remember when tumblr

If national parks had giant skeletons casually lying around like big rocks and old trees.

hp houses as text posts

slytherin: no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom (x)

ravenclaw: Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times. (x)

gryffindor: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry (x)

hufflepuff: what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other (x)

I feel like Yuri skating to “Welcome to the Madness” is his version of having a Tumblr blog with the title “welcome to my twisted mind”

Challenge

When this post crosses your dash, stop scrolling, get up, and spend five minutes cleaning up your immediate area. If that seems like too much, put five items that aren’t where they belong away.

As soon as you’re done, get right back to losing large chunks of time scrolling down your dash.

remember when mlm tumblr was trying to come up with a mlem counterpart to sapphic and before they settled on achillean someone suggested “sufjanian”