when reading tfc I always forget that Andrew is so much shorter than Neil.
“so much shorter” oh my gosh what is this shortie competition in my askbox
okay but speaking as a shortie (5′1″ on a good day), my 5′3″ friends give me so much shit. it’s not fair how much those four-three inches matter
I imagine Neil lords it over Andrew in tiny obnoxious ways too
like he sometimes will just stand at his side and look smugly at the top of his head (until Andrew elbows him in the gut)
or he’ll lend Andrew jogging pants and then make a “oh but they’d drag, you’d have to roll them up…” mock concerned comment, that prick
or he’d constantly offer to get things from higher shelves even though he can’t really reach either.
( “oh it’s okay andrew, I’ll get it” [seconds later] “I’m going to get kevin” )
“fuck you josten” )
also imagine that whenever Neil and Andrew have their Serious Silent Staring Conversations in the locker room or hallway or dorm room or idfk while washing their hands in a public bathroom, Matt whispering to Dan/ Allison/ Nicky, “look at how short they are. they’re the size of a child. do you think they get discount tickets at waterparks.”
and Allison just, “if we stacked them, they would just be able to ride the big kid rides.”
This isn't a hc but...favorite funny moments from voltron? It would make my day :)
oo heck yah:
pidge: lance watch out we’re gonna crash
lance: man don’t worry, in my first year of flight school you know what they called me? they called me the tailor because of how i thread the needle
lance: [immediately crashes the ship]
this photo of everyone’s reactions to lance shamelessly letting one rip:
lance saying the space equivalent of shut your fuck
hunk trying to form voltron by barreling into Keith’s lion and yelling COMBINE
honestly one of my favorite scenes that made me laugh is when hunk tries to be the head. because when they first formed voltron he yelled with the utmost sincerity “I’M A LEG” and then when you look at that scene……they all just sat there in their lions all stacked and waited while hunk flew to the top and sat on everyone and no one said ANYTHING fkgkwekflj and hunk’s just like……what do you mean i can’t be the head?
Shiro in 100% seriousness trying to form voltron by stacking up like a cheerleader pyramid and in pure sincere concentration: “I’ll form the head”
Coran trying to time the team’s response to the emergency drill using a meat thermometer
this entire exchange:
when they go to the arusian village and
THEY’RE ALREADY ABOUT TO SACRIFICE THIS DUDE AND THE DUDE IS JUST LIKE :|
Pidge: also, I sweat a lot. I mean in general. Unrelated to the peanuts.
Coran literally breaking his spine trying to lift the Balmera crystal
[sarcastic Keith voice] Winning what? The intergalactic time-measuring competition?
Coran attempting to spoonfeed Shiro like a baby
Keith honestly considering the most important event during the sendak incident to be him cradling Lance in his arms, so much so that his voice cracks in the way angsty teen voices do when they’re whining
Keith getting revenge on Lance for not remembering their bonding moment by pretending he couldn’t hear Lance over the comms. that was honestly rlly cute
[Lance voice] nana nana boo boo!!!
[hunk imitating allura]: oh LONCE he looks so fine im all atwitter
[matt voice] Don’t lie. I know you love those peas dad