves, you. He had put so much of his all into this song; he could already see your reaction in his mind. He couldn’t wait for you to give it a listen.

Jung Hoseok

Hoseok was someone who always showed his appreciation for you in little ways, but he felt that it was the time that he shows you in a grander way, in a way that’s more memorable than just some flowers. He thought for weeks what you would like, or what was something you really wanted, or something he did that you really loved.

Dancing, he knew you loved his dancing and on some occasions have asked him to teach you a dance or two. So what if he created a dance just for the two of you; it’d be your dance forever. He loved the idea so much he started on it right after the idea came to him.

It didn’t take him very long to create a dance to a song that the both of you love very much, whenever he dances his creativity flows. He was so excited to show you the dance that he was bouncing from wall to wall with the biggest smile.

Kim Namjoon

All it took for Namjoon to realize how supportive you were of him was you helping him with some song lyrics he was having trouble finishing. And now he didn’t know what to do for you, he didn’t want to buy something for you and accidentally break it; that was his biggest fear whenever he bought you anything. He knew that you were a simple person with simple needs, so what was something that you would like??

To learn how he makes music, how all the buttons and switches work. All he has to do now is plan a date prior to that. He’d take you to your favorite restaurant, then for a walk and lastly to his studio.

He somewhat wondered if that was a good enough way of showing his appreciation, but he knew you enjoyed the simple things in life. Maybe he’ll even write a quick rap for you, and maybe he’ll buy you some jewelry and he really won’t break it this time.

Park Jimin

Jimin was laying in bed after you left to go home at two in the morning; he as thinking about how you didn’t have to come by at all. Sometimes he tells you to just stay home and get a good rest, but you always come by anyway and he hates that you’re not getting better sleep because of him. His thoughts trailed to everything else you do for: him, his friends, the staff members, and more. It was impossible for him to think of everything you’ve done.

Now he was thinking about something you would like; if he got you a gift you’d appreciate it, but you’ll be upset about him wasting unnecessary money on you. So, what was something you would appreciate from him, that costs absolutely nothing?? He started pacing back and forth and finally, it came to him.

Him teaching you his modern dance performance from SBS Gayo Daejun back in 2016, considering you loved it so much he already knew that you wanted to learn it, but didn’t want to bother him about it and waste his time. Maybe the both of you will even create a dance of your own.

Kim Taehyung

It wasn’t until you forced Tae and the others out for a day of fun to yourselves, did he realize you could have easily just left all of them to continue overworking themselves, but instead you went, spoke to Bang PD-Nim demanding telling him that he should give you all  the day off, because that way you’ll all work more efficiently tomorrow. And all he thought about the whole day is what he could do for you.

He even thought to ask you, but knowing you, you would say something cheesy like having him there was enough for you to be happy. But he’s almost always with you, even if you’re in the same room just doing different things. So, what could he do that didn’t involve buying him anything -so you didn’t get mad at him-. 

He suddenly got an idea when catching sight of the sea at the end of the dock of the amusement park you had taken them to. He thought of pulling you over and singing you a ballad and giving a mini-speech about his love and appreciation for you. All he had to wait for was the sunset.

Jeon Jungkook

Jungkook was deep in thought one day after you had left the dorms to go back home; that’s when he looked at the time, two in the morning. He knew you were tired and even when he told you to go home or go sleep in his bed you, but refused to sleep when he had to stay awake. This led his mind to wander to everything you’ve done for him since the beginning and one of those things is when you learned how to do male idol makeup just so you could help. The list goes on and on, he knew that there were things he’s somehow forgotten.

But one thing he was one hundred percent sure of was that he had to make it up to you. He didn’t it want it to be too grand because you’ll tell him off about spending unnecessary money on you, although he doesn’t care about money when it came to you. He’d spend his whole bank account if it was for you.

So what could he do that he knew you would enjoy?? Most likely a cover about a song that explains it all, and in the same recording, he’ll talk about his appreciation for you. Another thing he knows you’ll like is singing a cover with him because you have a good voice and love to sing, mostly with him. He stood from his bed and rushed to his studio to start recording this cover for you.


classic-tammy  asked:

Reylo, cheiloproclitic + duende, please?

Being attracted to someones lips. +  Unusual power to attract or charm.

Full and soft and pink, stuck in a perma-pout. 

Kylo Ren’s mouth is so punchable. The skin would probably break faster than a fruit’s flesh if she hit him with her bare fist or the butt of her lightsaber.

But she doesn’t. When she pushes the mask partway off, instead of the reasonable thing to do, the right thing to do, she crushes her chapped lips against his princely moue.

Rey sucks his lower lip between her teeth and tongues at it. Plump. 

Kylo gets over his shock enough to kiss her back, crushing her body to him. 

His mask comes the rest of the way off and distantly Rey hears it hit the floor, feels his hair tickling her cheek. She doesn’t open her eyes to see, just keeps kissing him.

She doesn’t bite, which is probably the right decision, because he’ll no doubt repay her tenfold for it. That could be dangerous. She can feel his teeth are crooked and sharp, so unlike the pretty lips they hide behind.

anonymous asked:

Why do guys want their wives to look after their parents. It's their responsibility. Why do they put it on their wives? I'm talking to someone for marriage and he wants me to stay in his mum's house so that he can repay her for all she's done. Why couldn't he repay her before marriage. He could of cooked, cleaned and cared for her all this time. This just means he wants me to do his dirty work. But I can't say that to him. How can I say it without sounding like a bitch

Wow I didn’t know guys expected that. You can tell him that. Let him know that by you doing that for his mom you are getting the reward, not him. It’s your hands that will make the food, not his. He isn’t repaying her back for anything! He isn’t doing anything but trying to find the easy way out. Tell him she is not your mother, she is his. You should be doing that type of care for your own mother not his. Jannah doesn’t lie under your mother-in-laws feet.
You need to make it clear before y'all get married. Don’t be afraid to tell him how you feel. If he gets upset then you know what type of person he is.

waywardemo  asked:

Headcannon that bucky treats you like he would pre-serum Steve when you get sick/nervous/anything else he could baby you for

No matter how many times you’ve told him to relax, Bucky can’t help it! He’ll be at your side at all times and just making sure your every need is met! Chill in the room? More blankets. Tummy growled? Have some soup! It’s just so adorably clingy that it cheers you up and flatters you and you’re sure to repay the kindness once you’re better.

Not to incur the wrath of any Fair Folk, but the whole faerie concept is literally terrifying bc if I do them a favor they will repay me how they see fit and appropriate for the thing I did for them and that’s so disturbing like one day I could help a woman carry groceries to her car and she’s actually a faerie so to express her gratitude to me, she could make my car be able to fly and like I APPRECIATE IT BUT PLEASE GIVE ME MY LAND CAR BACK.

Fulfilled Prophesy

Deliverer out of Zion

Isaiah 59:16-20

He saw that there was no one, he was appalled that there was no one to intervene; so his own arm achieved salvation for him, and his own righteousness sustained him. He put on righteousness as his breastplate, and the helmet of salvation on his head; he put on the garments of vengeance and wrapped himself in zeal as in a cloak. According to what they have done, so will he repay wrath to his enemies and retribution to his foes; he will repay the islands their due. From the west, people will fear the name of the LORD, and from the rising of the sun, they will revere his glory. For he will come like a pent-up flood that the breath of the LORD drives along.

“The Redeemer will come to Zion, to those in Jacob who repent of their sins,” declares the LORD.

Romans 11:25-29

I do not want you to be ignorant of this mystery, brothers and sisters, so that you may not be conceited; Israel has experienced a hardening in part until the full number of the Gentiles has come in, and in this way all Israel will be saved. As it is written:

“The deliverer will come from Zion; he will turn godlessness away from Jacob. And this is my covenant with them when I take away their sins.”

As far as the gospel is concerned, they are enemies for your sake; but as far as election is concerned they are loved on account of the patriarchs, for God’s gifts and his call are irrevocable.


What sorcery, what magic do you posses that you can do this;

Consume my mind and spirit, so that I cannot resist.

What silent spell have you cast

That has me falling fast

On my knees to obey you?

What menacing magics do you know

That have me begging you to show

Me how to repay you?

What poison possesses your lips

That has me swaying my hips 

In time with yours?

What potions poured into my drink

That rob me of my ability to think


In short, what have you done?

And what have I become-

Mesmerised by the hocus-pocus you perform,

Hypnotised by the cadence of your voice,

Transfigured by the addition of your form,

Enchanted such that there is only one choice…

So that the chant on my tongue is one syllable long;

Your name on repeat, a strange spell of a song.

~He smiled and the damage was done; trapped forever in the glow of the sun.

I am so fucking glad Funko is putting actual effort into the Cuphead figures instead of their usual generic style

The Devil one also looms over Cuphead and Mugman, being two inches taller than them, so I feel like the three would look great displayed together.

EDIT: Okay yes, I am aware now that Funko Pops are the generic-looking ones and these are not Pops and Funko actually makes on-model figures sometimes, thank you for telling me 5000 times

This is what colonialism looks like

“If you ever wondered what colonialism looks like, this is it. It’s a country that ignores a catastrophic disaster in its colony while people draw “SOS” signs on the street that they need water and food, yet responded with surprising agility to make sure they passed a law protecting Wall Street investors and their profits in the island.

It’s a President that tweets how “sad” it is that millions are starving, with no electricity or water and reminds them that it’s because they owe bankers billions of dollars, which they will need to repay (before aid is shipped?).

It’s an imperial power whose denial of climate change and undeterred capitalism contributed to the destruction of whole island nations and yet when calls of aid are demanded to respond for their crimes, silence.

Colonialism is not being able to control your borders, air space or ports so you can’t receive aid shipments from nearby countries wanting to help and show solidarity because your colonial power is MIA, except for their military planes which hover nearby to keep away other countries’ aid.

This is what colonialism looks like. This is what capitalism looks like. This is what climate change and our future looks like.”

Karasuno in an International Tournament™

idk if this has been done before but CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

• kageyama lowkey trying to figure out other countries hand signals & plays

• the absolute fuckery that is an american volleyball tournament

• tanaka and noya are definitely the most popular people there,, their loud personalities fit in perfectly with the north american players, who are essentially just screaming the whole time

• shitty english met with even shittier japanese

• practice matches with other countries two days before the actual tournament starts, & being put on “teams” with players from other countries

• “what the fuck is a toss, you’re a setter, you SET the ball” suga is personally offended by that statement

• girls and boys playing on courts right next to eachother?? booty for everyone

• where are the other countries managers?¿

• staying in a hotel would be an absolute mess

• ukai trying to prevent the team from over eating at the continental breakfast

• 2am runs to the 7/11 across the street with other teams

• yamaguchi meets his new love, cheeseballs

• tsukishima passively bragging to bokuto & kuroo about the tournament

• daichi giving up on keeping the team in check, and eventually joins in on their shenanigans

• taking a fat L against germany,,, why are they all so tall

• hinata getting teary eyed the last day of the tournament

(i really needed to share this, sorry about the format)

anonymous asked:

i was reading about how having your North node conjunct someones South node can indicate that you two will be important for each other or tied to each other in some way, and this was said, "Look at vmin, they have both North and South node conjunct each other. Jimin's sun is conjunct taehyung libra north node and taehyung Aries moon is conjunct jimin Aries south node. They were meant to be and they call each other soulmates." i was thinking you could include this if you analyze the vmin ship!!

whoever pointed that out is absolutely right! i’m not too well versed in the nodes and their very complex meanings, but i do know enough to recognize that these are powerful, powerful placements. vmin always intrigued me because they don’t have any planetary synastry aspects that jumped out at me and explained their strong bond, but this definitely does!

{ to preface, the lunar nodes (north and south) are two mathematical points in your chart that hold a lot karmic significance. basically, the south node presents your past life. it represents skills that you have already mastered and brought into your current life; your gifts and talents. the north node presents your destiny. it represents lessons that you will have to learn to reach enlightenment, and the trials and tribulations you face along the way. }

now let’s look at what this means for jimin and taehyung. the fact their north/south nodes are conjunct with one another means that they lived similar past lives together, and their future holds a common destiny. their sun and moon forming these aspects represents a yin and yang dynamic. ex. the sun can’t survive without the moon, and vise versa. they complete each other

(even bighit supports sun!jimin and moon!taehyung 👀)

jimin’s sun conjunct taehyung’s north node - one of the main themes of this relationship is growth. taehyung’s north node in libra shows where he lacks, his weaknesses. jimin shines light on those areas, teaches and mentors him. jimin brings out the best in his friend.

“one of the major themes of your relationship is developing each other’s talents and strengths. this contact is a powerful one. instant friendship is probable”

“the sun person will be highly complimentative of the node person, increasing the node person’s self-esteem. the sun person will say and do things that make the node person open up their potentials”

“there is a feeling of going somewhere through this relationship. you are likely to be quite active together, spurring each other on frequently” a feeling of progress and growth with each other, just like how they grew taking classes together, during long nights practicing in the dance room, chasing their dreams despite the cloud of uncertainty

“the north node is undoubtedly strongly drawn towards the sun person, and vice-versa. indeed, the north node person feels a fated pull towards the sun person. the north node certainly feels there is a future with the sun person and is attracted to the growth the relationship represents.”

you could say (quite literally) that jimin is the sunshine in taehyung’s life

taehyung’s moon conjunct jimin’s south node - a strong indicator of a past life connection, a karmic relationship that was extremely nurturing almost like how a mother (moon) nurtures their child.

another aspect of this placement is a feeling of indebtedness on both parts. they feel as if they are each other’s responsibility, as if they have to repay each other for favors done in their past life. due to this, they don’t hesitate to go the extra mile for each other. giving and generosity is abundant in their relationship

“the attraction is instant. you immediately feel safe, secure, and comfortable in each other’s presence. there is much safety and comfort in the relationship, and the emotional bond is tremendous”

“there is a great deal of sympathy between the two of you, and these feelings come naturally”

star crossed lover, soulmates, whatever term you use: vmin’s bond is truly remarkable, and the stars prove it.

Repay You

2,500 Followers Drabble

Prompt: “I miss the days when you were cute and innocent.“

Pairing: Daddy!Dean x Reader

Requested by: @kas-not-cas


All Dean sees before him is god damn pink. How did he get here? Why is he here? This isn’t good. And he doesn’t fucking like it one bit. He’s not ready for this shit. He’ll never be ready for this shit. It’s inevitable but Dean isn’t prepared enough for this right now. 

“Can we move this along, sweetheart? I’m hungry.” Dean whines out, heavily pacing in front of his daughter’s dressing room.

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【Japan Official Fanclub Magazine Vol.5】BTS My Biography – Jimin’s part  

The middle school student who loves dancing became a member of BTS

My earliest memory is when I was 4 – 5 years old (nominal age) and we were moving to a new property nearby where we lived at the time. I held the rice cooker’s inner pot and helped my family to move. When I was a child, I loved to go outside to play with my hyungs and friends in the neighborhood every day. We often played football and hide & seek. Once I ran too far away and even ran to the nearby town (laughs).

In primary school, I loved to play with my friends. During the breaks, we often played football. Although I really liked drawing, I hated coloring. My future dreams changed constantly every day, I wanted to become a chef when I watched a cooking anime. When I watched ‘Galaxy Express 999’, I wanted to become the Galaxy Express’ driver, and I wanted to become a pirate when I watched ‘One Piece’.

I have a very good relationship with my young brothers, who’s 2 years younger. Sometimes, we play games together at home, or watch movies. I remember that we watched the anime ‘Dragon Balls’ and the movie ‘The Host’. We’re just like friends.

I got along with everyone in middle school. Although there’re 6 classes in my school, I pretty much knew everyone. I joined the football and table tennis clubs at school, I was happy every day back then.

I became interested in dancing during the 2nd grade of middle school. I used to go to practice punctually after school, and I started to attend a dance academy in 2010. I was also happy in the dance academy. Whenever I had time, I would go practice dance. I’ve also participated in big performances, but I was really nervous. Actually, even now sometimes I still get nervous when I stand on the stage.

A year before graduating from middle school, I started to think about attending an arts high school. I couldn’t even concentrate on studying when I was in the self-study room, I was worrying about “which high school should I attend? what do I want to do in the future…” While I was contemplating, I thought about having a job where I could stand on the stage. So, Busan Arts High school became my target. In dance majors, I wanted to learn dances that’s modern so I chose contemporary dance as my major. During high school, I spared no effort in dancing. At the time, my friends and I only knew dancing, we got together and practiced, messed around and then continued to practice. During high school, I also had to deal with the dance academy’s workload, but I worried about the tuition fees so I said: “I won’t attend the dance academy anymore.” However, the teacher said: “Jimin, you can attend even if you don’t pay.” The teacher took so much care of me, I wanted to repay the teacher so I practiced even harder. I learnt a lot under the guidance of the teacher. I’ve never thought about giving up dance, not even once.

During spring 2012, my middle school dance teacher contacted me so I auditioned and got accepted, then I decided to go to Seoul in May. The first member I met was Hobi hyung. Hyung welcomed me and said, “let’s work hard together!” Other members also came to talk to me, it just reminded me of the time when I arrived, I went to eat with everyone in the canteen. The happiest moment during the trainee life was when we eat and play together. I still have the amusement park ticket that we went together, I still carry that around in my wallet. It’s because it was the first time and first place that all of our members went together to play. So, it’s engraved on my memory. I’ve been carrying that ticket for about 5 years.

In Seoul, I got transferred to the same school as Taehyung. I was in Class 4 but Taehyung was in Class 2, the whole school knew Taehyung. Because Taehyung has a lot of friends so when he came to my class, he said to the students, “be nice to Jimin!” I’m really shy with strangers, but I gradually got close to my classmates thanks to Taehyung.

The most difficult part of the trainee life was the uncertainty of my future. I got anxious when I hear “you might get eliminated this time”, so I wanted to do my best with practicing. If I practiced until 3, 4am, I would sleep a bit and go practice singing at 6am for an hour and then go to school. This routine continued for about a year. At the time, I’ve never thought I could become a member of BTS, but I was chosen as a substitute member. The hyungs said: “we want to debut with Jimin”, and that became my strength. The feeling of wanting to debut with these hyungs grew stronger.

I was so excited when we debuted. The memories of when we had the showcase, we received a cake from our fans for the first time, after the showcase BTS members and staff members all cried, we went on music shows the next day, and Jin hyung cried. No matter how long it has been, I can’t forget those memories.

I don’t have anything new that I want to challenge in the future, I just want to challenge and see how far I can go with the things I’m doing now. I’m also diligently learning Japanese because I want to speak Japanese fluently!

Trans: KIMMYYANG (from Chinese - blinglingGI)
V’s palm reading; Jimin; Suga; Rap MonsterJungkookJinJ-Hope
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