remusxsirius

  • remus:i was gone for three fucking minutes you shit, get the fuck out of my chair
  • sirius:oh, i think my lap is comfier, no? *smirks and winks*
  • remus:you have five bloody seconds to get out of my fucking armchair
  • sirius:oh this is your armchair?! oh! well, sadly, i cant see your name on it!
  • remus:wingardium leviosa, you fuckwit
  • sirius:[shrill, feminine shrieks]
Love In Our Days

So here’s part 2 of A Modern Romace (which you should probably read before this, otherwise this won’t make a whole lot of sense). 

  • Do you think it’s okay to stab your best friend a little bit?
  • Sirius doesn’t know how respond to the text. He doesn’t even know who it’s from.
  • Um. I personally don’t take too kindly to being stabbed, even if it’s just a little bit. 
  • Who is this?
  • Oh, fuck, should’ve introduced myself first. 
  • Hi, it’s Remus :)
  • I mean. Howlingatthemoon. You probably don’t know my name. 
  • It’s Remus. 
  • My name is, I mean. 
  • Sirius’ heart does not flutter and his fingers do not shake. And the thought ‘how do I sound cool and sexy’ absolutely does not cross his mind because Sirius Black does not need to sound cool and sexy, he is cool and sexy. 
  • Oh, I just call you sexy hazel eyed twink in my head.
  • And if your best friend is anything like mine, I can understand your impulse to stab. 
  • On the other end of London, Lily Evans observes her strange best friend as he squeals and pushes his head under the pillow, convulsing and whining, only to emerge a moment later, all wide eyes and wild hair, to shove his phone in her face. 
  • AM I HALLUCINATING OR DID HE REALLY JUST CALL ME SEXY?
  • I will have you know that I am a /jock/
  • What?! How can you say that? Have you seen the way Steve makes googly eyes at Bucky??? They are SO meant to be. 
  • BUT STEVE LOVES TONY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • THEY’RE CONSTANTLY BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE
  • STONY ALL THE WAY
  • NOOOOOO STUCKY IS THE BEST
  • Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you
  • Why would you cover James’ clothes in gooey things if you’re not even going to make it look like it’s nosey
  • Nosey?
  • Oh sorry, I mean snot
  • PETER HE CALLS SNOT NOSEY OMG HE’S SO PRECIOUS I CAN’T EVEN
  • You did WHAT?
  • I ACCIDENALLY SNEEZED ON MY TEACHER’S FACE AND THEN RAN AWAY BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO
  • OMG I’M SUCH A FAILURE
  • Let me make you feel better about yourself
  • I accidentally pushed an old lady down the stairs
  • and then
  • I burst out crying so hard that she had to calm me down and help /me/ instead of the other way around
  • and it wasn’t even pretty crying
  • there was snot everywhere
  • Don’t you mean nosey?
  • SHOULDN’T YOU GO APOLOGISE TO YOUR PROF YOU FUCKING LOSER?
  • I want to hear your voice. 
  • Is that weird? I don’t have very innocent reasons for hearing your voice either. 
  • ….Are you trying to give me an aneurysm? STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT
  • It’s so unfair that I can’t see you blush. Or hear you get flustered. 
  • What do you sound like?
  • Like I’ve just started puberty. 
  • You also think you look horrible, so forgive me if I don’t trust your judgement. 
  • My sexual orientation is literally your hair. 
  • Everytime I watch your videos I feel like pushing you down on any available flat surface and just running my fingers through your hair.
  • JESUS CHRIST
  • Or pulling at them and hearing you make embarrassing sounds. 
  • Mmm. That’s be nice. 
  • JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHUSH
  • LETS MEET. WHEN CAN WE MEET. 
  • There’s this gay friendly bar in central London if you wanna go there?
  • Woah, I just wanted to meet for a chat but apparently you have gay shenanigans on your mind.
  • …How do I get myself out of this.
  • Jamey, does this shirt say ‘hot and sexy’ or ‘I’m desperate for your affection please love me’? 
  • it’s a plAIN BLACK SHIRT SIRIUS JUST GOOOO
  • Remus Lupin, if you don’t stop fiddling with your hair in 2 seconds I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF
  • LILYYYYYYY YOU DON’T GET IT! He’s perfect without even trying and I try so hard but I’m not half as good. Maybe I shouldn’t go. You know what? I’m telling him the plan’s off. I can’t do this. What the hell was I thinking-HEY! YOU CAN’T JUST PUSH ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE!
  • It’s a spiritual experience watching Remus awkwardly stand and fidget near the entry of the bar, trying to locate Sirius. Sirius wants to go to him, or at least wave to indicate where he is, but his muscles seem to have frozen up. Even his lungs aren’t working properly.
  • And then, over the head of a man vomiting his guts out, their eyes meet for the first time. 
  • And it’s like Sirius can breathe again. 
  • “Uh, hi,” Remus says and Sirius wants to melt into a puddle by his feet because his voice sounds like the colour of his eyes, deep, warm and so kind“So this is awkwar-Umph!”
  • It isn’t till he hears a low moan from Remus that Sirius realises that he has Remus pushed against a wall and is kissing him like he’s been thirsty for the feel of his lips his entire life. And a few other past lives. 
  • When they finally break apart, Sirius is panting while Remus is trying very hard to control his breathing. 
  • “Well, that definitely takes the UST out of the equation,” he says, running his tongue across his already glossy bottom lip, looking so debauched that Sirius can’t help but kiss him again.
  • “What’s UST?” he asks when they’ve managed to pull themselves apart once more.
  • “Unresolved sexual tension,” Remus answers, his cheeks turning an even brighter shade of red. 
  • “Why do you know that?” Sirius is grinning now because finally, finally, he can see Remus blush and get flustered and see how he bites his lips and pulls at the sleeves of his sweater, not meeting Sirius’ eyes.
  • “I must have read it somewhere on the internet.”
  • “Somewhere like..I don’t know, fanfiction.net or archiveofourown?”
  • “WHAT? NO. I’M NOT THAT BIG OF A NERD. I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO LIKE HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, GO PARTYING-Okay fine, I read gay superhero porn, sue me.”

So. That’s it. The end. I hope it matches everyone’s expectations and I WAS SMILING SO MUCH AND BLUSHING WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS LIKE WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?

(Bossy Lily is my life)

anonymous asked:

Hey! What are your favorite wolfstar fanfics? :)

hi! i am so so so SO sorry this took me a million years to answer!!! (my life’s been a little crazy - i finished university, had surgery, moved…so i haven’t had time to do much of anything)

but - here are some of my favorite fics!

you can also check out my fic rec tag for lots and lots of lists! 

Headcanon that in fifth year James, Sirius and Peter were planning a new prank and they needed the love potion (don’t ask me why) and it just so happens that when they’re using it Remus enters the room in a very bad mood and starts yelling at Sirius to go have a shower because the room smelled of dog and motorbike oil.

anonymous asked:

A fluffy Wolfstar of Sirius being scared of moths, please?

“Remus? Remus, will you come home please?”

 Remus groaned quietly, lifting the phone away from his ear to rub a hand over his face, before pressing his phone to his ear again.

“I’m on the tube, Padfoot. What’s wrong?”

“There’s a moth in our bedroom.”

“Why don’t you just leave the room?”

“It’s right above the door.”

Sirius was crouched on his bed, watching the moth carefully.

“While you’re in there, then, can you make the bed?”

“Remus!” Sirius gasped. “This is an emergency.”

Yes, I know you don’t like moths-”

“They’re disgusting. I bet they could kill me.”

“They really, really couldn’t, Pads. We’ve been through this before.”

“Re-mus,” Sirius whined. “Hurry up. I’m getting scared.”

“I’m just getting off the tube. I’ll be home in ten minutes, OK?”

When Remus arrived, it was to find Sirius still crouching on the bed. “You’ve come to rescue me,” Sirius said, looking suddenly very relieved. Remus rolled his eyes, stretching to carefully place a cup over the top of the moth, sliding it over a piece of paper. 

After releasing it out of the window, Remus was not surprised to find a pair of warm arms wrapped around his waist. “You’re my knight in shining armour,” Sirius hummed against his neck. 

“I should hope so,” Remus replied, craning his neck to steal a kiss. 


If anyone wants me to write up an AU or headcanon they can send it here!