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  • Moody: [to the fourth-years] Now, I don't care if you wear mini-skirts, I don't care if you wear dress robes. I don't care if you're good at Quidditch, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can rest assured that every single one of you, at some point, is going to be cursed.
  • Moody: CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

[The team is in a doctors office only in their underwear]

Coulson: Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I’m not sure why you’re all sitting here in your underwear.

Tony: Barnes was in his underwear when we all got here.

Steve: Yeah, what’s the deal, Buck?

Bucky: [shrugs] I don’t feel the need to explain myself.