Meeting my landlord for the first time.
  • Landlord:well here's the lease, you can read it over. Would you like a beer?
  • Me:well I can't say no to a beer.
  • Landlord:haha yeah that'd be like sacrilegious or something.
  • Me:yeah, to like every religion. Ever.
  • Landlord:To you mind if I light up? Would you like some?
  • Me:Is it sativa or indica?
  • Landlord:Sativa
  • Me:I'll pass I like indica more, sativa is said to sometimes cause anxiety and paranora, and I'm taking indica medically to combat that.
  • Landlord:Can I try some of yours?
  • Me:totally, its called girl scout cookies and its a strand suggested me for anxiety and depression. I take godfather og to help go to sleep.
  • some time later...
  • Landlord:Man, I love girl scout cookies, can you buy me some I'll pay you back.
  • Me:totally.
Time To Get New Followers

Or, rather, I need to know who shares my interests so I can remodify my dash. I just unfollowed a lot of inactive blogs and blogs that post a bunch of stuff I don’t want to see. 

So, you know how it goes. Please like or reblog this post if you post/enjoy (even if you don’t post about it anymore) the following! The ones that are bolded are things/people I especially adore and would honestly just love to find more fans of.

  • D.C. Cab
  • My Bodyguard (1980 film)
  • Adam Baldwin
  • Timothy Omundson
  • Repo!: The Genetic Opera
  • The Devil’s Carnival
  • Alleluia!: The Devil’s Carnival
  • Chuck (the NBC show)
  • MTV’s Scream
  • Bex Taylor-Klaus
  • Galavant
  • RENT
  • Trans stuff (resources, selfies, stories, advice, or even just if you’re trans - especially FTM - etc.)
  • Acting/filmmaking (advice, stories, etc.)
  • Harrison Ford
  • Robert Carlyle
  • Cain (the Supernatural character)
  • Poetry
  • The Luck of the Irish
  • Irish things (history, mythology, culture, photographs, etc.)
  • Celtic Thunder
  • Frank Turner
  • Angels/anything to do with angels
  • Modern/urban mythology
  • Mythology
  • Xena: Warrior Princess (especially if you include lots of Eli, a character from later in the show)
  • Constantine (the television programme, preferably; not the film)
  • Lassiet (Carlton Lassiter/Juliet O’Hara from Psych; it’s an underrated and amazing pairing, and I need more shipmates)
  • Rireth (Richard/Gareth from Galavant; same reasoning as above)
  • Cain/Colette (from Supernatural; same reasoning as above)
  • Nostalgia Critic/Channel Awesome
  • The Booth At The End (underrated television programme)
  • Viggo Mortensen
  • Sean Bean
  • National Treasure
  • SeaQuest DSV
  • Judging Amy (I desperately need more fans of this to talk to)
  • Anthony Stewart Head
  • James Marsters
  • Buffy The Vampire Slayer
  • The Inside (television show about an FBI team)
  • Angel

So yeah. If you like any of those things/post about any of those things, please please please like or reblog this post to let me know. Thank you!

wow i thought college was a lot of free stuff i haven’t paid for a drink or a meal in over a month now i don’t pay for transportation anywhere around the bay area. heard some girl say today “i don’t like any of the lunch events today ugh i guess i have to buy food”…this fantasy universe…



Hi, We’re Julia, Zeph, Evan, Sunny, and Basil and we cant pay rent at all this month. We are going to spend all of this money on rent and if somehow theres a few dollars left over it’ll go towards TP or food probably. We need the whole sha'bang before the 3rd of October or we will get evicted or go into 800 more dollars of debt. Julia just got out of the hospital this month after having to quit her job because of mental illness, Evan is still at the mental hospital after having a break down at work. Sunny is in High School and Basil just got a job this week. Zeph is paying for what they can but they’re in debt from that and all their accounts are overdrawn right now. We are all queer mentally ill trans people looking for a little help. Our situation is looking up for next month but this month we really need help and would so appreciate anything you could put towards our rent!


Rent as Hamilton songs

EDIT EXPLAINING SAY NO/SATISFIED: take key lyrics from those songs and put them into their counterparts. “and if you give a damn, take me or leave me” being sang by Maria, “don’t say no to this” sung by Maureen. “May you always be satisfied” sung by Joanne to Maureen, “Gotta look on the bright side, with all of my might, I’d still fall for him anyhow” sung by Angelica.
the signs as musical theatre quotes
  • Aries:I am flame and I am fire
  • I am destruction, decay, and desire (Next to Normal)
  • Taurus:Look, I find some of what you teach suspect, because I'm used to relying on intellect, but I try to open up to what I don't know (Rent)
  • Gemini:Must it all be either less or more, either plain or grand? Is it always "or"? Is it never "and"? (Into the Woods)
  • Cancer:A dream is a soft place to land (Waitress)
  • Leo:I don't come cheap but the kisses come free ;) (Hairspray)
  • Virgo:No other road, no other way, no day but today (Rent)
  • Libra:Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise (Les Miserables)
  • Scorpio:Oh, you're gonna be wounded. Oh, I'm gonna be your wound. (Spring Awakening)
  • Sagittarius:When your feet don't touch the earth, you can't feel the fates that hurt. And you're free, there's no need, to come down. (Finding Neverland)
  • Capricorn:I don't want to fight, but I won't apologize for doing what's right (Hamilton)
  • Aquarius:If you want me, satisfy me (Once)
  • Pisces:Don't you carry nothing that might be a load, come on and ease on down the road (The Wiz)