ren the hot dog

Let me explain to u a thing
tumblr user enitari
Let me explain to u a thing

(An anon asked me to make something like my video  for THIS post. Thank you tumblr user Enitari for this beautiful post all credit goes to this person) 

FUCKIN G WEINER DINGLE BURRITO JUST LET ME EXPAIN MY LOVE FOR THIS IMAGE ONCE AND FOR ALL 

[AGGRESSIVELY INHALES] 

LET ME TELL U HOW FUCKING  IMPORTAN T THIS IMAGE IS FOR ME?????? IS T HIS REAL LIFE???? JUST LET ME EXPLAIN TO U A TH ING”“!!!!?!!?11!!!

JUST LOOk AT HIM?????????????+++ LOOK AT REN??? DOG??? HOT LOOK HOW HAPPY THE DOG HOT LOOK CLOSER HOW HAPPY HE IS AOB IS EYE CLOSED BUT RENREN ????NONONO DIDNT FUCKIGN THINK SO REN EYE OPEN LOOKING AT SMILE AOBU AND REALIZING HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT THEYRE FINALLY TOGETHER DO U SEE IT ??? DO U???? ? ?  DO YOU REALLY? ?? YOU FCUK ING EGGHEADED DICK BURRITO. REN LOVES BOB SO MUCH CAN U SEE THE LOVE I JUST HIS SMILE SAYS EVERYTHING LIKE AOBUBA HTANK U FOR LOVING ME I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG LOVING U BUT NO I AM LOVE U THANK NO IM SORRY SORRY OH AH SORRY WOW HEHE SORRY

NO REN STOP SAYING SORRY U FUCKING FRECKLE UR THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THE PLANENT U LITTLE SHIT JUST S T  O P

THIS IMAGE IS THE EVERYTHING THE LIFE THE MEANING  I WANT TO TELEPORT INT O THE MIDDLE OF THIS IMAGE AND TOUCH EVERYTHING IN IT I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE THIS IMAGE AND SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE INSIDE THIS PIECE OF FRICKERY JUNGLE DONGLE DOGGIE PIC AND JUST WATCH THEM UNTIL I DIE I WANT TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND SEE THIS PIC  I WANT THIS PIC DISPLAYED AT MY FUNERAL AND AT M Y FUCKING REINCARNATION BECaUSE DAWG SINCE I SAW THIS FRICKERY DINGLE DONGLE PIC I WILL LIVE FOREVER  IM SO DONE I WANT THE LION KING THEME SONG TO BE PLAYED IN THE BACKGR OUND AS I SLOWLY DISPERCE INTO THE WIND WHILE I VIOLENTLY FAP IN THE DISTANCE

U THINK U UNDERSTAND ME YET NO U DONT BECAUSE U ARE NOT SEEING IT U SOYA NIPPLE LOOK AT THE PIC LOOK CLOSER LOOK AT THEIR FACES LOOK AT RENS HAND AND HIS PERFECT EYES MY VAGUGA HAS EXPLODED I WNAT REN TO TOUCH THE JUNGLE

THIS IMAGE IS MY RELIGION I PRAY TO THIS IMAGE EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO THE BE D THIS IMAGE IS HTE LORD DEAR LORD PLEASE LET ME LOOK AT U AGAIN OH THERE U FRICKI  N ARE THANK U BCUZ SOMEONE FRUCKETY FRICKFRICKIN MADE THIS GAME HELLO YES I LOV E U SO MUCH I WANT TO TOUCH ALLOF U CAN I DO IT THANK U rEN AND BOB FOR BEING A CHURACTURERS IN HTE GAME THANK U MOM DAD FOR GIVING BIRTH TO ME AND THANK MYSELF FOR NOT HAVING A LEGO GET STUCK IN MY EYE SO ME BLIND SO I COULD LIVE TO SEE THIS IMAGE THANK YOU SO MUCH 

I NEED THIS PICTURE EVERYWHRE AT ALL TIMES TH IS IS THE MEANING OF MY LIFE I NEED THIS I WANT THIS IMAGE TATTOED ON MY FOREHEAD I NEED THIS LOOK AT HIM JUST LOOK A T THE HOT DOG AND THE AOBUBA ALL THE HOT AOB WHEN I TOUCH THE IMAGE I GET BURNS ON MY FINGERS WHY OH WHY DO U ASK U FRACKIN CHEESEBURGER BECAUSE ITS FRICKIN AOBUB AND SNIPPETY SNAPPETY FUCKIN JUNGLE DOG REN I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE???? iM SO DONDIDDELY DOODOO DANGERS DONE

The History of Sly's Tags
  • Yaoi Scarface: I was watching a History Channel special on Al Capone while playing Koujaku's route
  • Douchey Mcpierced Dick: I was mad during Noiz's route and wanted to yell so I mashed together some traits and insults
  • Yaoi Pocahontas: Just as I got into dmmmd I saw fanart that depicted Mink as Pocahontas
  • Human Hot Dog: I made a post about not liking hot dogs and someone asked if I meant Ren or meat products
  • Dry Jizz: I was laughing about how Mizuki doesn't have a route and thought about how dry his juice really is
  • Toue Truck: I pronounce it "Toe-eh" but I heard someone pronounce it "Tow" so of course I thought of this
  • Tae San Do: My dad was going on about the proper pronunciation of martial arts forms since he did Tae Kwon Do and I thought of Tae being a kick ass martial arts master
Kylo Ren The Teacher
  • *"Kylo is a hot dog face" written on the board*
  • Kylo: .....
  • Kylo: ok, who wrote this ?
  • Kylo: do I have a hot dog face ?
  • Kylo: I'm sorry...but does my hair look like a bun and my face a weiner ?!?
  • Kylo: DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN BE PICKED UP AT A BALL PARK FOR FIVE NINETY NINE ?!?
  • Kylo: ....don't answer that.
  • Kylo: ok everyone point to who wrote this on the board.
  • *all the Knights of Ren point to Rey*
  • KOR: I told her not to do it, Sir.
  • Kylo: why did you write that on the board ?
  • Rey: because I love hot dogs.
  • Kylo: ....you're good.