The phrase “this looks like a renaissance painting” is banned until everyone takes an art history class. Who even knows what a renaissance painting looks like at this point? SHit if I know.

white fanfic authors writing about white characters: he was gorgeous. with lovely brown lashes fanning teary blue eyes, he resembled one of those sorrowful men immortalized in renaissance paintings. the moon shone against his pale skin, his plush, pink mouth parted in a sigh.

white fanfic authors writing about black characters: his skin was dark. he skinned darkly down the dark skins and chocolated to the ebony cocoas.