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I can’t believe I just saved the Bleach fanbase

Y'know what? I’m sick of the Bleach discourse. I’m ending it right now.

You ship IchiHime? Awesome. RenRuki? Great. IchiRuki? Neat. RenIchi? Beautiful. RukiHime? Marvelous. RenHime? Golden.

It’s all canon now. That’s right – the true ending is RenIchiRukiHime.

Ichigo and Rukia and Renji and Orihime are all married to each other, in a happy and healthy polyamorous relationship. Kazui is Ichigo and Orihime’s kid, Ichika is Renji and Rukia’s kid; the other two decide against having biological children because that would become extremely complicated due to laws in both worlds, but it doesn’t matter because all four of them are parents to any kids they have.

Kazui got Ichigo’s last name, Ichika got Renji, and they all agreed that Rukia’s next kid would have Orihime’s last name because Kuchiki is a fancy-shmancy super important name and can’t be given to any random person (Rukia isn’t a Kuchiki by blood, and thus cannot pass on the name). To make up for it, Orihime agrees to give her next kid the Kuchiki name, as she’s not bound by Soul Society’s laws and therefore they can’t do shit to stop her (Byakuya approves of this, but not aloud).

Ichika and her sibling are both Shinigami, Kazui gets a mix of Quincy and Shinigami powers, and Kazui’s sibling gets a mix of Hollow powers and whatever the hell kind of magic Orihime has.

Orihime runs a bakery called “The Four Corners Bakery”, known for letting just about anyone in so long as they promise not to kill people. She gives jobs to anyone temporarily staying in the living world (e.g., Shinigami on the job, Arrancars with nothing better to do, the occasional jobless Quincy, etc.). Riruka buys donuts from her on a daily basis (and is effectively a full-time employee but won’t admit it), and Urahara builds one of his crazy underground fight zones for people who need to work off some stress. Orihime also sells “feel-better treats”, which are custom-made baked goods that look like whoever the maker doesn’t like. Ironically, Loly buys them only from Orihime directly, because no one else is willing to make them for her.

Renji eventually becomes captain of the insert-number-of-your-choice-here division, Ichigo and Uryuu (who is dating Chad) bicker a lot, and Tatsuki gets some cool superpower because lord knows she deserves one.

There, I solved all your problems. Y'all can chill now.

what i think about every ichigoXeveryone pairing(s)

ichigo X rukia

partners in life

ichigo X ishida

practically cousins, so… incest?

ichigo X renji

*angry buddies sex*

ichigo X grimmjow

*very angry villain sex*

ichigo X chad

*chad’s voice* mondainai

ichigo X orihime

title: Boy, When Will You Realize? | pairing: one-sided!ichihime | genre: angst, fantasy, school life

ichigo X hollow ichigo

i can imagine ichigo saying “i hate you, but i want so much more” in which hollow ichigo replies “then hate me, even more”

ichigo X tatsuki

best bro

ichigo X kenpachi

what?

ichigo X hitsugaya

bro-in-law

ichigo X tensa zangetsu

ichigo X byakuya

Reactions to Bleach Ships

IchiHime:

IchiRuki:

UlquiHime:

GinRan:

HitsuKarin:

HitsuHina:

IshiHime:

GrimmIchi:

RenIchi:

RenRuki:

IkkaYumi:

ByaRen:

ByaKen (Byakuya and Kenpachi):

HitsuMatsu (Hitsugaya and Matsumoto):

RukiHime:

MatsuHime (Matsumoto and Orihime):

Ishida x Nemu:

UraYoru (Urahara and Yoruichi):

Nnoinel (Nnoitra and Nel):

Shunnao (Shunsui and Nanao):

Shuhei Hisagi x Rangiku Matsumoto:

Shinyori (Shinji and Hiyori):

 Basically:

(If I missed a ship, send me which one in my ask and I’ll react!)