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Taraji P. Henson, Octavia Spencer and Janelle Monae as Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan and Mary Jackson

Film: Hidden Figures (2016)

Costumes by Renee Ehrlich Kalfus

i was thinking about it and having the foxes in the same house would be both the best and the worst thing ever and since 1: i can never make serious content for this fandom, and 2: it’s syeda’s (@wasninski‘s) birthday, why the hell not:

  • kevin would end up replacing all of andrew’s candy with like cherry tomatoes or something
  • andrew would have the most horrified look on his face as he realized that those were not in fact gummies and his entire snacking time had been a lie

neil would be the laziest little fucker too 

  • neil: *sitting on the couch with allison* hey go get me some chips or i’ll stick my toe up your nose
  • allison: *scrolling through her instagram feed* mmmm no
  • neil: *already taking off his sock and putting his face near allisons* you made me do this
  • nicky: *comes downstairs* it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the hets are at it again
  • matt: *not looking up from his cereal*: it’s not me and dan this time so it must be aaron and katelyn

OH MY GOD S H O W E R S

  • kevin: *storms downstairs dripping wet with a towel around his waist* which one of you fuckers turned on the sink
  • dan: *comes out of the kitchen with a glass of water*: i was parched :)
  • in my experience living with other people in a house with a broken shower is the worst bc all someone could do is turn on the sink or flush the toilet and the water temperature in the shower does a full 360 to either satan’s asshole of fucking antartica

sharing a house means sharing clothes but they probably do that anyways

  • andrew: has anyone seen my sweatshirt
  • neil: *muffled by the sweatshirt sleeves he has his face buried in* no you should ask renee she did laundry yesterday
  • andrew: give me my damn shirt josten

and consider:

  • neil: hey guys where’d like half my closet go
  • nicky: *quickly stuffs the garbage bag that was in his hands into the trash* must’ve lost it during the move!! looks like we’ll have to replace everything!! whoops!!

renee makes breakfast on the weekends and it is a m a z i n g. natalie renee walker becomes a saint to any hungover fox(read: kevin, nicky, and aaron)

but all of the foxes put things in places the twinyards + neil most definitely can’t reach and it becomes a challenge to see who can get either neil, andrew, or aaron to use the most extreme methods to get something

  • andrew: *is balancing on two chairs, 5 pillows, three of renee’s cookbooks, and dan’s exercise ball, plus he’s on his tiptoes*
  • kevin: i wonder who put your candy bars on top of the fridge???
  • andrew: i will literally tear out you hair follicles one by one if you tell anyone about this

tbh they act like they hate each other(andrew might actually hate everyone), but they’re just a big dumb family and they have video game tournaments every saturday

  • matt: did you-neil, did you just fucking blue shell me
  • neil: so that’s what what was
  • allison and nicky go so hard at just dance like it isn’t even funny
  • they usually drag neil into their games too bc he’s a pretty decent dancer???
  • kevin plays too if he’s drunk enough
  • aaron usually leaves by then
  • andrew just sits on the couch and watches neil dance and play around with the other foxes bc he’s happy his boyfriend feels safe around the foxes and that he’s happy and carefree bc that’s what he deserves  

anyways the foxes would have the times of their lives living together, especially once andrew and neil get comfortable around them and you can pry this out of my damn hands

this is the worst post i’ve ever made 

Alexis Rene G Beauty Guide

Makeup:
— Alexis rarely wears noticeable makeup, and whenever she does its for a photoshoot or a special occasion. A daily wear for her though is mascara. Her lashes are super long and she’s always sporting a dash of mascara in her pictures and she has stated mascara is a must-have! Below, are some of her makeup products she’s mentioned on social media! —

• Benetint by Benefit
   - $30 at Sephora

• Covergirl Volume Lash Blast Mascara
   - $8.99 at Ulta

• Tarte Eye Lash Curler
   - $19 at Sephora

• Rosy Lip Therapy by Vaseline
   - $1.79 at Walgreens

• Stila Stay All Day 10-In-One HD Illuminating Beauty Balm With Broad Spectrum SPF 30
   - $38 at Ulta

Hair:
— Alexis is a natural dirty blonde, as she gets blonde highlights regularly. Alexis’s hair is also fairly short, and it seems as if she has low layers. Another thing I’ve noticed about her hair is the wavy, beachiness (is this a word? lol) to it. You can also achieve her look with the products listed below! —

• It’s a 10 Shampoo
   - $13.59 at Target

• It’s a 10 Conditioner
   - $16.49 at Target

• Bumble and Bumble Sea Salt Spray
   - 14 oz $27 at Bumble and Bumble

• Moroccan Oil Treatment
   - $14.80 at Nordstrom

Body Sprays:
— Fun fact: The coconut passion spray was gifted to her by Jay 😉 Also, VS always has package deals for their scents if you’re interested in a better deal. —

• Coconut Passion from Victoria’s Secret
   - $14 from VS

• Love Spell from Victoria’s Secret
  - $14 from VS

Skin Care:
— Alexis’s skin is a beauty. She has stated that the sun plays a major part in her clear skin, as well as water! I recommend drinking lots of water as it really does make a difference.  Listed below are some products Alexis uses for her face, and body. *Disclaimer* Please do research on these face products and make sure you’re not allergic to anything or you won’t have a bad reaction to them. Just because Alexis uses them, doesn’t mean they’re fit for your skin as well. —

• Lucas’ PawPaw Ointment
   - $12 from Beautylish

• Rodan & Fields SOOTHE Regimen
   - $41 for the facial wash from Rodan & Fields

• Dr. Bronner’s Pure Castile Soap- Lavender
   - $10.79 from Target

• Kiehl’s Skincare (I swear by Kiehl’s)
   - I don’t know Alexis’s exact products that she uses but you can go on khiels.com and explore

All of these products I’ve talked about in this guide have been confirmed by Alexis, and I’ve taken them to memory throughout the years I’ve been following her. You can find where she talks about these products on both tumblr accounts ‘alexisreneg’ and 'askalexisren’. Also a big thanks to the anonymous that submitted some of her skin care to me; I wish I could properly thank you. Please don’t expect to look like Alexis if you use these products, as that is impossible, I’m sorry. Also, please do some research before using any of these products and see if they are fit for you, I don’t want anything disastrous to happen to any of your beautiful faces, as you may be allergic to the ingredients used in the products. Otherwise: I hope you all enjoy this compilation of Alexis’s beauty habits and the products she uses!

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