remember that i'm new to this guys

5

i found cute the pirate thing so (btw the song is this one)

bonus: 

10

Happy 35th Birthday, Sebastian Stan! ヽ(〃^▽^〃)ノ | August 13th, 1982

❝You have to pay attention to the moments when you’ve felt on top on the world. I remember the first time I was on stage, I was doing ‘West Side Story,’ I was 17 and this woman was crying because she liked what I was doing so much.❞

tfc characters as parks & rec quotes
  • Kevin: But then I remembered alcohol existed.
  • Jean: Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.
  • Jeremy: I think you've got several options. They're all terrible... but you have them.
  • Dan: Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
  • Matt: Oh, Neil. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated new born baby.
  • Aaron: Nicky, could you please shut up? I can't hear myself not talking to Andrew.
  • Neil: It's fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.
  • Andrew: My instinct is to be mean to you.
  • Renee: I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
  • Seth: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
  • Nicky: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how fun gay Halloween parties are?
  • Allison: Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
  • Wymack: The thing about youth culture, is, I don't understand it.
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100 Percent Reason to Remember the Name

Idk guys do you just imagine Dark and Wilford welcoming the new egos and they’re like: “You already know me, I’m Google, this is Google, Google, Google” and then “Jim! And Jim.” “And Bing!”

And Bim!” (that was why Dark was exasperated with Bim……. now I remember that one SpongeBob scene lmao)

Ok so I just saw THIS from the premiere and…

One: seriously with that?? You’re gonna show shirtless Derek and have Stiles reacting like that after ALL the times we’ve talked with you about the baiting?

Two: I also need drabbles about this moment ASAP please.

Three: Are we supposed to be pretending this is new footage, or are we supposed to believe that some random hiker was out filming Derek Hale running away from Kate and he didn’t notice them at all?

Four: since I know nothing about the context, I’m assuming this is some kind of thing where the FBI has footage to prove supernatural beings are real, but I don’t actually remember Derek using any kind of enhanced speed in that scene…

Five: ….This show, guys. I can’t.

  • Yuu: hey, guys? Mika and I have something to confess... We're gay and dating each other
  • Shinoa: yeah, so?
  • Kimizuki: you've been dating for like, what? 4 years?
  • Mitsuba: you were extremely obvious
  • Yuu: uh no? We've been dating for only 2 days
  • Shinoa: bro, look into my eyes. It's either you two have been dating for the past 4 months or making out is a friendship thing now. No homo, right?
  • Yuu: we weren't making out! We were just trying a new blood-drinking technique. It was all for Mika's sake!
  • Shinoa: for Mika???
  • Yuu: yeah? Why are you looking at me like that?
  • Shinoa: because, if I remember correctly, you are the one who said "hey, Mika, love of my life, light of my eyes-
  • Yuu: I did not say that-
  • Shinoa: "I want to try something new", grabbed Mika's face and kissed him fiercely until his fangs pierced your lips
  • Yuu: I just thought he would be more comfortable with drinking my blood that way!
  • Shinoa: whatever you say, Yuu-san
  • Yoichi: hey guys, we shouldn't be so hard on them. Yuu-kun, I'm glad you finally realized you were dating Mika!
  • Yuu: thank you, I'm- hold on, WE WEREN'T DATING
acotar characters as parks and rec quotes
  • Mor: But then I remembered alcohol existed.
  • Azriel: I think you've got several options. They're all terrible... but you have them.
  • Feyre: Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
  • Lucien: Oh, Tamlin. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated new born baby.
  • Nesta: Feyre, could you please shut up? I can't hear myself not talking to Cassian.
  • Spring court Feyre: It's fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.
  • Beron: My instinct is to be mean to you.
  • Rhys: I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
  • Cassian: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
  • Helion: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how fun gay Halloween parties are?
  • Elain: Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
  • Tamlin: Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.
  • Amren: The thing about youth culture, is, I don't understand it.
Gotham S4 Preview is AMAZING!

It won’t be seen by most Gotham fans for another two days until the Gotham panel on Saturday. But I went to The 5th Annual Musical Anatomy of a Superhero panel today and they showed clips from all the shows represented at the panel. David Russo, who is the composer on Gotham, was there. I got into the room just after they finished showing Gotham’s intro, so I don’t know what they showed for that video, but I could hear the familiar music as I was getting my bag checked. But then they also showed the S4 trailer as part of his introduction later.

MAJOR Spoilers Below……………….Stop reading now if you don’t want to be spoiled! Also adding a “keep reading” just in case.

Keep reading

but really can you imagine minerva mcgonagall carefully going through the list of all the new firsties and efficiently whipping up their letters and getting to a one mr. harry james potter and hesitating, throat thick with emotion, as she remembers a tragically beautiful couple and the innocent baby whom they all tried so hard to protect and shedding a tiny tear and penning the words

dear mr. potter

and feeling content because at last, at long last lily and james’s child would truly be coming home

I'm "tired" of your Craigslist ads

This happened a couple years ago but I just remembered while browsing craigslist.

My dad needed some new tires for his truck but being low on funds we turned to craigslist for a used set. I found him what looked to be a good deal only a few blocks from home at some guy’s shop which was more or less just a detached garage next to his house. Dad went and got the tires installed and less than a week later one of them had a huge bubble form where the tread separated and became unusable. We called the guy and he said tough luck, we should have inspected them better. I agree, my dad should have looked them over better but I was still pissed that the guy was selling garbage to unsuspecting customers.

I forget about it and a few months go by but now I am looking for some used tires for my truck on craigslist. Nothing on craigslist annoys me more than when people list their items for $1 just so it shows up more often when people search by price. I start to see multiple listings for the same tires. All listed one day apart, all for $1 and no other mention of price in the ad itself. I begin flagging the multiple listings when I notice the name is the same as the guy who sold the tires to my dad months before (Tom) and my heart starts pounding with excitement as a plan forms in my head.

A couple days later I drive to Tom’s shop and ask to see the tires from the ad. He takes me out back and pulls them down from a rack so I can inspect them. I spend about 10 minutes looking over every inch of the tires then just stand there staring at them and thinking. My original plan was to go inspect them and then after wasting his time tell him I didn’t like them. The problem however, was that the tires were in perfect condition. New plan. After a few more minutes of us standing there in silence it comes to me.

Me: “The tires look great. I’ll take them!”

Tom: “Great, let’s go to my office and write up a receipt.”

Me: “No, it’s ok. I’ll just pay you here.”

I pull out my wallet and ask: “Is it $1 for all four or $1 for each tire?”

He looks at me annoyed as if he sees where this is going and explains he can’t sell them for only $1. I pull out my phone and show him five, yes five, separate listings for the exact same set of tires all listed at $1 with his name and contact info underneath. He didn’t like that and told me firmly to either stop wasting his time and pay him or leave, so I left as he stacked the tires back on the rack.

In all I wasted about 20 minutes of his day and made him lift heavy tires. He didn’t learn his lesson because today I found him doing the same thing with his craigslist listings, so I flagged then all and it feels amazing.

Where did this even come from!!

And why is it trying to wreck my ship list!! Like from what I know Markbum is kinda an underground or at least not as popular ship but it hit me hard with in the last week and I’ve completely fallen into the trap

Originally posted by dani-okem

Like Jaebum being hyper is adorable and just has the tendency to cling to Mark’s shoulder which is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

Originally posted by nevertrustkpop

Like look at him just flopping, they weren’t even suppose to go that low but Jaebum is being a precious koala child so I approve

Originally posted by incessantcomposition

And like oh my gosh this game screwed me over. There were different objects where they got closer I think but I couldn’t find any gifs of it but this one still is just omg

Originally posted by markbeoma

I also recently read the cutest story about them being childhood friends but punk Jaebum and pastel Mark and Mark just had completely control of Jaebum (in one of those cute totally in love ways) and it was the cutest sh:t I’ve ever read I don’t remember what it was called though but omg yes thank you for whoever wrote it

Originally posted by got7-ijb-imjaebum

I just need more appreciation for this ship cuz just yes guys just yes

*I do not own any of these gifs*

Cool guys don’t look at key-throwings - ENFJ & INTP

ENFJ1 & INTP: *walk along the hallway to ENFJ1’s new apartment*
INTP: AH, I REMEMBER NOW! IT’S ROBIN!
ENFJ1: *startled, drops keys* What the - you almost gave me a heart-attack!
INTP: *laughs* Sorry, sorry.
INTP: *picks up keys and immediately throws them at ENFJ1 without looking*
ENFJ1: *catches them effortlessly, also without looking, à la 


INTP & ENFJ1:
INTP & ENFJ1:
INTP & ENFJ1:
INTP & ENFJ1:
ENFJ1: *looks at keys*
ENFJ1: *looks at INTP*
INTP & ENFJ1: …
INTP & ENFJ1: …

INTP & ENFJ1: *break out into laughter*
INTP: Oh - my - god!
ENFJ1: Oh my GOD, I think that’s the coolest thing we’ve EVER done!
INTP: I was all like swoosh -
ENFJ1: - and then I was all like su-waah!
INTP: Nice!
ENFJ1:
ENFJ1: …and now we’ve ruined the badassery with laughing about it.
INTP: *still laughing, waving* Nah, nah, that’s just the part they cut out of the movie.

A new girl at work said she didn’t like Chris Evans, especially because of his hairy chest in What’s Your Number? and I don’t remember what happened after that I must’ve blacked out but you guys can vouch for my whereabouts the past 4 hours, right? RIGHT?!?

CRIMINAL MINDS FINALLY WON FAVORITE TV CRIME DRAMA!!!!!!!! IM SO PROUD!!!! THEY ALL DESERVED IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

It’s honestly about freaking time

anonymous asked:

So I'm training a new cashier (it was scandalous how it came to be but that's a diff story) and one of our customers happened to grab an item with no barcode. Cool I can punch it in but they don't remember how much it was so the girl goes to grab a new one. Very compliant. Except the guy behind them upset at me for not knowing the system. He kept on talking shit as we wait. So I just turn to the trainee and said "see this is what you're going to deal with a lot. It'll get annoying" he shut up

anonymous asked:

Faiza I'm so sorry for asking but could you post a picture of the two new guys with their character names and real names underneath lol? I'm really bad at remembering names and keep getting confused

HELLOOOOOOO ANON!!!!

No problem! Okay, so:

Name of Actor: Yousef Hjelde Elmofty
Name of Character: Mikael
Yousef’s IG: 
Yousef’s Snapchat: yousefkc

Name of Actor: Cengiz Al
Name of Character: Yousef Acar
Cengiz’s IG: x
Cengiz’s Snapchat: cengizal