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So I, like the rest of you, am loving Clint sitting in a chair backwards…

BUT IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION THE BAG OF DORITOS BEHIND HIM?!?!?

And let us not forget:

Well done product placement…

GAY SHIPS

What if years from now a fangirl decided to make a movie with our favorite ships. Not exactly Stiles and Derek, but Dylan and Tyler playing characters with love interest. And omg Chris and Sebastian being those couples who have a reunion years after their relationship. WAIT A MINUTE, Aaron is sick and almost dying and Jeremy by his side holding his hand and reminding him all the good moments that they shared.
Jensen being a alcoholic who decided to go to those help groups and BOOM he meets Misha.

JUST IMAGINE ALL THE POSSIBILITIES.
Give a fangirl money and she will make a “Love Actually” with all the tumblr gay ships.

Dear Marvel,

Please put Jeremy Renner in the trash where he belongs. We love Hawkeye though, so here are some continuity suggestions for MCU:

  • an actual hawk
  • a taxidermy hawk sewn onto the shoulder of Natasha’s uniform 
  • Tony Hawk(eye)
  • Armie Hammer in an Aunt Viv #1 / Aunt Viv #2 situation where we all pretend they are the same
  • Kate Bishop

Thank you for your time.

Clint Fucking Barton

Everyone talks about how Whedon destroyed Scarlett’s character, but what about Clint?
He ignored him in Avengers and, then, BOOM, he tried to make Hawkeye one of the main members of the team.
I love Hawkeye, he is probably my favorite one (after the Captain), but a family? Like, really? We all know that Clint is a vulnerable character, hello, he fights with a bow and an arrow. For me, a family doesn’t make him stronger, but weaker.
I think that Whedon tried to give us a plot twist because we all shipped Clintasha and we wanted to see more of Jemery’s character.
I just have one thing to say, you destroyed Clintasha and his character but - without even knowing - you gave us Hawksilver.
Whedon, what’s good?