i was thinking about it and having the foxes in the same house would be both the best and the worst thing ever and since 1: i can never make serious content for this fandom, and 2: it’s syeda’s (@wasninski‘s) birthday, why the hell not:
kevin would end up replacing all of andrew’s candy with like cherry tomatoes or something
andrew would have the most horrified look on his face as he realized that those were not in fact gummies and his entire snacking time had been a lie
neil would be the laziest little fucker too
neil: *sitting on the couch with allison* hey go get me some chips or i’ll stick my toe up your nose
allison: *scrolling through her instagram feed* mmmm no
neil: *already taking off his sock and putting his face near allisons* you made me do this
nicky: *comes downstairs* it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the hets are at it again
matt: *not looking up from his cereal*: it’s not me and dan this time so it must be aaron and katelyn
OH MY GOD S H O W E R S
kevin: *storms downstairs dripping wet with a towel around his waist* which one of you fuckers turned on the sink
dan: *comes out of the kitchen with a glass of water*: i was parched :)
in my experience living with other people in a house with a broken shower is the worst bc all someone could do is turn on the sink or flush the toilet and the water temperature in the shower does a full 360 to either satan’s asshole of fucking antartica
sharing a house means sharing clothes but they probably do that anyways
andrew: has anyone seen my sweatshirt
neil: *muffled by the sweatshirt sleeves he has his face buried in* no you should ask renee she did laundry yesterday
andrew: give me my damn shirt josten
neil: hey guys where’d like half my closet go
nicky: *quickly stuffs the garbage bag that was in his hands into the trash* must’ve lost it during the move!! looks like we’ll have to replace everything!! whoops!!
renee makes breakfast on the weekends and it is a m a z i n g. natalie renee walker becomes a saint to any hungover fox(read: kevin, nicky, and aaron)
but all of the foxes put things in places the twinyards + neil most definitely can’t reach and it becomes a challenge to see who can get either neil, andrew, or aaron to use the most extreme methods to get something
andrew: *is balancing on two chairs, 5 pillows, three of renee’s cookbooks, and dan’s exercise ball, plus he’s on his tiptoes*
kevin: i wonder who put your candy bars on top of the fridge???
andrew: i will literally tear out you hair follicles one by one if you tell anyone about this
tbh they act like they hate each other(andrew might actually hate everyone), but they’re just a big dumb family and they have video game tournaments every saturday
matt: did you-neil, did you just fucking blue shell me
neil: so that’s what what was
allison and nicky go so hard at just dance like it isn’t even funny
they usually drag neil into their games too bc he’s a pretty decent dancer???
kevin plays too if he’s drunk enough
aaron usually leaves by then
andrew just sits on the couch and watches neil dance and play around with the other foxes bc he’s happy his boyfriend feels safe around the foxes and that he’s happy and carefree bc that’s what he deserves
anyways the foxes would have the times of their lives living together, especially once andrew and neil get comfortable around them and you can pry this out of my damn hands
why would you fight dan. i mean, you can, but should you? she once kicked a raven in the nuts. she was probably even somewhat buzzed at that time? do you think this is a wise decision? proceed with caution.
look at this tall, beefy boy. he has anxiety... Fight Him.
he'll stab you. like, literally. but i mean, fight him anyway. if you get a punch in, that's good. i heard he doesn't know how to duck.
why would you fight matt. he could sit on you and you will literally be powerless. and i mean. does he deserve it? if so, i mean, good luck? the guy has a boxer for a mom and he's a back liner, okay, i don't fuck with that but good luck.
he probably forgot who you were since he made you want to fight him but like. fight him anyway.
this is an urn. why would you punch an urn. i mean. okay, maybe. fight him.
a fair fighter. fight her. it's a 50/50 split, if you manage to avoid the fake nails. good luck!
fight him. literally, he's so eager to fight. just do it. do it for him, maybe, if not for yourself. he just wants to fight.
G O O D L U C K
this boy's asking for a fight all the time, i think you have to wait in line for it