release you music video

Selena: *releases Bad Liar song*

me: Who?

Selena: *releases gay Bad Liar music video*

me: Bad Liar? You mean the #1 summer smash hit that went 10x platinum one (1) minute after its release… by THE Selena Gomez – the feminist bisexual vegan legend, the inventor of incorporating Oscar-worthy acting into music videos, the lyrical and vocal goddess extraordinaire? Oh yes we stan!

The stages of biasing.

1. Denial: you’re probably thinking “Hey, he’s pretty cool but I dunno if he’s bias material”

2. Bargaining: this is when you’ve realized you’ve fallen for your type again. “Dammit I did not need another adorable leader. WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE LEADER.”

3. Acceptance honeymoon: that perfect stage where you’re 100% happy and every day is a new discovery. “He likes puppies!?! I LOVE PUPPIES WE ARE SOULMATES.”

4. The first bias crisis: generally this is with the release of a new music video or photoshoot. Suddenly you’re looking at another member going “Was he always hot? I mean. I don’t like him like that I have a bias but was he always this hot!?!”

5. Aggressive denial: when you go back through old music videos and suddenly that other member is all you can see. “HOLY SHIT ARE YOU HERE!? AGAIN!? WE’RE GUNNA BE LIKE THIS!?! NO!”

6. Acceptance crisis: When you start getting tagged in posts about that other member you realize you’ve shown a little bit too much of what’s going on in your heart. “I mean. It’s fine. It’s not like he’s my bias he’s just hot. Whatever.”

7. Zen state: it’s totally okay to have a bias wrecker, right? I mean how can you not? You realize you have two types maybe. “Who can resist him I mean have you heard him sing? Perfection. He’s my bias’s bias.”

8. Secondary crisis: when you’ve finally accepted you have a big heart and room for two but then a CF comes out and you get those cold sweats like for another member. “Shit. Shit he’s really hot. Okay wait. Shit.”

9. Aggressive bargaining: you can do this right? You’ll just accept a double bias with a new bias wrecker. “They’re a two for one anyway. It doesn’t count when they’re married.”

10. Mass chaos: when you kind of feel like a juggler at the circus with the way you’re tossing around bias feels. Every new update is panic inducing. “THEY’RE ALL SO HOT WHY!?! HOW!?!! I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS!?”

11. Final acceptance. When you can’t see a world where you don’t love all of those kids with all of your heart and soul.

-Kaz

Harry Styles - Guest Songwriter Imagine


[I’m not as happy with this as I wish I was when I first imagined writing this and that kind of bums me out. I’ve thought about re-writing it but just wanted to get something up for you guys. I’m sorry. I don’t know why I’m not happy with this - I’m just not. I hope you all like it though!]


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imthemoongirl  asked:

Your blog is amazing 😍 Can I request a Vernon scenario when you're an idol who's featuring in a Seventeen song and having an interview with them. Basically the hosts start to ship you guys and tease you and the rest of the members tease you too? Ty❤

- you’re an idol and have just been offered to appear in seventeen’s new music video!!
- you love seventeen’s songs and you’d love to be able to meet them and work with them
- but you’re still hesitating over whether you should accept it or not and honestly you’re leaning more towards no because your schedule’s already packed and you’re afraid of the public’s response
- in the end after much convincing from the members of you group, you decided why not and that’s how you find yourself here
- you and seventeen were invited on a show to talk about the music video
- you walk through the door backstage and you’re immediately spotted by the boys who swarm around you, each telling you how excited they are to work alongside you
- you tell them that you’re just as excited but inside you’re actually really nervous because it’s your first time working with another group and you’re afraid of messing up and disappointing them
- while waiting for the staff to tell you it’s time to go on, you’re shifting from foot to foot while playing with your clothes, a bad habit you have when you’re nervous or worried
- when suddenly someone taps your shoulder
- you turn around and you nearly jump in surprise when you see hansol standing so close to you
- he smiles and ask “nervous?” and you reply “a little. i mean, what if the public doesn’t like me?? you know how scary the viewers can be, what if they were hoping for someone else?? what if—”
- hansol interrupts you and says “don’t worry about it. you’ll do great, alright? i know you will”
- and you know those words are simple and you were expecting to hear them somewhere along the way but….. coming from hansol…. they just felt so sincere
- you’re all told to go on scene, and after sitting down you realize that you’re sitting in front of hansol and he just grins at you and you’re like stop. don’t do this to me
- so the interview starts and the host asks “(name), we heard you’re going to be featured in seventeen’s new music video!! it must be really exciting, right??”
- you open your mouth but your words get stuck in your throat and your mind is all over the place as you try to think of an answer to such a simple question
- but then you look up to see the warmest brown eyes
- hansol is nodding for you to continue, his smile kind and encouraging
- and immediately you feel fine again. you answer the host with confidence and smiles, and you make a mental note to thank hansol once this is all over
- but slowly, the host notices that you look over at him every time you’re about to speak and a smirk appears on his face and he’s like ohhh i see
- and so he decides to have some fun
- “ah (name), i see you’ve taken a liking to hansol. you seem to be looking at him a lot hmmm”
- then seungkwan screams “OH I NOTICED THAT TOO AND VERNON HAS ONLY BEEN LOOKING AT (NAME) TOO” and before you know it ALL the members have joined in
- you and hansol’s faces turn bright red and you both look down because you’re both too shy to even look each other in the eye now
- the host eventually stops the teasing when the boys started screaming and over-reacting, and continues the interview but you’re still too afraid to look up at hansol
- at some point you do look up and hansol does too, and you both immediately look back down after having eye contact, you cuties
- after the show, you go up to hansol and say “thank you for helping me out!! i probably would’ve died on set if it weren’t for you”
- modest as he is, he answers “oh no, i didn’t do anything. you did amazing on your own ahahah” and your heart just…… how could you do this to me
- when hansol gets called by a staff member, you say goodbye to him and you’re about to leave the building when seungkwan suddenly slides in front of you
- he has a wide grin on his face and you’re like oh no what are you thinking
- and he says “sooo i noticed you looking over at my best friend” and you’re about to interrupt him but he quickly adds “….and like i mentioned earlier, i noticed him looking at you too”
- you say “well yeah i guess, i mean he was helping me out and everything—”
- then seungkwan says “no….. even when i was talking and making jokes, he didn’t even look over in my general direction. he normally does because i’m hilarious”
- you’re just like “nooo it can’t be i mean….. me???….. no….”
- and seungkwan places a hand on your shoulder and says “alright well if you don’t believe me, you’re just going to have to wait and see at the music video filming” and he leaves a confused you behind
- so you’re supposed to go to filming in two days and you’ve been sent the script to follow, so basically you have a scene with each member, and most of your scenes are with seungkwan
- but when the day of filming comes around…….
- “ah (name), seungkwan hasn’t been feeling well lately so he’s switching places with vernon”
- this is the first thing the film direction tells you when you get to the shooting area and you just look at him with wide eyes and dropped jaw
- you stutter “o-oh!! okay th-thanks for letting me know!!” and when he leaves, seungkwan enters the scene
- when he looks over at you and sees your red face, he just grins and makes a peace sign and you’re like omfG SEUNGKWAN I’M GOING TO KILL YOU
- hansol notices you and he approaches you and says “oh hey (name), did you… hear about the news??”
- and you try so hard not to show your nervousness as you answer “yeah i did, looks like we’ll be working together a lot, huh??”
- the director calls everyone to take their places and your first scene is with seungkwan
- so woozi decided on a cute yet upbeat concept again similar to pretty u, and it’s about the members being too shy to tell their crush they like them and fearing that they might lose them if they take too much time
- the first scene is of you sitting on a bench and then seungkwan walks into the scene and sits on the other side of the bench, making a space between you two
- and you’re like good because any closer and you probably would’ve wrung his neck
- so you shoot the scene and after several different angle shots, you get up and leave and the director yells “cut” and praises you for your good work
- the next few scenes are solos of hansol so seungkwan decides to approach you and talk for a bit
- he says “sooo how do you like the change of plans??” and you’re like “SEUNGKWAN HOW COULD YOU” and he says “trust me on this. you’ll see.”
- so the director decided to save your and hansol’s scenes together for last, and now you’re both sitting next to each other, both of your legs dangling over the edge of a roof and it’s sunset and the whole thing just feels like a scene out of a drama
- while you’re sitting there, you look down to see all the other members wiggling their eyebrows at you both and you’re like i hate you all
- hansol looks down and sees them all and just sighs “sorry about those kids” and inside you’re like lol you’re the second youngest hansol what are you saying
- you ask “are they always like this?” and he just says “nah….. they’re much worse, trust me”
- and while the directors and staff are working on the scene, hansol tells you a bunch of stupid things the boys have done back at the dorm
- like that time when there was only a small amount of toothpaste left and seungcheol ran away with it only to get attacked by them all, or that time jeonghan said that he always carries a spoon so that no matter what time it is he can eat
- and you both end up laughing while on the roof and the director suddenly screams “CUT”
- you both look down at the director who says “your laughing scene was perfect, good job. it looked so natural”
- both you and hansol are like “wait what?? we were filming????”
- needless to say seungkwan teased you so much for it
- filming obviously takes more than one day, so you always come back and the members in your group often point out how you look much happier these past few days
- “oh you know, it’s seventeen’s charm”
- during filming, every scene you have with hansol, you fall for him deeper and deeper
- but honestly you’re kind of sad because….. you fell for someone who probably only thinks of you as a co-worker…..
- after this, you guys probably won’t even talk anymore
- you push away all negative thoughts and instead focus on your scenes
- after a few more days, the music video is finally complete, and the boys line up to give you a hug as thanks for your hard work
- except for hansol
- he already left
- he’s nowhere to be found, and seungkwan clearly sees your disappointment so he walks up to you and says “don’t worry. you’ll see why” and you’re like seungkwan i’ve been hearing that from you since the first day of filming WHEN WILL I SEE IT
- but he doesn’t say anything and instead just grins at you
- after saying goodbye, you leave the building and sigh as you walk back to your dorm
- as you expected, you were nothing but his co-worker
- about two weeks later of no hansol seventeen, you’re scrolling through youtube when you see that seventeen’s channel released the new music video!!
- YOU’RE LIKE OMG IT’S ALREADY OUT THAT WAS SO FAST??
- so you click on it and honestly you don’t know whether to cringe because you’re watching yourself or scream excitedly because you’re on a seventeen music video
- you eventually decide on both
- but while watching…… you notice something a bit odd….
- you grab the script sitting next to your bed and you shift your eyes from the script to the screen over and over
- and that’s when you realize
- all the scenes of hansol looking at you lovingly aren’t scripted
- in every scene you both have together….. even when he should be looking straight ahead or down or on the side…. he has his eyes on you
- you don’t want to be over-thinking or anything but…. maybe….?
- it may be nighttime and you may be in your pyjamas but you don’t care as you rush out into the streets to get to seventeen’s dorm because you have to KNOW
- the other members of your group rush to the door and watch you run off, screaming your name
- but you ignore them, their voices dying down as you run farther and farther, only focused on getting an answer
- because just like seventeen’s new song, if you take up too time, you might lose him
- you finally get there and you knock on the door, and to your surprise, hansol opens it and he’s confused because you look like you just ran a marathon
- he asks “(name)? what are you doing here?”
- you interrupt him “hansol. i just watched the music video….. and you…”
- he immediately turns red and says “wh-what about me?”
- you say “our scenes together….. i kind of noticed…. do you….?”
- unknown to you, the other seventeen members are all crouched down behind the door to eavesdrop and they’re all moving closer to hear better to the point where they all end up shoving each other and soonyoung pushes chan a little too hard, making him push hansol forward and
- he accidentally kisses you
- your eyes go wide and his too but…. neither of you pull away
- you’re both in your pyjamas and the members are all present and you’re all sweaty from sprinting all the way there
- but despite this
- everything is absolutely perfect
- you and hansol start dating after this but you both decide to keep it a secret from the reporters and interviewers for now
- after you told the members of your group, there was a lot of screaming and cheering in the dorm
- seungkwan literally doesn’t shut up about the fact that he set you two up
- “don’t i deserve something for setting you two up?? i mean i gave up my screentime just to get you two together”
- you and hansol both meet up on the roof you both filmed on after a long day of work and practice because in his words “it was the place he realized he fell in love with you”
- how much do you want to bet junhui told him to say that
- but it’s cute and that’s where you both share your first real kiss
- you recall the time you were actually going to refuse the offer to be in seventeen’s music video because of your already busy schedule and your fear of the high expectations
- but seeing how this all turned out
- you’re so glad you said yes

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Texts and Snaps

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Texts

BTS responding to your terrible pick-up lines
You need to finish a paper but you’re texting BTS
BTS finding out you have a pet snake
BTS taking you to an art museum
S/o is hungry but lazy
Telling BTS you injured yourself
Texting BTS the sex of your baby
BTS is your bbf
You like Jungkook, but you’re young
Maknae line finds out you like Yoongi (½)
You confess to Yoongi (2/2)
Jin helping you cook for your parents
Jin wants to break up because he isn’t there enough
Maknae line wants their s/o to come over
Taehyung tells you how much he loves you
You drunkenly admit to liking Hoseok (½)
Sober follow-up of drunkenly texting Hoseok (2/2)
Yoongi, Jimin, and Jungkook being clingy
BTS texting their long-distance s/o
You (idol) admit you like Hoseok in an interview
Caught Cheating Series
 You catch Yoongi/Jimin cheating
 You catch Namjoon/Jungkook cheating
 You catch Seokjin/Taehyung cheating
 You catch Hoseok cheating
Road to Recovery Series
 You finally agree to talk to Yoongi/Namjoon
 You finally agree to talk to Jimin/Jungkook
 You finally agree to talk to Seokjin/Hoseok
 You finally agree to talk to Taehyung
Make-Up Series
 You forgive Jimin/Jungkook
 You forgive Yoongi/Taehyung
 You forgive Seokjin/Namjoon
 You forgive Hoseok
Break-Up Series
 You can’t forgive Seokjin/Jimin
→ You can’t forgive Namjoon/Jungkook
 You can’t forgive Hoseok/Taehyung
 You can’t forgive Yoongi
BTS releases a music video without any warning
BTS gets jealous and you get fed up
You try to sext but send the wrong pic
BTS on Father’s Day
You’re stressed because of school, and they’re worried
Autocorrect misadventures with BTS
BTS leaves without telling you good morning
You freak out over the Fire MV
The only kids you like are your nieces/nephews
You send BTS a funny pic of your dog
Hickey Series
 You give Seokjin a hickey
 You give Yoongi a hickey
 You give Hoseok a hickey
 You give Namjoon a hickey
 You give Jimin a hickey
 You give Taehyung a hickey
 You give Jungkook a hickey
Ranting to Yoongi about your weight
Everyday Texts With
Boyfriend!Yoongi
Boyfriend!Taehyung
Telling Yoongi about the drama you’re watching
BTS finds out your lockscreen is GOT7
You buy a new “toy” for the bedroom
You send your BTS boyfriend out to buy tampons/pads
You are Taehyung’s introverted significant other
Your BTS husband leaves a hickey on your neck
Jagi Who? Series
→ Jagi Seokjin || Seokjin changes your contacts
→ Jagi Yoongi || Yoongi changes your contacts
Jagi Hoseok || Hoseok changes your contacts
Jagi Namjoon || Namjoon changes your contacts
Jagi Jimin || Jimin changes your contacts
Jagi Taehyung || Taehyung changes your contacts
Jagi Jungkook || Jungkook changes your contacts
Daily conversations with BFF!BTS
You’re worried that Taehyung’s parents don’t like you
BTS tries to cheer you up when you’re depressed
BTS ruins your surprise party
Sexting Series
Seokjin
Yoongi
 Hoseok
 Namjoon
 Jimin
 Taehyung
Jungkook
You try to comfort Yoongi after he gets injured

Snaps

When BTS disappears for 2 days with no word
You cuddle the cats when BTS isn’t home
You send the boys snaps of the hickeys they left
BTS telling you goodnight
BTS telling you good morning
BTS find out you have a pet spider
BTS snaps you when you have a bad day
Jungkook posts to his story instead of snapping you
Daily snaps with boyfriend!Yoongi

Both

You ask BTS to “unwrap” you - Hyungs || Maknaes
Role playing with Jimin

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MUSIC VIDEO: “The Let Out” - Jidenna Ft. Nana Kwabena

Jidenna’s debut album, “The Chief,” is set to be released tomorrow, February 17th.

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2/16/17

Four Years After ~ Chapter Four (The Finale)

Not requested

Genre: Romance

Member: Park Chanyeol

Summary: (of this series) Four years after your breakup with Chanyeol, you are forced into collaborating with him on a song for publicity. From fan signings together, to song-writing together, you both eventually have to sing together in public. But what happens along the way of this song-making process between two exes?

Summary: (of this chapter) YAY, chapter four! MV filming with Chanyeol and a fan signing. Also, this is the last chapter :) 

{Chapter one} {Chapter two} {Chapter three}  



“Hey!” you say, smacking his arm. “Not all women have to be feminine!”

“I know. I’m just talking about you. When presented an audience you act all cute and innocent and like a maknae.”

“And? Your point is?” you say, taking a seat on the chair with wheels again.

“My point is,” he says, using his legs to bring you and the chair closer to him. Hoping off and kneeling in front of you, he smirks and leans closer to your face. “You’re two-faced.”

“Well…I’m not the only one who is also two-faced, Chanyeol.”


He smirks. “I’ve changed.”

“Like hell you did.”

“Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. I guess you’ll find out in the next few weeks.” he says, hopping onto the table again. Using his legs to reel you back in front of him, the close and intimate gesture makes you nervous.

“Why are you trapping me in between your legs and the chair?” you ask, trying to stand up and escape him.

“Is that a problem?” he asks, pushing you back down onto the chair.

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Dear SM,

If you’re going to release the teaser for a music video, make sure you go through with it. Don’t give up a random date you make up just to keep us quiet, knowing you have no intentions to even release it at that date. As fans we’ve been patiently waiting for this music video that we know Jonghyun has worked hard on, and instead you leave it behind just to release other videos for other artist you may deem more popular at the time? A promise is a promise and we want our Inspiration Music Video. Get it together.

Sincerely, 

Shawols and Blingers