I want to love you, feel you,
Wrap myself around you.
I want to squeeze you, please you,
I just can’t get enough.
And if you move real slow, I’ll let it go
I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it,
I’m about to lose control and I think I like it
—  I’m So Excited - Le Tigre 
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more requests!! FOR TODAY I SHALL GO TO SLEEP 

Tomorrow I’ll probably stream again, this time doing asks BECAUSE I DONT THINK THERE’S ANY CREATURE LEFT TO DO XD

enjoy this precious eue

I never lie. If you suck you suck..If you’re good I take my hat off and I’m all over you. I’ll bend over backwards to help anyone of their word.. fuck me around I’ll let it go I’m not here for stuff I’m here to live and give whatever it is I can to nourish rather than to take and move on, I’m course and straight, I act for a living now adopting characters for money, it is a languague I was born into, I always wanted to be someone else, it isn’t rocket science it’s easy, now that I’ve made amends for lying to myself, it is a trade craft nothing more, I pray I don’t get caught up “living the dream.” such a lonely place. having said that; your best like my best just isn’t good enough. ever, no scarface syndrome here, no resting on laurels, there is always work to do, I’ll clean up my side of the street promptly admitting where I am wrong, the work doesn’t stop.

I’m Grateful, arrogant self centred, tenacious, versatile, honest, honourable, loyal, loving, gentle, consistent, reliable, focussed, prideful, passionate and nuts. I have a head like a disco ball, if I say I’ll do something, unless I absolutely can’t it gets done, I never give up on humanity, I love people. I want to see communities stand up, honest and open, flexing to the fullest of their capabilities and combined usefullness. happy. I laugh at bullies. I am reactionary but I have learned to hold my tongue and my trigger finger. Man made mistakes take lives from those that deserve to recover in time, there is always another way forward better even if it is around the side or back, I try to find it. the mind is like a parachute it will only work when it is opened.

i am often afraid. So I have to share.I want to help, it’s not my business to judge, I make mistakes, I stand corrected, I accept casualties and walk with hope because I fucking LOVE. I could so easily be dead. My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult. left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor. Religion to me is a neccesssary device for the presence of combined faith, branded for those who want to get into heaven, I have to have faith, but I chose the path of spirituality, spirituality seems to me to be for those who’ve been to Hell. I don’t want to go back there. I am a goldfish walking through a desert. Thank you H.P for my life. I want to work and be useful, be part of the solution and not the problem…

what a load of self satisfied smug and charmless tatter x

—  Tom Hardy’s MySpace page circa 2008
The Signs in an Exam

Aries- Flicks through the paper until they find a question they can answer

Taurus- Looks blankly at the page. Is this paper in another language??

Gemini- Rushes the exam just to finish first

Cancer- Looks at the first question and regrets the lack of revision they did

Leo- Desperately tries to see what the person next to them has written

Virgo- Gets lost in the exam book and looks up to see they’re nearly out of time

Libra- Reads back through their answer and corrects every other word

Scorpio- Sits back and refuses to take the exam. The education system is corrupt and you wont be a part of it

Sagittarius- Makes up words in an attempt to sound smarter and hide the fact they’ve done no revision

Capricorn- Realises half way through the exam that they’ve answered the wrong question and begin to panic

Aquarius- Stares out of the window for five minutes before realising they’re in a timed exam

Pisces- Gets assigned to the wobbly desk and has to put up with it for two hours

just a reminder not to take astrology too seriously and let it impact your decisions in life. likE that cute boy you like likes you back, go get it, don’t ignore him because your signs aren’t “compatible”. or don’t not study for your exam because astrology told u that u were going to fail, yoU are the one that defines whether the stars are correct or not. prove em wrong :))