remember that time he cried over his otp gosh this show

spickerzocker  asked:

Cecilos please! :-)

these dorks are my faves thank u honey pie

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it!| Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - eternally (or until the glow cloud has consumed the city and everyone within it, whichever comes first).
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Cecil fell in love with Carlos as soon as he saw him and Carlos fell in love with Cecil as quick as the radio waves can travel across Night Vale.
  • How was their first kiss? - passionate, with the ON AIR sign still illuminated above their heads.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - Carlos. Cecil was tongue-tied for a good few heartbeats which Carlos pointed out as considerably surprising and incredibly charming considering Cecil’s typically fluent way with words.
  • Who is the best man/men? - Earl Harlan
  • Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Intern Maureen Mayor Cardinal and Janice
  • Who did the most planning? - Cecil, much to Carlos’ trepidation who was given the back seat on the event and didn’t even know where it was being held until a couple of hours before.
  • Who stressed the most? - Cecil, everything needed to be perfect and it was very difficult as the church had to move buildings every few days to avoid the jellyfish infestations plaguing the city.
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - STEVE CARLSBERG

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - Carlos
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - Cecil
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - it really does depend.
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - none
  • How many children will they adopt? - three, two boys and one girl.
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Carlos
  • Who is the stricter parent? - Cecil
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Cecil (Carlos seems to encourage their stunts if anything).
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Cecil
  • Who is the more loved parent? - THEY ARE LOVED EQUALLY AS THE PERFECT PARENT UNIT
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Cecil because he can trash talk any teachers who gives his children bad grades on the radio.
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Cecil, he claimed it was an allergic reaction from petting Khoshekh beforehand.
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - oh man oh man if the kids get in trouble with the Sheriff’s Secret Police then they are doomed and cannot be saved.

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - Carlos, he doesn’t do it well but he likes to experiment.
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Cecil
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - Carlos
  • How often do they bake desserts? - all of the time, sometimes it’s all they eat
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - they both like meat and salad and refuse to choose one alone, gosh, what sort of strict eating rule is this? did the mayor sign off on this as a law? if so Cecil is going to have to have a word.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Carlos
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Cecil, especially when there’s a hot new bar being opned up serving flaming cocktails which made a man explode last week.
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Carlos

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - Cecil, Carlos is surprisingly messy.
  • Who is really against chores? - Carlos
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Cecil
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Carlos
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Cecil
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - the three headed dragon

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Cecil, most of it is spent singing and doing his hair.
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - the house is always decorated for all of the holidays all at once.
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Carlos (Cecil CANNOT sleep til noon, don’t you know he has a radio show to run)
  • Who plays the most pranks? - Cecil

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