Sirius: *Without looking* Good you’re here. Now do my hair.

Harry: I was just looking for Remus. I can’t find him anywhere. Also, I don’t know how to-

Sirius: Remember rule number 21. Whoever is near my door at 9 a.m. does my hair. Now get to work. Faster!

Remus: I would like to see a movie to learn to dance.

Sirius: Your wishes are orders.

[Sirius puts the Magic Mike movie].

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus: I was thinking of something like Footloose, but this is fine.

Hogwarts houses

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Hufflepuf

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Gryffindor

Looks like they could kill you and kill you: Ravenclaw

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll : Slytherin

Daniel Radcliffe looks more like Harry Potter in this picture than he did when he was Harry Potter

James: “So… I saw you spending a lot of time with Remus lately.”

Sirius: “No James it’s not what it looks like! I swear!”

James: “Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?”

Sirius: “No Prongs, you’re the only one for me!”

James: “Is that so?”

Sirius: “I swear to god! Remus and I are just dating, ok? He’s my boyfriend!”

James: “So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?”

Sirius: “You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!”

James: “But I’m still the platonic love of your life right?”

Sirius:”Of course bro!”

James: “Bro!”


Lily and Remus: “What the-”

Any Potterhead here? I had the pleasure of doing two commissions as a part of their bookish box for @thebookishbox a little while ago. As a huge Harry Potter fan, they were a joy to do. So here’s picture one.

  • Sirius: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it's disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE!
  • James: What's wrong with you, peas are delicious.
  • Remus: Gay people are delicious too.
  • Sirius: no dessert for you until you eat all your gays.
  • Lily, just walking in: what
  • Remus, deadpan: be quiet and eat your gays

Sirius: It’s not gay if I wanna date Remus, but like as bros right?

Andromeda: I’m not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay.

Regulus [eating chips]: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

  • Sirius: i’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now
  • Sirius: no response.
  • Remus: wow he sounds stupid
  • Sirius: but he’s not
  • Sirius: he’s really smart actually
  • Sirius: just dense
  • Remus: maybe you just need to be more obvious
  • Remus: like i don’t know—
  • Remus: “hey! i love you!”
  • Sirius: you really think that would work
  • Remus: no but it’s worth a shot?
  • Sirius: i guess you’re right
  • Sirius: hey remus
  • Sirius: i love you
  • Remus: see? just say that!
  • Sirius: holy fucking shit
  • Remus: if that flies over his head then sorry sirius but he’s way too stupid for you
  • Sirius: DUDE

For his 17th birthday Sirius got Remus a copy of Fantastic beasts and where to find them. It was normal up until the page on werewolves. Instead of a picture of a snarling beast, there was a picture of a blushing Remus Lupin holding hands with his boyfriend. Sirius also went and changed the text too. Instead of being rated XXXXX it had the rating X with a little note saying ‘he folds his socks, forgive me for not trembling in terror’. Little adjustments were made here and there but Remus’ favourite was to the location. Apparently the best place to find werewolves is in Sirius Black’s arms.