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Reactions to Bleach Ships

IchiHime:

IchiRuki:

UlquiHime:

GinRan:

HitsuKarin:

HitsuHina:

IshiHime:

GrimmIchi:

RenIchi:

RenRuki:

IkkaYumi:

ByaRen:

ByaKen (Byakuya and Kenpachi):

HitsuMatsu (Hitsugaya and Matsumoto):

RukiHime:

MatsuHime (Matsumoto and Orihime):

Ishida x Nemu:

UraYoru (Urahara and Yoruichi):

Nnoinel (Nnoitra and Nel):

Shunnao (Shunsui and Nanao):

Shuhei Hisagi x Rangiku Matsumoto:

Shinyori (Shinji and Hiyori):

 Basically:

(If I missed a ship, send me which one in my ask and I’ll react!)

Byakuya to Ichigo: Why you should date Renji


As requested by anon. :)


“Kurosaki Ichigo, I have another very important speech to make to you. You must listen to me. I am going to explain why you should date my lieutenant, Renji. I have very good reasons.”


1. It was clear from the beginning how much Renji wanted you.

“Do you remember when the three of us met each other, Kurosaki Ichigo? Renji engaged you in combat and lost, the poor lamb. When I intervened on Renji’s behalf, he was upset. He told me that I did not have to help with a kid at your level. Those were his words, but I heard what he truly meant. He meant, ‘Captain, please don’t steal this hunk from me. I wish to claim him as my own.’”


2. He kept finding excuses to see you.

“And ever since that first moment, Renji has desired you carnally. You may have noticed how many excuses he found to see you when you first invaded Soul Society. He left a lieutenant’s meeting to confront you. He followed you to your 'secret’ hide-out and trained, shirtlessly, in your vicinity. He was trying to woo you, Kurosaki Ichigo. I am surprised that you were too dense to notice.”


3. He visited your dingy high school.

“Surely that is proof enough of his love. He put on a human uniform and came to your classroom. And yes, so did the rest of Captain Hitsugaya’s advance squad, but only Renji held you close while Rukia punched you. Once again, a clear sign of affection.”


4. Do I really need to point out all the times he’s followed you?

“To the world of the living. To Hueco Mundo. To the world of the living again. Whatever ill-planned adventure you embark on, Renji is sure to follow.”


5. The two of you have similar hair.

“I have already proved that Renji loves you. I suppose I must now show that the two of you are a good match. So I will begin with the most important factor: you have similar hair. Obnoxiously colored, spiky, messy but in a good way. Perhaps Renji could even teach you how to style yours.”


6. You both have a similar attitude.

“You and Renji both take a similar view of the world: you think it is best to rush headlong into things and just see how that goes. Then you get beat up, but you do not let that stop you. It is both noble and full of needless violence. The two of you can bond over that.”


7. You are flexible in your mindsets.

“Renji was one of the first officers of the Gotei-13 to join you, Kurosaki Ichigo. He realized that you were perhaps not such a bad man after all, and he went so far as to fight me in order to help you rescue Rukia. That shows a rare flexibility of mind. I believe you have a similar flexibility. You make friends with everyone, be they human or shinigami or visored or hollow. I believe that this is a quality you can appreciate in each other.”


8. Renji is smoking hot.

“He is a fine specimen of man. I’m sure that even someone as dense as you will have noticed, Kurosaki Ichigo.”


9. You both know how it is to be lied to by your powers.

“Both of you had powers that did not tell you the full truth - not until you were ready. Perhaps the two of you can bond over the fact that your own souls lie to you. Or cry about it, at least.”


10. You once climbed up to my window and burst through it shouting Renji’s name.

“And I may not know much about human courtship rituals (thankfully), but I am fairly certain that climbing up to a person’s window and shouting their name is something that a would-be lover does. So - to use a human phrase - get a room already. Preferably not mine.”

what i think about every ichigoXeveryone pairing(s)

ichigo X rukia

partners in life

ichigo X ishida

practically cousins, so… incest?

ichigo X renji

*angry buddies sex*

ichigo X grimmjow

*very angry villain sex*

ichigo X chad

*chad’s voice* mondainai

ichigo X orihime

title: Boy, When Will You Realize? | pairing: one-sided!ichihime | genre: angst, fantasy, school life

ichigo X hollow ichigo

i can imagine ichigo saying “i hate you, but i want so much more” in which hollow ichigo replies “then hate me, even more”

ichigo X tatsuki

best bro

ichigo X kenpachi

what?

ichigo X hitsugaya

bro-in-law

ichigo X tensa zangetsu

ichigo X byakuya

I love how similar Jean Eren and Renji Ichigo is. Like, their ship and even just their canon interactions. Just a bunch of screaming, name calling and panels of them getting all up in each others’ business. Except, Renji is like wise underneath it all, but Jean is just…Jean.

Concerning the Bleach Winter Color Spread Sheet...

Both IchiRuki and IchiHime Shipper have it wrong.

Those snowman aren’t even Orihime and Rukia.

It’s Yuzu and Karin.

If you were a true fan of your ship you would have noticed from the beginning that those are Yuzu and Karin.

Exhibit A.

That snowman has deep brown eyes.

Orihime’s eyes are:

Definitely not the same color as that snowman.

Now look at Yuzu:

See it now?

Exhibit B.

This snowman has dark gray eyes.

Rukia’s eyes are:

Definitely not the same color as that snowman.

Now look at Karin:

See it now?

It even makes more sense, since papa Isshin is right behind the Karin Snowman:

Now. To all those IchiHime Shippers and IchiRuki shippers who were so blinded by their ship not to notice this:

Shame on you.

To get so caught up in a shipping war and loosing sight over every little thing, especially snowmen…

The only officially ships I see here is:

ChadIshi.

And good old RenIchi.

When in doubt, ship Yaoi and Yuri.