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Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Six
  • Gryffindor: We live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn't a respected college major
  • Hufflepuff: I'm upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean
  • Ravenclaw: Was anyone else called gifted when they were younger and now struggle with standards and realizing everyone else caught up?
  • Slytherin: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming
Houses As Tumblr Text Posts Part Seven
  • (Thoughts About Relationships)
  • Gryffindor: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade
  • Hufflepuff: I don't want a valentine, I want 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want the d, I want the a. I want to ace this class
  • Slytherin: No offense, but I just can't process the fact that someone might actually care about me
Have you ever met someone who you can’t get tired of seeing everyday?” she asked. “Someone who makes your heart smile and puts a sweet shiver to your spine. Someone who can sit with you all day even if you talk about nonsense things. Have you ever known someone who never asked for you to change yourself? Someone who accepts you just the way you are. Someone who never wants you to lose yourself just by loving them. Someone who treats you in the best possible way without expecting too much from you.” she paused and thought of that someone she’s been talking about. It all comes to her mind. The way he genuinely smiles as if there are millions of fireflies that suddenly showed up at the night sky. The way he looks at her as if she is the most stunning person in the universe. Her heart seems to love everything she feels. And for that, she is grateful to know a person like him. She smiled and continued, “Haven’t you met someone you thought—will never exists in this world? Someone you thought you will never meet. Because I have met someone who I thought will only appear in my dreams.
—  ma.c.a // I want to describe you longer than this
  • (Disclaimer: This was based off of a tumblr post, but like wow, the backlash, so I rewrote it)
  • Question: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? The objective is to sit on a chair.
  • Hufflepuff: Just sit on each other's laps!
  • Ravenclaw: Or you could just bring three more in... Kind of an effortless solution.
  • Gryffindor: We could have a musical chairs game and fight for them
  • Slytherin: I really don't care as long as I get to sit