relatable sayings

  • Combeferre: you're a solid 6
  • Courfeyrac: ??? excuse me???
  • Combeferre: on the Richter scale. 'Cause babe, you're rocking my world
  • Combeferre:
  • Combeferre: but like, not rocking it so much that it destroys entire buildings or anything that would not be good at all

anonymous asked:

How often do u think Magnus uses his cat eyes to convince Alec to do something? Like "No Mags you can't adopt another child u have too many already..." *cue puss in boots impression* "... alright but only one and not Simon"

“Only one and not Simon” Anon you need to know that the first time I read this sentence I very literally laughed so hard I cried.

But, let’s be honest, Alec forced himself to Get Over the cute side of Magnus’s eyes real damn quick, for this very reason. Just imagine how weak he was the first time Magnus pulled something like this. He probably had no fucking clue he was being played. He probably didn’t realize it the second or third or tenth time, either. But once he realizes the pattern of “Magnus Does Cute Eyes ==> I Lose Any Semblance of Free Will”, you know he shuts that down ASAP. He’d probably go as far as to shut his eyes or hide under a pillow when Magnus tries it again. He eventually learns that it’s safer for him to not be able to see Magnus’s eyes at all, just in case. I imagine this scenario happening frequently:

“Darling, I have to ask you a favor.”

“Okay but you have to put on these sunglasses first.”

anonymous asked:

Giant Lollipops seem like a good idea for everyone~

Just a note for the future; if you send a kink magic -related ask saying “X for anyone/everyone/you decide,” I’m not gonna answer it and will delete the ask.

Do not allow him to consume you. If he does not call, go to sleep. If he does not message, put your phone away and have a fantastic day anyway. If he acts distant when you are with him and refuses to tell you what is wrong, don’t wait for him, go home and do something you love. If he tries to insinuate you do not need your friends now that you have him, spend more time with your friends. If he tries to teach you a lesson through the silent treatment, ignore him completely.

If he plays with your feelings constantly, walk away from him. If he acts like your body is his entitlement when you are not ready, walk away from him. If he says terrible, unforgivable things and threatens to leave you after every argument, walk away from him. If he forbids you from doing anything you love, walk away from him. If he claims ownership of your accomplishments, walk away from him. If he demeans you or disrespects your being a girl and refuses to stop when you tell him it hurts, walk away from him.

I cannot stress this enough, you live for yourself first. He is a secondary character in the story of your life. Do not allow him to turn you into a secondary character in your own book.

—  Nikita Gill, Advice for Teenage Girls Finding Their Way Through Love.
If someone is constantly getting offended and misunderstanding your words, rather than looking at the actions where you are proving how much you care about them, then maybe the problem is not you. Maybe the problem is that they are not worthy of accepting a love as graceful as yours.
—  Nikita Gill
  • MC: Why is your back all scratched up?
  • Saeyoung: [Flashbacks to when he and Yoosung drunk-chased a stray cat after MC told them a hundred times not to]
  • Saeyoung: I'm having an affair.

And to anyone for whom this is hitting close to home, I love you and I’m thinking of you.