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give these to ur special someone and u have a 99.99999% chance of courting them I swear @penguinz-can-fly

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                                there’s only one thing we all know for certain and that is …

I googled science pick-up lines and I was not disappointed
  • You’re so hot, you denature my proteins. 
  • Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!  
  • You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. 
  • I’m more attracted to you than F is attracted to an electron. 
  • We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. 
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. 
  • If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. 
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me. 
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
  • I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
  • You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. 
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THE ROYALS | Aye, There’s the Rub (3x03)
↳ Jasper recently wrote me the most beautiful letter. So I need your help writing one to him. And you know the two of us better than anyone. 

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“Meat between my buns” I’m so done

tfw some people still refer to important character development and plot points as fanservice :)))))))))))))