remus lupin quote

  • Sirius Black: We can't use these ropes for the prank. They're tied together with thief knots. They'll never bear the weight of teenage boys.
  • Remus Lupin: I know my knots. I’m curious as to how you do.
  • Sirius: (suggestively) There was this Portuguese sailor I once knew –
  • Remus: Don’t! Enough.

Lily: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.

James: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth I don’t think Sirius could fight in that dress either.

Sirius: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

  • Sirius: Hey Prongs?
  • James: Yeah Pads?
  • Sirius: Why is James spelt with an s?
  • James: What?
  • Sirius: Your name. Why is it plural? More than one Jame... And in that case how many James?
  • James: I guess I've never really thought about it...
  • Remus: Oh my Godric will you two just go to sleep!!!
  • Remus: Okay.... Lets go over this one more time... If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Got it?
  • James: I think so....
  • Sirius: Wait, I have questions! What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Remus: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Sirius: And what if it bites itself and I die?
  • Remus: That’s voodoo.
  • Sirius: Okay, but What it is bites me and someone else dies?
  • Remus: [getting annoyed] That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Sirius: Alright, and What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Remus: That’s.... kinky?
  • Voldemort: Tell me where the Potters are and I'll burn your house to the ground.
  • Sirius: Uh, don't you mean "or"?
  • Voldemort: Fine! Tell me where the Potters are OR I'll burn your house to the ground.
  • Remus: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.