release the rats


Surf Rat (1963) by The Satans


Prompt: Fear/Black
Soft warning: A little violent, but not too much and not for long.

“Kagome! Where the hell are you going?” Inuyasha yelled after her, staring at her pale legs trudge through the dirt as she stomped forward.

Kagome turned around angrily—her hair fluttering with her movements, her face shaded by the mass of trees protecting her sides. The brilliant sun shone behind her in the clearing where the well was several steps away.

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anonymous asked:

Vaderkin overhears some people making fun of his and Luke's backwater homeworld, so he releases three womp rats in the facility, womp rat one has a #1 written on it, womp rat two has #2 written on it and womp rat three has #4 written on it.

Plot twist: the facility in question is the Death Star.

Tarkin finds womp rat #2 happily building a nest in his closet. It growls whenever he comes too close. His perfectly pressed uniforms are ruined. :(

The Wedding Part 2 - Smut.

Author: mystic-biscuit

Rating: 18+ NSFW - Explicit Smut

Words: 2883

Pairing: Dylan x Reader

Notes: Actual sexy time! and some drama at the end!

PS, I’m pretty sure this isn't a picture of Dylan, but it looks like him and it goes with the chapter so i’m using it. Sue me.

PPS, If it is him, god damn. Lucky photographer.

It was almost 12 in the afternoon when you wake up. You’re immediately hit with a pounding headache when the events of last night flood your mind.

You had texted Dylan before bed, but he hadn’t responded. You had hoped he would have sent something by now; you were starting to worry that he may have regretted what had happened the night prior. You toss your phone back onto the bed. Deciding to ignore it and forget it happened. You convince yourself that avoiding him would be the best thing to do.

Startled from the chime of your phone. You quickly scoop it up, hoping that it was him.

Julia [11:58am]: Morning sunshine. Everyone is down at the buffet for brunch. How about you come and grace us with your presence.

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anonymous asked:

Vader releases womp rats into several facilities of Imperial Officers he dislikes but hasn't found a good excuse to kill. Eventually Imperials notice the trend and a superstition is born. The Four Womp Rats of Death that signal the coming demise of the highest ranking officer.


Eventually somebody finds out the rats are from Tatooine. The planet where everyone knows (but no one talks about it) they lost the Death Star plans. The home planet of Rebel commander Luke Skywalker, who destroyed that same Death Star.

Obviously, it’s a planet of ill omen. To be avoided at all costs.

Zootopia Sentence Starters (Part Fourteen):
  • "Stop it. You're not like them."
  • "So, let me ask you a question; are you afraid of me?"
  • "Do you think I might go nuts?"
  • "Yeah? Well, we're loud."
  • "Don't expect us to apologize for it."
  • "Greasy walls.... Rickety bed... Crazy neighbors. I love it!!"
  • "My bad, I just naturally assumed you came from some little carrot-choked Podunk, no?"
  • "You'll never be a real cop."
  • "Oh, there she is! Hi, sweetheart!"
  • "I'd be happy to take you back."
  • "I'd appreciate that more than you can imagine."
  • "These dudes have some questions."
  • "Really? 'Cause I've got a dozen-and-a-half animals here who've gone off the rails crazy, and you can't tell me why! Now I'd call that awfully far from doing everything!"
  • "It may be time to consider their biology."
  • "And we are going to keep it that way."
  • "Where are you going? Where are you going? Get back here! What are you doing, he's gonna see you! What are you looking at? Hey! Whatever you're thinking, stop thinking it!"
  • "Better have the extra foam this time."
  • "Hey! Open up!"
  • "You're gonna have to master all of them before you hit the streets, or guess what?"
  • "You'll be dead!"
  • "You're dead, bunny bumpkins."
  • "As I've told you, we're doing everything we can."
  • "Yes, I know."
  • "He's a florist."
  • "I didn't start it!"
  • "All this equipment is brand new."
  • "Guess he's in no rush to get home to the missus."
  • "Okay. How?"
  • "I've got movies that haven't even been released yet."
  • "You dirty rat, why are you helping her?"
  • "Okay, look! I will take this to make you stop talking."
  • "Terrific! Everyone wins!"
  • "Okay, gotta go. Bye!"
  • "You're gonna wake the baby."
  • "I gotta get to work."
  • "This is important."

Tonight’s dinner, all lifted, of course. :)

I used a tip I found on Tumblr and released a few rats in the downstairs of the Andus Tradehouse in Maar Gan. While everyone was running around trying to catch them I was able to make off with some snacks and be halfway to Gnisis before anyone knew what had happened!

3 Large Kwama Eggs: 2 Septims each

13 pieces of Crab Meat: 1 Septim each

2 Bottles of Matze: 10 Septims each

6 Hackle-lo Leaves: 30 Septims each

8 pieces of Hound Meat: 2 Septims each

Total Savings: 235 Septims!