Religion has actually convinced people…that there’s an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisibly man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire, and smoke and burning and torture, and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and scream and cry forever and ever, til the end of time. But he loves you.
south-indian-spice is a great go to for recs that cover most of south india and i’m sure the lovely show runner of the blog will be happy to help you with any other recs (kannada maybe? i’m sorry i can’t give you much info on that i haven’t seen enough)
and WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SOUTH INDIAN CINEMA. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY. I KNOW YOU WILL :)
The story of OPs erotic journey is more beautiful than anything I have ever attempted to write. Please read it. It’s got everything: comedy,
suspense, religious imagery,
literary references…and he gets some good, enlightening advice in the thread, as well – he now knows about 7,693 new kinks and just seems super chill with them all existing.
10/10 for one commenter’s phrase: “My prostate is lonely”
I sincerely hope OP found happiness with his girlfriend…and if not, I hope he lives in the Seattle area.