remember when everybody dressed like this

You want me dead

(A/N): I was watching videos of the Jimmy Fallon’s show and I had this idea. I hope that you like it!

Warnings: None

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“Tell us, (Y/N). How came the idea of making a YouTube channel? Did you expected that I was going to be such a success?” 

 You closed your eyes for a second and smiled. “Well, the idea came because of my brother. He’s two years older than me and I remember that he was obsessed with bands like Green Day or Fall Out Boy. So one day he had the idea of dressing me up like Billie Joe Armstrong and take pictures.” the public started to laugh. You smiled even without understanding what was that funny.

 “Oh, yeah. The famous pictures.” the host laughed so you did too. It was the first time that someone interviewed you on TV, so you were trying to stay relaxed.

 “Yeah, the famous pictures. When we posted them in Instagram everybody started reposting them and it went viral in a couple of days. I still don’t know why.” everybody laughted again, but that time you stayed serious. “So, in the wake of the photos we opened the channel in 2013. We thought that it was a good idea. And that’s how we started making parodies about bands on the Internet.”

“But the point is that you’re not who sings in the videos and a little bird has told me that you can actually sing. And a lot of people like me want to know why.”

“Well, the fact is that my voice doesn’t sound very masculine. So, when we have to record a song, my brother is the one who sings.”

The host looked at you with both of his eyebrows raised up, you just shrugged. There was a moment in where everyone in the set was quiet, and you started to think if you said something wrong. “I’ve heard that you know how to imitate a singer who you have already met in person.”

Oh no, if that singer was who you were thinking about you’d die of shame. Though it was real that you could imitate him, you were on TV! There was a probability that he was actually watching you. Or worse, maybe the other member of that band was watching the show too.

“Could you show us who you imitate Tyler Joseph’s voice, (T/N)?” the host asked with you with a lovely smile. God, you couldn’t say no at that point. It would be rude.

He gave you a microphone and you took it nervously. “First of all.” you looked directly at the camera. “Tyler, if you’re watching this, please don’t hate me. I carry you in my heart.”

The public laughed and you did too. Now it’d been funny. You started to think about all the Twenty One Pilots lyrics that you knew and decided to sing the chorus of Tear In My Heart. It was one of your favourites and you died everytime that you watched the video. Your mind was trying to focus on the lyric but everytime that you looked at the host and saw him smiling like a little child, you wanted to start laughing.

The chorus finished and the public started to applaud. You got up and started bowing. Finally, it seemed like you were starting to be relaxed for the first time since the interview started. Now you were acting like the real (Y/N). When you went back to your sit, the host put a hand in your shoulder. 

“That was amazing. Without exaggeration I can say that you sounded like the Tyler. I closed my eyes for a second and it sounded like him.”

“Nah, you’re actually exaggerating.” you laughed, trying to make it less.

“If you don’t believe me why don’t you let Josh Dun to confirm it?”

“Wait, what?”

You stopped talking when you saw that Josh was in the set with you and he was getting close. You opened your mouth for a second, without being able to believe that he was there. He greeted the host with a handshake and you standed up prepared to say hello to him. Josh smiled when he looked at your eyes and then kissed your cheek. 

He took a sit next to you. Apparently, the bright haired boy would stay there until the end of your interview.

“Thanks for coming, Josh. We’re so glad that you’re here.”

“Thanks for inviting me. When they told me that she was going to be here I said yes without thinking about it.”

Thank you, Joshua Dun. Now your cheeks were red. Everytime that you looked at him he smiled. You were shook at that moment.

“Can you tell our dear (Y/N) what do you think about her impression pf Tyler’s voice?”

“It’s been incredible. You’ve got talent and the best is that you sounded better than him.” you laughed nervously. “I told you this the first time that we met.”

“You remember that day?”

“How could I forget it? You made me smile in half an hour more than in the whole day. And I loved your personality.”

You covered your face with both hands when the public said a long “Awwwwwwww.”

“How cute was that, Josh.”

“Thank you.” he answered with a laugh.

“You want me dead, don’t you?” you said to the drummer without stop smiling. “You can’t say that to a girl who had a crush on you.”

“You have a crush on me?”

“Had. On the past.”

“That breaks my heart, (Y/N).” the host seemed to be enjoying the conversation. “I have a crush on you. Have. On the present.”

You bit your bottom lip and smiled again. Josh looked at your eyes for a seconds and a smile were draw on his lips.

“Why don’t we stop the show here and we left this love birds here? It seems they have forgot about everything. I bet that they’re not listening to me.”

You were listening. But both of you prefered to look at each other without saying anything. Your crush for Josh Dun was coming back.

Though perhaps it had never left

So you want work experience at the vet clinic...

You and fifty other high school students. Quite a lot of clinics will say ‘no’ to your application because they’re either not busy enough for you, can’t take the liability, are already training a new nurse or vet, or have just had bad experiences in the past.

It can be difficult to gain a work experience placement at a clinic, so here are some things to keep in mind.

Don’t:

  • Get your parent to make the inquiry for you
  • Ask on Facebook or via social media
  • Use chatspeak
  • Argue about a decision
  • Refer to staff at the front desk as ‘the girls’.
  • Leave it to the last minute

Do:

  • Chose a clinic you bring your animals to regularly.
  • Apply in person or over the phone, and mention that you bring “Animal’s name” to the clinic. Honestly, we often remember animals better than people.
  • Have a professionally set out resume that is readable when printed.
  • Dress nicely when you’re in the clinic. A shirt is nice and always closed toed shoes.
  • Say something other than “I love animals.” Everybody who isn’t a psychopath loves animals. Rephrase it.
  • Know how to pronounce the veterinarians’ names correctly.
  • Show why you are seeking work experience at this clinic in particular instead of any other clinic out there.
  • Follow up with a phone call a week or fortnight later to find out about the clinic’s decision.

Work experience is like a dress rehearsal for entering the profession. Present yourself accordingly.

A little treat

My lovelies, recently I reached 200 followers, and believe me that’s huge for me! So to celebrate that I wrote an one shot piece with Eric and an one night stand in Dauntless ! A humongous thanks to my sweet dear @anditcametopass who direct me on the smut way, lol, pushing me on the right way of writing it! Thank you so much, sweetheart 💞💞💞💞 I hope you guys like it !

The first night at Dauntless

Your Choosing Ceremony wasn’t that bad, you chose dauntless, it was the right move for you, a young Erudite not smart enough to remain on your faction of origin, but you were beautiful and brave, a perfect fit for dauntless. Was it ?

You jumped on that roof with other transfers and a dark-skinned guy introduced you to your next challenge.

“My name is Max, I’m the main leader in dauntless, if you’re dauntless this is your way in. If you don’t jump, then you’re not dauntless.” He said

One by one the initiates started to jump. You weren’t the last but you weren’t the first either.

When everybody reached the bottom, a handsome guy named Four showed you around.

“This is your dorm, be comfortable on your cots, get changed and meet me here so I can take you to dinner. Later you can have some fun at The Pit, there’s bars and clubs over there, but don’t stay out too late. Tomorrow your training starts and I will be your trainer along with Eric, he’s a dauntless leader but he couldn’t be here today. So you will meet him tomorrow and he doesn’t stand hangovers, so don’t drink tonight or you will become factionless tomorrow.” He said.

You changed your clothes to dauntless attire and followed him to the cafeteria. A candor girl sat down by your side and as well as an Erudite boy you remembered from school. The three of you talked a lot and bond. After dinner you decided to go to a club at the pit.

The Erudite boy that you remembered as Michael bought drinks for you and Felicity, the candor girl. You were not used to drinks but you went for it. After your third drink you were already out of your mind. You looked at the bar and you saw him, a very gorgeous guy looking at you, he was smirking as if you were his prey for the night, he had beautiful blue eyes and two piercings above his eyebrow, block tattoos on his neck and a figure to die for.

He came over you and without saying a word he placed his hands on your face and kissed you roughly, you kissed back and gave him access to your mouth. Your tongues were dancing together, playing with each other.

The next thing you knew you were at his apartment. He took you jacket off and moved to your shirt which he removed fiercely leaving you only with your bra. The only thing he said

“God, you’re so beautiful.” And continue his task of undressing you. He removed your pants leaving you only with your underwear, you took his shirt off and his pants so now he was only on his boxers. He placed you on his bed, unclasped your bra and start to suck your right nipple as his hand was playing with your left one, you were on cloud 9 already.

Despite your drunken state you were feeling completely aroused by the handsome man in front of you as you explored every inch of his toned body, you took your time licking his neck tattoo, your hands were traveling up his strong biceps and you were feeling the heat coursing you.

He looked like a hungry tiger looking at a piece of meat and you were the prey. He slowly trailed lower, planting kisses and licking your abdomen on his path downward, all the way there he kept track of your ribs with his fingers like Braille reading, memorizing every single one of them until he reached your panties, which he removed easily ripping them apart.

He went down and started to kiss your inner thigh making you burn under him. He started to lick your wet folds while his thumb played with your clit. You were seeing stars and you knew you were close, so you whispered. “Stop playing around, I need you.”

He positioned himself at your entrance and smiled at you thrusting into you so hard it had you begging for more. Each thrust sent you to another universe of pleasure. You felt like you were on fire as Eric took this mission as there was no tomorrow and he had to devour every inch of you.

“You like this?” He asked thrusting harder and harder in you. Every time he groaned at your ear, it got you more excited. You were moaning in return, but under the influence os alcohol you forgot to ask his name, so instead of screaming that, you could only moan.

Eric was enjoying his time with you more than you could imagine and he was determined to make you feel it. You started to move your hips in circles and soon he was feeling the same pleasure as you were, resulting in you both reached your climax together.

You felt like your body was made of jelly and boneless as Eric fell on top of you panting heavily. You were laying with your head on his chest and you were drifting into sleep.

The last thing you remembered hearing was him asking “who are you?” Like he couldn’t survive another day without you.

The next day you woke up with the sun hitting your eyes, you remembered that the dorms had no windows so where were you? You opened your eyes and saw that big beautiful guy sleeping next to you. Flashes of your steamy hot night went over your mind making you blush. What have you done? It was not like you to have hot crazy one night stands. You got up quietly, got dressed and left his apartment not looking behind once.

When you reached the dorms everybody was still asleep so you took a shower and got ready. Four entered the dorms and told you to be at the pit in ten minutes to start your first training.

As you were hungover, you putted a hoodie over your head and went for training.

Four started to explain about your stages of training and said “Eric is here today, so he will explain some new rules to you.”

When Eric started to speak, you looked at him and you wanted to die right away, the block tattoos on his neck that you remembered licking last night flashed over your eyes and at the moment he made eye contact with you, he was shocked.

“You chose us, now we get to choose you.” He finished his explanations looking right at your eyes.

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Beware of the Watchdog

A Black Butler NaLu AU for NaLu Day 2015! 

Summary:  Current  Earl Lucy Heartfilia stands on top of Fiore’s Underworld as the Queen’s Watchdog. With her demon butler Natsu Dragneel by her side, they make sure dark society always remain in the dark.

This is a collab with my friend Richa( swordbreaker ) so make sure you check out her beautiful art that goes with this fic! ^_^

The horses neighed as the coachman pulled on their reins to stop. He heard the door creak as it opened and the carriage rocked when his patron dismounted onto the pavement. Stroking his moustache, Baron Everlue gave the coachman a dismissive glance, silently telling that his services are no longer needed. The man bowed in return and spurred the horses into motion once again. There was no need to come back later.  

Everlue looked up and around the massive manor house in front of him. He had a bumpy ride through the thick forest that surrounded the area so it didn’t surprise him anymore to see more thick foliage around the main house. The Heartfilia Manor looked grand and looming. Anyone would know at first glance that the house belonged to a distinguished noble you don’t want to cross. And as he walked the rest of the path to the main door, he remembered the rumors that surrounded the residents of the manor.

The Heartfilias run Heart Kreuz, the leading company in dressmaking in the whole of Fiore. Nobles clamor for their extensive line of elegant dresses and gowns while the commoners love the practicality of their cheaper pieces. But beneath the good public image, only a few know that the Heartfilia name alone could strike fear among the members of Fiore’s Underworld. They prowl the dark society as the Queen’s Watchdog, always ready to eliminate anything that worried their kind-hearted Queen.

“But that ends today.” Everlue thought as he stroked his moustache once again. “Tonight Fiore’s Underworld will have a new order ~boyo.”


“You’re really great at this.” Lucy said as she looked at her reflection on the mirror. Aquarius, one of her maids, had her golden hair pulled and twisted into a bun atop her head with a sapphire rose ornament holding it in place. It’s a perfect match to the Prussian blue dress she chose to wear for the evening.

“A simple task.” The maid stated. “I used to do Lady Layla’s hair for events like this during her time.”

A small smile formed on Lucy’s lips. “I know.” she said softly. “Still, thank you for your work, Aquarius.” She can still remember how beautiful her late mother was before she died. She was graceful and kind, always looking out for Lucy when she was little. Everybody was drawn to her despite being a member of the Heartfilia family. Sometimes she couldn’t help but miss her.

The knock on the door pulled her back to reality. “Come in.” she said”

“Baron Everlue has arrived.” Natsu, the head butler of the house, announced as he entered the room. “He is currently waiting at the entrance hall.”

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Familiar Scent (Malia/Reader)

requested by @betababe-imagines and anon

malia just arrived at bhhs and bumps into the super sweet reader and recognizes her scent

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

God, you hated mornings.

You used to be a better morning person, that is until the wolf stopped going by your house each morning and night.

You lived out in the woods in a sort of secluded cabin with your father. He was a hunter who was always off on business so it was usually you alone.

A few years ago, you were walking around when you spotted an injured wolf almost dying a few yards away from your home.

The poor thing was super malnourished and dehydrated.

It took you a while, but you managed to lure her to your front porch where you set out some meat and water for her.

It became a regular thing, she would be there in the morning before you went to school and at night before you went to bed.

Over the years, you realized her favorite kind of meat was deer so you always saved as much as you could for her.

She had the softest fur and the most beautiful blue eyes.

Your father always warned you to be careful because wolves could be unpredictable and vicious, but you never worried because this one seemed like the total opposite.

She accompanied you on your evening walks and always growled when something as calm as a deer went by which always made you giggle and pet her.

A few days ago, she stopped showing up and it really upset you.

You felt like she was your only friend. You don’t remember how many mines you spilled your feelings out to her as she rested her head on your lap and just gazed up at you with those steely blue eyes.

Once again, you woke up, got dressed and made your way to school.

It was supposedly going to be an exciting day. Everybody was talking about the missing girl who reappeared last week and was going to be started at Beacon Hills high today.

You overheard some boys talking about her, her name was Malia you think.

—•—•—•—•—

“Wait so we had chapters 5 and 6?” Kira’s head turned to the side as she looked through your notebook.

You laughed, “Yeah, she assigned them yesterday. What were you doing while she explained? Too busy drooling over Scott?” You teased the girl who began to blush.

“Hey! I was no-”

Her argument was cut short by Scott and Stiles walking in with a beautiful girl timidly trailing behind them.

“Who’s she?” You asked.

“The girl they found in the woods, Malia.” She mumbled.

Malia’s gaze locked with yours as she walked down the hall. You felt as if you had looked into those eyes before, they looked familiar.

A group of lacrosse players invaded the hallways, pushing students as they made their way through.

Unfortunately, you were in the way of one of the biggest guys in the group so you got shoved to the side and hit your shoulder pretty hard against a locker.

You hissed in pain as you collided with the metal.

Suddenly, the girl, Malia was by your side.

“Are you okay?” She asked as she glared at the boy who pushed you.

You sheepishly nodded, “I-It hurts a bit, but I’ll be fine. Thank you.” You spoke as you rubbed the spot where you hit.

“I’m-” She started.

“Malia! History is this way!” Stiles gave you a small smile before dragging the gorgeous girl away.

“Hey! I knew her!” Malia growled at the freckled boy who continued to push her along.

What? Knew you?

—•—•—•—•—

It’s been about two months since Malia began at Beacon high and you two had gotten closer than you’ve ever been with someone.

It felt as if you had known her for years, every time you looked into her eyes, you felt as if you had looked into them before.

It was after your last class when Malia practically ran into you with a worried look on her face.

“Mal? You okay?” You asked the girl who began to wring her hands together.

She shook her head, “N-No, I-I mean yes, I need to talk to you.”

You nodded, “What’s going on?”

“Okay, this is going to sound weird, but-”

“I know you’re a wolf, there can’t be anything weirder than that.” You chuckled.

A small smile graced her lips before she sighed, “So here it goes, I was stuck in my wolf form for years and I used to live around your cabin and you found me after I got injured and you took me in and fed me deer meat and I always used to be with you, but then Scott and Stiles found me and helped me return to my human form and I was so surprised when I ran into you and I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you soon enough and I just-”

“Malia! Take a breath, please!” You stopped the girl from speaking.

It took a while to process everything she just said.

I mean, it explains why you feel like you’ve known her for so long, you literally have.

“Say something..” She pleaded.

You sighed, “Wow. Just wow I-I always felt like we had a connection, but I just thought it was cause we became friends, but now.. wow.”

Your surprised expression caused Malia to laugh, “You’re not mad at me?”

You furrowed your brows, “Why would I be mad?”

She shrugged, “I never told you, I mean I literally recognized you from the first day I got here.”

“Wait, what? How?”

“Your scent, you smelled familiar.” She blushed.

A giggle escaped your lips, “Well that’s something I never thought I’d hear.”

Malia quickly wrapped her arms around your neck, causing you to get buried into her chest.

“Can I ask you something now?”

“Of course.” You mumbled into her shirt.

She pulled away, grabbing a hold of your hands in hers.

“Y/N, I’ve always liked you, even when I was a wolf,” You both chuckled before she continued, “but now I want you to be mine. M-my girlfriend.”

“Of course.”

The smile on Malia’s face was contagious, she once again wrapped her arms around your waist and brought her lips to yours.

“Mine.” She mumbled against you.

J.D. SALINGER

quotes for the signs;


i don’t give a damn, except that i get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age. sometimes i act a lot older than i am - i really do - but people never notice it. people never notice anything.
aries

i’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
taurus

an artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
gemini

and i can’t be running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight.
cancer

if a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late?
leo

it’s funny. all you have to do is say something nobody understands and they❜ll do practically anything you want them to.
virgo

that’s the thing about girls. every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. girls. jesus christ. they can drive you crazy. they really can.
libra

i was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. i mean i’ve left schools and places i didn’t even know i was leaving them. i hate that. i don’t care if it’s a sad good-bye or a bad good-bye, but when i leave a place i like to know i’m leaving it. if you don’t you feel even worse.
scorpio

keep me up `til five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…
sagittarius

i can’t explain what i mean. and even if i could, i’m not sure i’d feel like it.
capricorn

listen, don’t hate me because i can’t remember some person immediately. especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
aquarius

she wasn’t doing a thing that i could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
pisces

@ everybody ever: It isn’t just the rising sign that influences the way you look! Here are some examples, although this list is not exhaustive. Remember that everything affects everything in some way or another.

The Sun influences your appearance in a similar way to the Ascendant, though arguably to a lesser degree.

The Moon may have an effect on eyes / facial expression. Especially in women, it could also influence your figure; in particular your chest.

Venus has an enormous amount of control when it comes to appearance. It’s likely to affect the way you present yourself (dress, style your hair etc) and it also can change how you actually look, especially when it comes to lips, hair, and figure. It has even more effect on women and is probably the second most important placement when it comes to your appearance.

Mars is somewhat like the male equivalent of Venus. (To the best of my knowledge there is not an equivalent for non-binary people, I’m afraid.) It especially influences build.

Planets in various houses (especially the first and seventh but I would also consider fifth and eleventh) can alter aspects of your appearance.

Your Midheaven is likely to influence the way you present yourself.

But astrology isn’t the only thing that influences the way you look!! Genetics, lifestyle, diet, where you live, illness, and personal taste are all examples of factors. There are some many things that go into your appearance - that’s why you’re all so unique & lovely :) It’s just interesting to see where connections might be made! I don’t know about you, but every time I think ‘ooh, moon in Virgo, that explains my eyes’ it makes me really happy :)

I may make longer posts on any of these talking about how they might work within the signs, please reblog and tell me if you would be interested in that!

Peter Pan Imagine/Moving

In this imagine you are going to move and Peter confesses his love towards you.


You live in Storyboroke, and You were the daughter of Emma Swan, you loved where you lived and loved the people there, but Emma was doing something drastic, she decided to move, that it was best for you and Henry.

She told everybody at Granny’s you ran out of the restaurant crying, you loved your life why was this happening?

You called for Peter, he told you to just whistle and he would be there, and there he was.

“P-Peter!” you cried running to him.

“What’s wrong love? Why do you have tears in your eyes?”

“I’m moving!”

Peter looks confused and frowns, “If you leave StoryBrooke, you will forget about me.”

“I know ..”

Emma and the gang find you with Peter, they never liked him, considering he tried to kill your brother, Peter apologized so many times for that and proved himself to you, but the others wouldn’t listen. So you are the only one in your town who likes Peter.

“What are you doing with him get back!” Your mom yells.

“I’m not moving mom I’M staying you can leave, this town is my home.” you say.

Everyone was so shocked that you were with Pan, he was just so evil.

“Why are you with him anyway?” Mary Margret asked.   

“Because he is my friend! Why else would I?” you yell.

“He tried to kill your brother.” Regina said.

“He proved himself to me, he is good, he really is.” you turn to look at him, but Peter is looking down, trying not to let others bring him down and look happy still for you.

“I’m gonna go love.” He turns and starts to walk away. 

“Peter wait!” You run after him.

“Get back here now!” Emma yells.

You ignore her and hug Pan, he’s shocked but hugs you back, with one arm around your waist and another in his pocket.

“Oh no.” Margret says.

“What ? What’s happening?” Emma says.

“I know that look, she loves the boy.” Margret says.

Emma looks shocked and confused.

You break the hug from Peter, “I’m so sorry, you’re good to me, and that’s all that counts.”

“Sure thing love, I should go now.”

He leaves but smiles at you before he goes, Peter liked you, a lot, but he never showed his feelings, and if he did, it was by accident.

You walk back to the gang, “So coco anyone?”

“Stop acting all innocent we know you love Peter.” Regina blurted out,

Your eyes widen, you look back and see if he heard, and 0h yeah he did, he looked at you and studied your reaction.

You shook your head, “Wh-what do you mean?”

“Oh cut the bull the only reason you hang around that monster isn’t because you’re a lost boy.” Regina said.

Your head turns and looks at Peter, he looks at you, but just simply continues to walk away.

“Listen I know I don’t love Peter or like him , he is my friend that’s all okay?”

They all roll their eyes and head into Granny’s, Whew, you let out a sigh, “That was close.”

That night before you went to sleep you called for Peter, he came for you.

“You look sad, whats wrong love?” He asked.

Tears came from your eyes, “Nothing, well something…Everything.”

He picks up your chin with his fingers, he kisses you , which you had no idea but loved every second of it. 

“Peter wh-what are you doing?”

“You don’t like it?”

“Oh no I do I just thought you didn’t feel the same way.

He smiles, “I thought the same about you, but clearly you do.”

You giggle, and he laughed, you two kiss and talk all night, until sunrise, he leaves, and you get ready for school.

You could barely wait to get home to see Peter, he said to meet him in the forest at 4:00pm, it was 2:30pm. You had to go home and get ready, he wanted to ask you something, and said to dress nice.

You got home and everybody was packing for the moving, you ignored it, until you saw boxes in your room, you suddenly became a little sad, you looked around your room, remembering when you first got here. You get to your clock, it was 3;30pm you had to hurry!

You got dressed in your cutest outfit running out the door, nobody noticed.

You get to the forest and see Peter on a blanket, its a picnic! You couldn’t stop smiling

“Peter this is amazing!” You yell.

He pats on the blanket signing you to sit next to him, “Would you liked some apple cider love?” .he asked. 

You nod, and take sip. He gives you a sandwich and some napkins, boy does he know how to be romantic.

“Listen love, I need to ask you something, Don’t say yes, unless you know the consequences.” You nod and wait for the question.

“I want you to be my girlfriend but in order for that, you need to come to Neverland with me, and live with me.”

“W-wait, come to Neverland?” You are hesitant. “That means I would never see my family or friends again.”

Peter nods, “I know “y/n, that’s why I said don’t say yes unless you know what you’re getting yourself into.”

You’re about to say something then all of a sudden “STOP!”

You look up its your mom and her gang. “Ugh what do you want?” you said to your mom.

“Are you on a date ?” Henry said.

Peter smirked “Maybe.”

Regina gets mad, “So let me get this straight you’re on a date with the guy who tried to kill your brother? Oh fantastic let me know how it goes!” 

Margret steps in “Enough Regina lets hear her out.”

“I’m going o Neverland , with Peter, that way you won’ have to worry about me and we can all be happy .” You say softly. 

“Oh hell no , you NOT ever going anywhere with him!” Emma says.

Peter rolled his eyes and got up, “Like I said love, only say yes if you know the consequences, I’ll be back in 24 hours to help you decide.”

Peter flew off and you watched him. You turn around see your family. 

Emma looks at you, “Look kid i can’t let you leave, you’re my daughter plus i don’t trust him and you’re not an adult yet.”

You just cry and go back to the house, you were torn, you loved StoryBrooke but you loved Peter, you wanted both, but Emma had a plan up her sleeve.

You woke up and heard the moving truck outside and ran downstairs “Whats going on I thought we weren’t moving for a another month?”

“Nope today.’ Emma said happily.

You thought all was lost until killian did something unusual.

“Ms. Uh Swan, uh love I have something to say and before I do it, I must say,I did not steal it.” 

You looked at him he was on his knees, he proposed to you mom!”

Your mouth dropped. “Wait you two are a thing?” 

“Why yes , we are, and I hope we stay a thing for a long time, Ms, Swan your finger?” He asked.

She cried, “But I don’t know how to love, you know my past my relationships, come on now killian.” 

“Aye I do, and that is why we are good for each other, please stay in Story Brooke, with all of us.”

 All the gang show up “Are we late did she say yes?”

“She hasn’t said anything yet.” killian said nervously.

“Ugh dammit yes!” She said happily. You were stayng in Story brooke but that didn’t help you from your problem.

You called Peter he came. “You made up your mind love?” he asked.

“I want to stay  in StoryBrooke, but I want you, and I’m scared, you don’t have family and friends the way I do, It’s not fair that you get to have your lost boys and I only have you, and I know that sounds selfish but Damn Peter.” You fall and cry on the floor. 

He kneels down to you, “Love, I understand, Can I make you a deal ?”:

“what is it?”

“Stay with your family in Story Brooke, for school, then for the weekends, stay with me until Sunday, deal? 

“”You’re the best Peter” You grab him and bring him in close kissing him like crazy and thanking him, it proved to you that he truly has changed , and wasn’t evil like he said.Your mother agreed to that and even invited Pan for dinner, you and Peter were as happy as ever, and with killian you were happy because you knew your family would grow even bigger.

Lirry recs, with bottom Liam

show you a few things by lazy-daze
Bottom!Liam, gagging, dirty talk, slight D/s-y dynamics, slight touching on humiliation and exhibition kink, hint of breathplay at the end

World was on fire by amberbamda
Harry spirals out of control. Liam does his best to hold everything together. 

Liam’s pretty panties by hermette
They’re cotton and such a pale pink they’re nearly white, with faint yellow trim on the waistband and a bow right in the center. Liam bought them in a pack of three at a Wal-Mart outside Chicago in the middle of the night. 

 And our love goes on by slashter 
the one where a young Liam shows up out of nowhere and Liam and Harry give him what he needs

It come back to you by MissLii
Liam’s a size queen, and Harry’s got a big cock.

(If you want) we could  by Carissima
“Liam,” Harry murmurs brokenly. “Are you alright?”

i could pick it up (we could take it slow) by andwhatyousaid
Liam’s a handsy drunk.

The Only Place You’ve Known by andwhatyousaid
The fan says, “I’ve never like — I never thought I would see anyone so open about it, or like so famous, like able to be so famous, like on the cover of, of — anything, any teen magazine that my fucking younger sister could pick up.”And Liam gets it, because he’s never thought so either.

broke some rocks right through your window by fallfrealy
Reception teacher Liam might be able to handle a classroom full of children with no sweat— but when it comes to letting himself fall in love, he finds he still has loads left to learn.

No Idea What We’re Doing by nevulon
Boarding school sexy shenanigans.
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Grabbing his clothes, he says, “Stay turned around, alright, I’m getting dressed.”“Did you really get mud everywhere?” Liam pauses; Harry couldn’t have made that sound more sexual if he tried.

When I Know What I Need by threeturn
Liam can’t stop thinking about Ben Winston, and Harry knows just how to make his dreams come true.

Thank you sasssycatholic for the help with some of the fics.
Enjoy! Also, remember to leave kudos/comments on the fics you like!

The Signs as 1989 Lyrics
  • Aries: The rest of the world was black and white/ But we were in screaming color
  • Taurus: I want you for worse or for better/ I would wait forever and ever/Broke your heart, I'll put it back together
  • Gemini: But I keep cruising/ Can't stop, won't stop grooving/ It's like I got this music/ In my mind/ Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
  • Cancer: Rain came pouring down when I was drowning/That's when I could finally breathe/ And by morning gone was any trace of you/ I think I am finally clean
  • Leo: My ex-man brought his new girlfriend/ She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna shake/ And to the fella over there with the hella good hair/ Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake
  • Virgo: We're a crooked love in a straight line down/ Makes you wanna run and hide/ Then it makes you turn right back around
  • Libra: Find out what you want/ Be that girl for a month/ Wait, the worst is yet to come, oh no
  • Scorpio: People like you always want back the love they pushed aside/ But people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye
  • Sagittarius: Grab your passport and my hand/ I can make the bad guys good for a weekend
  • Capricorn: And when we go crashing down, we come back every time/ 'Cause we never go out of style/ We never go out of style
  • Aquarius: Kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats under coats/ Everybody here wanted something more/ Searching for a sound we hadn't heard before
  • Pisces: Say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress/ Staring at the sunset, babe/ Red lips and rosy cheeks/ Say you'll see me again/ Even if it's just pretend
The signs as Lana Del Rey lyrics

Aries: Is it wrong wrong that I think it’s kinda fun when I hit you in the back of the head with a gun?
Taurus: I’ll love you till the end of time, I would wait a million years
Gemini: Relying on the kindness of strangers, tying cherry knots, smiling, doing party favors 
Cancer: I feel so alone on a friday night, can you make it feel like home if I tell you you’re mine?
Leo: It’s you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominoes
Virgo: Every saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby
Libra: Remember how we used to party up all night? Sneaking out and looking for a taste of real life
Scorpio: Just you and me feeling the heat even when the sun goes down
Sagittarius: I spent my whole life driving in cars with boys
Capricorn: Money is the anthem of success, so before we go out: what’s your address?
Aquarius: Put my little red party dress on, everybody knows that I’m the best, I’m crazy
Pisces: He holds me in his big arms, drunk and I’m seeing stars, this is all I think of

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“I hated all my life. I hated everybody. When I first grew up and can remember, I was dressed as a girl by my mother. And I stayed that way for two or three years. And after that, I was treated like what I call the dog of the family. I was beaten. I was made to do things that no human being would want to do." 

-Serial Killer, Henry Lee Lucas

Orihime drunk texts


As requested by anon. :)


Well, folks, this is a momentous list! It’s the last of my weekly series lists, which have been going on for, well, years. But now that I’m only writing a couple lists a week, series don’t work so well. So after this, I’ll just pull lists from my main list queue twice a week. I still have 38 lists to go, so it’ll still be some months before I can open up my ask box to requests again. Stay with me!

But for now, let’s imagine what sort of texts Orihime might send while drunk!


1. To Tatsuki

Tatsukichan I’m drunk! So I’m gonna go tell everybody all the things I actallyl want to say! 


2. To Tatsuki

is that a good idea tho?


3. To Tatsuki

ur so supportive!!!! <3


4. To Tatsuki

so 2 u: ur my best friend and ur really cool and u literally changed my life and ur pretty much the best perseon ever and i love u a lot


5. To Tatsuki

well yeh i also say that not drunk too but still


6. To Ishida

u infiltrated the quncy by dressing like them


7. To Ishida

that was totally my plan from soul society! remember when we dressed as shinigami which was my plan


8. To Ishida

my plan was so great you used it again! 


9. To Ishida

I’m awesome! ~***


10. To Matsumoto

u tackling me naked is still the most physical relationshp iv’e ever had am i broken


11. To Matsumoto

ur so sweet u always know what to say


12. To Ulquiorra

b/c u died there’s something i never got to say to u


13. To Ulquiorra

which is this: u and ishida should be sewing buddies!!!!!


14. To Ulquiorra

u and ishida could make such cute dresses for kuchikisan and shirts for sado and maybe go into business together making cute clothes for people (ur shop would be called Sewing Heart) and there would be a bakery on one side hwich would be mine and a vet for cute animals on the other side which would be sado’s and we’d all meet up for lunch weekly and we’d all be happy


15. To Chad

u’d open up a vet for tiny cute animals next to ishda and ulquiorra’s Sewing Heart right?


16. To Chad

why not?


17. To Chad

oh fair enough. a vet for ALL animals regardless of size


18. To Chad

u get me so well!


19. To Ichigo

i hope we never stop going on adventures together


20. To Ichigo

but maybe after this our adventures could be more ‘try all the donuts in that donut shop’ and less ‘keep almost dying’


21. To Ichigo

really?? you’d be up for donut adventures? okay let’s make that the plan!!!!


22. To Riruka

Riruka!!!! would you feel like i was cheating on u if i had donuts with some body else???


23. To Riruka

ur so nice i like that u pretended to yell so that i wouldn’t feel guilty


24. To Riruka

ur a realy nice pereson


25. To Nelliel

u know ur really smart and wise and i’m so glad ur back with us


26. To Grimmjow

i’m so glad ur our friend now


27. To Grimmjow

u sure like pretend yelling too! u and riruka should be friends


28. To Grimmjow

U AND RIRUKA SHOULD OPEN A DONUT / EYE SHADOW SHOP NEXT TO MY BAKERY THAT WOULD BE PERF


29. To Grimmjow

what?


30. To Rukia

kuchiki-san i have to confess something to u and i’m sorry it’s taken me so long but now i have to tell it to u bc of drunk


31. To Rukia

i confess that i am sometimes jealous of u


32. To Rukia

i’m really sorry plz don’t hate me


33. To Rukia

wait for real u are sometimes jealous of me too? why


34. To Rukia

that’s so sweet of u to say! i think UR awesome


35. To Rukia

drunk confessins are def the best

elixyrss  asked:

Hi bby 💖 I was wondering if you had any tips for getting a flat stomach, like toning it? I don't have any access to a gym so preferably something I could do at home. I have a little pouch I would love to get rid of. Thanks love!

Hey doll  💖  I do work outs from fitnessblender on youtube I like them they burn which is good my stomach is quite naturally flat though because I’m tall and have a long torso so I’m bony but no matter your size someone with the flattest stomach in the world would still have a belly in anything tight, skirts and dresses, it’s inevitable because your stomach naturally sticks out when your breath out and because of your organs, so there’s nothing naturally you can do, It’s a given I know but most people forget that because everybody has a flat stomach on pictures but it’s called shoulders, back, chest out and breath in that’s what we all do in photos, and spanx is what people to stick it in to like kim kardashian :) so remember don’t be distracted by the fact you have a belly in a dress because it’s just the way it supposed to be.

Also drinking your daily recommendation of water makes the biggest difference to your stomach it helps digest the food properly, constant dehydration causes bloating, that’s why they say drink loads of water or take water tablets during the time of the month. Most people don’t drink enough water for them (everybody needs a different amount of water, I think it’s to do with weight and body type) and know what your eating, like for me anything wheat, bread, pasta they make me bloated if I eat to much for me so I don’t eat it often, make sure you not having to much salt or sugar, I personally don’t like the taste of salt anyway so i don’t add it in food like most people because most food has natural salt in it anyway, but I have sweet tooth so sugar is my problem. So I made slight changes I don’t have coffee anymore instead green tea with one sugar, I just drink water now, then have fruit through out the day so I don’t crave sugar, Strawberries are a good replacement for anything sweet and red grapes oh and mango :) so stock up on fruit so you don’r run out and feel tempted to eat chocolate or anything…..but I’ll have like a desert, Ice cream or a chocolate eclair and cream on a sunday because my mum buys them for us, you don’t have to starve yourself of what you want but most people just eat out of boredom not really because they want it, so yeah I hope that helps :)  💖

anonymous asked:

do you love pitch perfect?! i do! please do a pitch perfect/agents of shield cross over with bechloe and skimmons! thanks!

So I do love Pitch Perfect, anon! I hope this is what you had in mind…though I feel bad because I’ve never written Bechloe before so it turned out to be more Skimmons with a dash of Bechloe for good measure. So I hope this works for you!

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