release the fanboy

re; kevin smith show
that’s not me- the press release used the word ‘fanboys’ THREE TIMES just
in case any fake geek girl types had an idea to crash the clubhouse.

Me, to my friend: “Why is Darth Maul so popular, he’s, like, all over my dash, but he had two lines and died in a few minutes!!”

Friend, to me: “Because when ‘Phantom Menace’ was released, a whole bunch of fanboys saw the double-ended lightsaber and shitted their pants.”