listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes
- “kai would hit on a sexy lamp”
- one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it
- when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign
- saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets
- kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve
lloyd: im sixteen
- jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve
lloyd: ?? im twenty??
- zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve
lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER
- mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”
- making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date
- nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?
- cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken
- lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!
- stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8
- “morro made me do it”
- this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be
- lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it
- kai: who ate the last cookie?
lloyd: morro made me do it
- jay: you look like you havent slept??
lloyd: morro made me do it
pls go get therapy lloyd
- green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge
- if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in
- wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out
- exaggerated non swearing around lloyd
- *someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us
- their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible
- “yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”
- “yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”
- “can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”
- “alright im gonna go to the store”
“only bad things happen when we split up”
- “whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea
- they copy old memes too
- kai: im going to taco bell you want anything
lloyd: i want my dad back
kai: yah i got like 12 dollars
- nya: jay was found dead in miami
cole: is he okay
nya: he’s alright but he’s dead
- jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!
- “the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.
- “how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color
- “well, we kept kai”
- variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)
- regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread