- People: Luke Evans is back with Jon Kortajarena!! He posted on hig ig "just missing one special someone...you know who you are💋" it's Jon !!!!! They're back together yeeeeyy!!!!
- Me: you mean to tell me this was NOT about Josh Gad??!!?!?!??
Duuuudududuude I'm in the middle of conclusions and you Need to draw that scene when the boiler breaks and they're cuddling on the couch with blankets watching cartoons omg please