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Storyline: Loki turns you into a cat and besides Tony who finds it very funny, Clint is pretty decided to kill the vilan.
Author’s note: That was a difficult one, I’m sorry if it sucks.
when do we have a cat?”, Clint asked as he watched the cat trying
to climb on his lap. If it wasn’t because he wasn’t crazy, he’d
think the cat was trying to say him something. Suddenly, she had
appeared in the hall, she had meowed and she had followed him
don’t know but Tony’s going to freak out if he see it”, Natasha
said as she looked at the feline that was still trying to get Clint’s
attention. Tony hated cats; he thought they were traitors.
we should leave it here”, Clint half-joked, making Natasha laugh.
Y/N sees the cat, she’ll want to adopt it. You know it, right?”,
she added. A grimace appeared in Clint’s face. As much as he would
like to see Tony afraid by a simple cat, he didn’t want to argue
with his girlfriend about having a pet. They’d had that talk many
times and every time they finished arguing. Clint thought they didn’t
have enough time to take care of the animal, while Y/N thought that
with effort, everything was possible.
time to go, little one”, he said grabbing the cat. Just when his
hands touched the cat, she began to purr. “You won’t convince me.
It’s not you, it’s me”, he said. Natasha softly laughed.
Clint was ready to take the cat outside, she began to stir in his
arms and she started meowing like crazy. “What the hell!”, he
shouted when the cat scratched him. He dropped the feline and he
watched as she ran away, disappearing from his sight. “I think she
understands me when I talk”, Clint said as he observed his arm,
looking for damage.
she’s crazy in love with you too. Y/N, be careful! Clint’s has a
they heard a high-pitched scream. “Who the hell let a cat in
here?”, Tony screamed. They heard steps approaching the kitchen,
which was where they were. “You”, Tony yelled pointing at Clint.
“You let that thing in”.
thing is a cat and no, I didn’t let her in”, Clint answered
a female, I’ve checked”, Natasha confirmed. Tony was stunned for
a few seconds, then he shook his head.
don’t care, we have to find that
he insisted. “And kick it out. I don’t like cats, they’re
traitors. I don’t want one in my house”.
rolled her eyes but didn’t say anything, after all, that place had
been built with Tony’s money.
and Natasha followed Tony to the surveillance room, where there were
a lot of computers and screens that showed what happened at the
Avenger’s base, just as it recorded everything that had happened in
the last twenty four hours. “Let’s see where the hell is that cat”,
Tony muttered as he searched in the screens. Clint leaned against one
of the desks, he crossed his arms over his chest and waited for Tony
to find the cat. He wanted to finish with that nonsense once for all.
you think it’s strange that, out of nowhere, this cat had appeared?”,
do you mean?”, Clint said with a frown.
absolutely nothing around the base and it’s to far for a wild cat to
come here”, she explained. “Maybe we should look at how it
not important”, Tony mumbled.
God’s sake, Tony. Do what I said”, Natasha demanded. Tony muttered
some offensive words as he did what Natasha had told him. Clint paid
more attention because he was curious about what his best friend had
said. And what appeared in the screen left him shocked.
the hell…”, he mumbled. It was Y/N arguing with Loki and,
suddenly, becoming a cat. The cat he had held a few minutes earlier.
“I’m going to fucking kill him, do you hear me?”, Clint yelled.
“I don’t care he’s Thor’s brother and I don’t care he’s trying to
win to earn heaven, but it’s clear he’s not trying a damn thing”.
Natasha grabbed his best friend and stopped him.
Clint. We don’t even know where Y/N is. Or most important, Loki”.
he has to kiss the cat”, Tony said.
this isn’t a fucking Disney movie”, Clint grumbled. “Where the
fuck is Loki?”, he asked looking at the screens. Finally, Natasha
pointed one of the screens where Loki could be seen threatening a cat
with his rod. Clint ran out of the room, followed by Natasha telling
him to calm down and Tony chuckling. When he found Loki, he jumped on
him and started beating him until Natasha and Tony got him away from
him. The cat, or Y/N, was standing there, swollen like a balloon and
need him alive to get Y/N back”, Tony said, trying to calm him
down. Loki laughed and laughed, clearly amused by the situation. Tony
had trouble keeping a straight face, he was amused by the situation
as well, although havin a cat next to him was making him hysteric.
just need to ask”, Loki said before Clint could threaten him. He
pointed the cat with the rod and, suddenly, Y/N appeared. Say that
she was angry was an understatement. She looked at her boyfriend and
friends, and then he looked at Loki. She hit him with so much force
that knocked him down.
time you decide to have fun with someone, you know with whom you
don’t have to play”, Y/N grumbled.
fucking love you”, Clint mumbled as he went to hug her.