Should you fight NCT?
Taeil: eh if you want to. I mean there’s no reason to but if you do don’t you dare hurt his vocal cords. 85% of winning
Hansol: lol if you can find him. Good luck searching through SM’s basement. 2% of winning if you ever do find him. That boy has seen some stuff from the basement
Johnny: hahaha good luck. That bitch is gonna step on you or you’ll have to fight his kneecaps. -3% of winning
Taeyong:no don’t do it. He’s a precious puppy that doesn’t deserve that shit. 89% of winning in Mario cart
Yuta: DO IT! Like that boy is wrecking bias lists since 1995 and do us all a favor. 49% of winning if you can watch out for his legs
Kun:square up if you’re even thinking of fighting him. I will personally fight you myself if you fight him. 98% of winning because he’ll let you win
Doyoung: if you to then go for it. Depends on the day of the week. 50% chance of winning if Jaehyun isn’t around but he probably bites
Ten:Please fight him. Stop him and his ‘xxxx’ before it can spread. Don’t hurt him too bad since I still want to see him dance. 30% of winning because you have to watch out for his flexibility.
Jaehyun: I beg of you please do. Kick his ass and watch out for his arms because he might destroy you with them. Don’t look him in the face and take him o u t!!! 75% of winning if you follow my tips
Winwin: don’t even think about it. You’ll have to get through me and everyone else in NCT first before you get to this lil bun. -1000% of winning because you’ll be dead before you get to him
The Dream Team: you monster. Don’t you dare touch these children and go get them their milk. You’ll have a pretty good chance at beating them in a pillow fight tho
who you really should be fighting is SM because they need to give my boy Mark some rest and release Kunsol from the dungeon