rejuvenating mask

Feel Good

The Dawn Room- Get and Receive kind words.

The Thoughts Room- Watch your thoughts dissolve into space.

The Quite Place- Escape the world for a bit.

It Will Be Okay- Get some words of reassurance.

Soundrown- Extremely relaxing white noise.

Virtual Shower- Take a Virtual Shower and Relax.

Calm down- Nice music and background to clam you down.

Weather- Control the weather from sunny with birds to a thunderstorm.

Snowy Mood- Listen to the soft crunching of snow.

Self Harm alternatives- Don’t hurt yourself, baby, try these.

Feel happy- 10 thins to do when you feel crappy.

Stressed?- 99 coping methods for stress.

Take a break- Do nothing for two minutes and listen to waves.

Having a Bad day?- Things to keep in mind when you are.

Angry?- then look at these cute animals.

Need a hug?- Just click on it, guys.

Make every thing Okay- Press a button and make it all okay.

Was Someone Mean?- “talk” to them and get it out.

Important Mental Health posts- Take a look at these, it’ll help.

Encouraging posts- These are what you need.

Hotlines- Listed in order of hotline.

Re-hydrate- Cute app that grows a plant when you drink water.

Mental Heath and coping- Huge masterpost on multiple disorders and abuse.

Cramps- Yoga for Period cramps.

Napping- When to and how long to nap.

Bad day?- List of cute things to do to f=make you feel better.

Self care- 25 self-care tips to help out.

Need a Compliment?- Get an Emergency Compliment.

Relax with Sea creatures- Have cute babies follow your mouse.

Comfort Box- Make a box for your bad days, and be prepared.

Cut this and not yourself- Click and drag across the screen.

Open a window

14,000 things to be happy about for .16 cents

Watch a randomized tree grow

Therapy Coloring printables

Sexuality Definitions

Tips to Fall Asleep Fast

How to get up in the Morning

Fake Self Confidence

My Friend Needs Help

Panic Attack- My friend is having a Panic Attack.

Self-Harm- My friend self-Harms.

Addiction- My friend is addicted to drug or another substance.

Eating Disorder- My friend has an Eating Disorder.

Suicide- My friend wants to kill them self.


Color Collective- A collection of colors and photography.

Skintone Swatches- 2 great references for skin color.

Skin detail- Adding quick detail to skin.

Blending tutorial- Article and Video.

Concept Cookie- Huge collection of Concept art and tutorials.

Hair palette- Hair colors and mixes chart.

Draw the Booty- Mini tutorial or drawing the booty.

Clouds- Realistic clouds tutorial.

Bubbles- Look at these beauties.

Grass- Video tutorial on Grass.

Portrait- How to draw a portrait in Photoshop.

Lighting- An ADVANCED video on lighting in Photoshop.

Underwater- Beginners Underwater tutorial.

Color Zones- Color Zones of the face and head.

Eyes- Really basic eye tutorial and face sections.

Heels- Basic tutorial For drawing heels (shoes).

Self-taught Artist?- Try this website for tips you may not have known.

Hands- Really useful hand sculpture, first three aren’t hands, but keep going.

Poses- List of useful human poses and such.

Sitting Poses- Poses used for drawing sitting humans.

Understanding anatomy- Chart of Human Anatomy.

Great Pintrest Boards- inspiration, Ideas, Illustration, Draw, Fanart, Concept.

Lessons- FREE, i repeat FREE, art lesson websites!

Psychology of Color- Explanation and charts of color stuff.

Mixing skin tones- Mixing of multiple of colors and ways of skin tone.

Color palettes- make sure you get your colors right.

Contour and Highlights- C and H of the human face.

How to draw: Hoods- Quick tutorial on hood proportion and placement.

How to Draw: Boobs in a shirt- Really helpful do’s and don'ts.

How to Draw: Hair- Long and short beginner hair tutorial.

How to Draw: Cartoon Faces- Basic faces and eyes, nose, and mouth.

Face Placement- Easy to read face placement chart.

How to Draw: Cartoon Hands- Quick Gif tutorial.

Hot to Draw: Cartoon Mouths- Helpful gif for mouth stuff.

Expressions- Awesome Facial Expression chart.

How to Draw: Arms- Great gendered arm reference.

Clothing- Neat do’s and don'ts for clothes.

Hair- Basic hair styles and colors.

Eye- Nice eye drawings to go off of.

More Clothes- Literally Clothes for EVERYTHING.

Kissies- Face positioning and mouths and stuffs.

Programs- A ton of FREE art programs to draw with and such.

Pixels Galore- Beginner guide at pixel art.

Tutorial Masterpost- Huge masterpost on drawing stuff and things.

Glitch Effect- This Hella cool thing oh my gosh.

Draw your Hand in 3D

Writing (*Cracks Knuckles* My Specialty)

Falling Out of Love

Character building

Make your own family history

Plot a complex novel in a day

Punctuating Dialogue(English)

Tips for writing Smut

Naming Characters

Pixar’s Tips for writing a Story

Insecure about your Writing? Read this.

Make a Likable Protagonist

Character Motivations importance

Body Language

How to Write: Flashbacks

Is your Chapter Good?

How to Write: Action Scenes

Writing Multiple Point of Views

When not to Write(Important)

Constructive Comments

Writing a Series


Subtle signs of Love

Are you ready to get Published?

Genera Characteristics

Is that Plagiarism? Better check!

Looking for that word?

Writing exercises

Illegal Information

Amazing Masterpost for writers reference

Fill your Journal up

Writer’s Block? Try this.

750 Words a Day

Fancy Last Names

Greek Mythology Database

Writing Jobs you may not have known about


Planner- Neat print-out planner.

Prioritize and Stick to it tips- studying tips and habits.

Manage Exam Anxiety

Apps to control Procrastination

Be a master Note Taker

Find the right place to Study

Study daily, don’t cram before the test!

Planning an Essay

Dealing with School related Stress

Effective Studying Techniques

Manage your Time

Reading and Researching

Google Citations

Googling Tips

When Study Breaking(Three)

How to: Pull an all-nighter

School Supplies Masterpost


Orisinal- Absolutely adorable games to relax to.


Make- Burgers, Ice Cream, Pancakes, Pizza, and Tacos.

Piano Keyboard

Adventure Time Princess Maker(Awesome)

Lots of Pokemon

Trivia Galore

Free Indie Games(that will occupy you for hours)

Make a squid(Mine is so cute)

Dress up game masterpost

Make awesome Sand art

Flow(Kinda like spore)

Fly Guy


Draw a stickman and go on an Adventure

Make some Plants

Coma(Really cute, Kinda confusing)

Alter Ego(This game is so amazing, Please play it)

Terrifying irl games

Akinator(Actual Magic)

Chain Reaction(addictive)

Silk Art

Space Invaders

Balance some stuff

Go through a maze with your mouse

Holy mother of Pacman

Surround the cat

Portal knockoff(But it’s still good)

Sticky blobs

Free Cards Against Humanity

Cookie Clicker

Free Plants Vs. Zombies

Neat Color Game

The End(Really Cool Platformer)

Machinarium(This is so amazing)

Psychological RPGs that mess with you

RPG Games with Description(all free)

One and One story

Vocabulary Game


I saw her standing there(It has Zombies, guys)


Paint a Nebula

Pointer Pointer(check it out)

Light and shadow thingy

Paint with some Fire

Infinite Line

Play with a Blob

Shakespearean insult generater(for some laughs)

Interactive Movie

Make awesome figurines and buy them

go for a walk, or run, or fly…

Get your anger out and have fun

Try and stop watching this

Music Catch 2

Choice of a Dragon

Online Lego Builder

100 Best Free PC Games

Jelly Cannon

Kaleidoscope spinny maker Thing


Hungry Blocks



Ways to tie a scarf

Visual guide to a shitton of stuff

Vintage and Indie- 1 2 3 4 5

Punk/Grunge- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Ten dollar Mall(where has this been all my life?)

Lily’s Boutique

Tons of Cat shirts

How to: Were X thing

Cheap and cute clothes(Sammydress)

Use the code “ThankU15” for 15% off

Flower Crowns cute and cheap clothes

Cute, Cheap, and free shipping to the U.S

Lingerie under 5 dollars!

T-shirts all under 10$

Cute ass skirts under 10$

Jewelry under 5$

Like 2$ Skeleton Tights

Skull sweatshirt for 20$

Lacey Thigh-highs for 2$

Cute Anti-Duck masks for 8$

6$ self defense Key Chain

Clothes from that TV show you liked

More Cute Ass leggings for 8$

Another Dust mask for 15$

Weird face Dust Mask(again) for 3$

Cool teeth printed Dust Masks for 5$

Red and Black under bust Corset For 18$

Just My size

Pastel Goth(Adorable asf)

How to thrift shop


Lazy Girl Workout

Yoga poses at your desk

Ultimate Booty workout

27 Squat Variations

Back on fire, back workout

Easier Push-ups for people who can do zero(like me)

2 Minute Pre-Shower Routine

Increase Flexibility

Tighten your abs

Before you go to school or work yoga

Workout Ideas Masterpost

Yoga Masterpost

DIY spa


Blueberry Yogurt Mask

Cucumber and Parsley Mask

Mango aloe toner

Apple Honey Acne Facial

Indian Cleansing Milk for Oily skin

Lavender Oatmeal Mask

Avocado Facial Mask

Peppermint Lip Scrub

Sugar Lip Scrub


Hair Color Booster

Protective Hair Mask

Hydrating Hair Mask

Avocado Hair Mask

Love Potion #9-Hair rejuvenation

Strengthening Hair Mask


Wake up Scrub

Dry Skin Creme

Almond Body Scrub

Sunburn Solution

Rose water body lotion


Overnight Foot mask

Foot Soak

Cracked heel treatment

Beach Sand Scrub


Hand Peel

Gardeners’ Hand Scrub

Lemon and sugar scrub

Lavender Hand Creme


Homemade Bath Salts

Tea Balls

Tub Tea

Bath Fizzies

Neat ass Rose Water

Sage and Fennel Bath Melt

Bubble Bath Paint(Woah)

How To: Make your Own Bath Bomb


How to: Hot Towel

Meditation- You can also go to your smarthphone’s app store and buy some guided mediation apps. Of course, you can always Google Meditation for Help.


Complete Text of Shakespeare’s plays

Read Any Book

Color based on the time

Some some books for .1 cents

Live Animal feeds!

The hobby masterpost

Watch a movie with an internet Friend

Pun Generator

How to: make a glitter jar

Masterpost of interesting Links

Masterpost of spooky stories

Look at 100,00 stars

Who do you write like?

Orca follows your mousse

Live porn search feed- seriously just click it

That spinny thing from when you were a kid

Check your Post Limit

Open Sea Cam

How to: Origami

Sleep calculator

Cute OTP things

How to: Blanket Nest

So many Documentaries

Adventure Time Masterpost

Wind currents of the earth RIGHT NOW(Really Neat)

Click to make rectangles

Listen to Wikipedia getting Edited

Acrobots(so much fun)

Cheap fidget toys- good for anxiety

Cheap ass books

Cool Fact Generater

Find Reaction Gifs(three)

One second on the Internet

Make a note that will self destruct after read

Make your Dream Home

Puppy licks you screen

NoSleep Reddit Forum

Urban Legends

Cheap posters

Dots move to your mouse

Buy your own groceries, you chair


Make your Pens as Beautiful as you are

How To: Not even give a Fuck

Funny Bloopers- 1 2 3

Crafts Gone Horribly Wrong

99 Life Hacks

How much of X food/drink would it take to end you?

How to: Pick the Perfect Video Game

How things have changed since you were Born

Have an out of Body Experience Tips

A Washcloth Getting Wrung out in Space

You can Actually Beat Snake 


Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili-Cheese Ramen

Egg drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Ramen n’ Cheese

Stuff in a mug:

Cheesy Eggs

Cheese and broccoli eggs

Mac n’ Cheese


Nutella Cake



Chocolate Chip Cookie



Corn on the Cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Soft Chicken Tacos

Microwavable Pancakes

no-bake energy bars

vegan french toast

banana pops breakfast wrap

vegan pancakes

spinach and eggs  

baked eggs with red sauce and greens

honey butter chicken biscuits chocolate waffles  

pizza omlette

cinnamon sugar french toast sticks  

cheesy bagels whole wheat greek yogurt pancakes  

pizza bites

parsely pesto pasta stuffed aubergine boats

sausage and mushroom risotto  

tortilla soup deep dish chocolate chip cookie  

crab cakes blue cheese drop biscuits

coconut chicken soup  

cowboy steaks

asparagus white bean pesto pasta  

spice up your hot chocolate  

butterbeer recipe 100 cal snacks  

sweet potato fries

peanut butter milkshake  

strawberry banana ice cream  

cinnamon carrot chips with honey yogurt dip  

parmesan roasted broccoli  

greek salad skewers dressed up popcorn buffalo chicken dip  

baked apple chips fried sweet plantains

coconut milk whipped cream  

zuccini + cheese  

fruit dip  

ice cream sandwich  

magic cocoa recipe

triple chocolate mousse cake

cake batter ice cream  

mini chocolate chip muffins  

easy baked doughnuts  

chocolate pie  

almond joy smoothie milkshake  

raw strawberry cheesecake white chocolate mousse cupcake  

toasted coconut chocolate chip cookies

cinnamon rolls (gluten free)  

mini pumpkin cheesecakes more cupcakes  

red velvet chocolate swirled brownie bars chocolate and pomegranate cake



Face Brushes

Eye Brush cheat sheet

Brush 101

Sponges and uses for ‘em


Routine Flow Chart

Even Skin tone

Contour your Face Shape

Right Blush for your Skin tone

Applying Liquid Foundation

How to use Concealer


Tips for the Smokey Eyes

How To: Winged Eyeliner

Bridal Eye Makeup

Fall Makeup Ideas

Perfect Smokey for your Eye Shape

Mascara Hacks

How to: Mascara

Using Mascara as Eyeliner

How To: Apply False Lashes


Grooming and Shaping Tutorial

Tips and Tricks 101

Eyebrow Tutorial(more)

7 Tips


Nude Lipstick Guide

MAC Lipstick Dupes

The Red Lip Rule Book

17 Perfect Lips Tips

Perfect Pin for your Skin Tone

Perfect Orange for your Skin Tone

Ten Commandments of Lipstick

Do’s and Don’ts of Dark Lipstick

Some YouTube Tutorials:


Tanya Burr


Lauren Curtis




Michelle Phan



Your Probably Washing it Wrong?

Longer, Thicker, And Sexier Hair

The Perfect Ponytail

Lazy Girl Hairstyles

5 Updo Hairstyles

29 Inspiring Hairstyles

Perfect Messy Bun

Ways to Braid

Three Braid Updo

no heat curls

straight hair with no heat

5 hairstyles for medium hair

5 ways to wear a beanie

Crafts (May have overdone this a bit)

Homemade Crayon Lipblam

Tissue Paper Flowers

Cloud Nightlights

Calm Bottle

Jellyfish in a jar

Craft on a Low Budget

Crochet for Beginners

Knitting for Beginners

Free Knitting Patterns

10 Other Uses for Nail Polish

DIY rainbow welcome Mat


Make your own Rock Candy

Unicorn Fart Vials

Tabletop Ice Hockey

Origami Paper Nesting Cats

Pixie Dust Pendent

Sparkly ass silly putty

Birthday Candle Crown

Glow in the Dark Water Balloons

Felt wire Crown

Oceanic Crafts

Sail Ice Cubes

Pipe cleaner Princesses

Origami Blinking Eye

Diamond Pipe Cleaner Tutorial

Melted Snowman Ornament

DIY Mustaches- One and Two

DIY Desktop Sandbox

DIY Glitter Tattoos

Hairstyle Doll with growing/shortening Hair

Googly Eye Flip Flops

Lunch bag Drawings

Pom Pom Necklace

Wooden Gem Illusion

Bread Tag Monsters

Cardboard Loom(I’ve done this and can definitely say to try it)

Blessing Bag

Tin Can Lanterns

Leak-Proof Water Blob

20 Uses for Cupcake Liners

Hanging String Balls

Make Stuff Out of Cereal Boxes

Turn an Old Hardcover Book into a Notebook 


What Kind of Nerd are You?

Are you more like Sam or Dean Winchester

Adventure time Character based on Diet

What LEGO Movie Character are you?

What Makes you Hot?

Can we Guess your Favorite Color?

What Teen Titan are you?

What Big Hero 6 Character are you?

Which Invader Zim Character are you?

Which Scooby-Doo Character are you?

Which Titanic Character are you?

Which Full House Character are you?

Which Walking Dead Character are you?

Which Grey’s Anatomy Character are you?

What do People Always Underestimate About you? 

I’ll Update as often as I can with new stuff so stay tuned! 


Yes, everybody I know there are no links! Tumblr updated one day and they just disappeared! Sadly, this was a great master post but that’s the end of that!

Heart shaped pancakes (Dad!Tom)

Summary: One where the reader is wondering how to tell her husband Tom that she’s pregnant.

Warnings: I guess it’s just fluff.

Word count: 1490.

Notes: I kinda wanted to write this since I saw the picture because OH MY GOD I love children and Tom is super sweet with them - which melts my heart. I may love dad!Tom stuff and there is not enough of it!

Can you imagine laughing at one of the kids’ jokes while the tech fixes some lights during Tom’s little photo shoot? You watch as your husband runs around with a child sitting on his shoulder and some others chasing after him, pretending to shoot their webs at him.

Keep reading

hisreindeerjumper  asked:

face masks for hartwin?

thank you! I hope you like this :)

“I really don’t see how this is going to improve anything. These wrinkles have been in the making for decades, and this… this mask is not going to erase them.”

“What do you mean this Instant Magic Charcoal Anti-Pollution Deep Purifying Facial Mask isn’t going to improve anything? It clearly states right here that it will leave your skin silky-soft and spanking clean.”

“It does not say that.”

“Okay, so maybe it doesn’t.” Eggsy admits, letting the tube slide into the sink after squeezing a bit of the product onto his fingers, and turns to Harry, who is currently perched on the edge of the bathtub. “But that’s what it’s going to do, anyway. Now close your eyes.”

“Why would I need to close my eyes”, Harry asks, closing his eyes obediently. “It is my understanding that you will not come anywhere close to my eyes with that.”

“If you keep on talking, my hand might slip.” Eggsy grins, dotting the paste on Harry’s cheeks, his forehead, chin and the tip of his nose.

 He’s standing between Harry’s knees, feels his breath hit his collarbone in even intervals. Unlike Harry, Eggsy decided to skip the shirt, fully aware of how messy face masks - or rather their removal - can get. (He’s had girls nights with Roxy and Merlin before and he still remembered Merlin’s retaliation for Eggsy’s constant quips about where his forehead ends and where his scalp begins, which was a training session his muscles remembered days later.)

 Harry is wearing his red bathrobe and Eggsy had wanted to clip away his hair with one of Daisy’s hair pins with a pink flower on it and take pictures of it, but he imagined Harry’s retaliation would be far worse than an exhausting training session. Instead, he just uses the Kingsman glasses to push his hair back. Merlin will probably have his head if he ever finds out.

 With a finger under his chin, Eggsy tenderly prompts Harry to tilt his head back slightly and continues to spread the mask evenly on Harry’s skin, making sure not to get too close to his eyes or mouth.

 “I wouldn’t want this to erase your wrinkles anyway.” He mumbles absentmindedly, fingers sliding over Harry’s temples.

 “Oh?” Harry inquires, opening one eye to look up at Eggsy, who scolds him to keep his eyes closed right away. Harry chuckles, but does as told.

 “Yeah, they’re hot.” Eggsy grins cheekily and huffs. “I can literally see you rolling your eyes, Harry.” Harry rolls them even harder, and Eggsy laughs. “Anyway, you’re done. Now we both look ridiculous.”

 “You were the one who wanted to do this, Eggsy.” Harry clarifies, standing up and looking into the mirror at their reflections, Eggsy’s eyes striking in contrast to the black paste on his face.

 “Silky-soft and spanking clean, Harry.” Eggsy emphasizes, washing his hands and winking at Harry in the mirror. He dries off, turns on his heels and claps his hands. “Now, where’s the cucumber?”


 They could count themselves lucky that Eggsy had disabled the Kingsman security system in the house when they first moved together.

 Otherwise, Merlin would have the perfect revenge pictures of the two of them asleep on the couch, Harry’s glasses perched on the tip of his nose, above his cucumber-covered eyes, one of Eggsy’s cucumber slices sliding down his face gradually while the other was already sticking to his chest as he leaned his head on Harry’s shoulder. 

Or even better, he would have the perfect revenge video of the two of them ripping off the masks hours later, which was when Eggsy had to admit that the feeling the Instant Magic Charcoal Anti-Pollution Deep Purifying Facial Mask left was neither silky-soft, nor spanking clean - rather sahara-dry and burning-like-hell.

So, this one was a flop. They already had plans to test the Deep Hydrating Moisturising and Rejuvenating Kelp Leaf Powdered Mask next week. 


anonymous asked:

Lance spa day headcanons!!!!(I saw the post and now I wanna see how my favorite blue boy spends his free time!)

okay so since here are 3 spa day requests that again, came out of nowhere like really tbh where did you guys get this idea? i should delete  lmao kljsdkljdf they will all be a bit short so that ppl don’t get the same things 

  • okay so i mean you can’t look that great without a skin care routine amiright
  • @ dreamworks please release his djfkhfkjhgfjk
  • anyway so this boy has the creams, the face masks, the rejuvenating stuff, his own remedy
  • he has everything okay, he needs it he must have it
  • he finds it really calming so he always just reads a book or something while he waits
  • or he chats with you about everything
  • you don’t know some of his stuff, like his remedy or some creams 
  • ‘what’s this cream’ ‘nO DO NOT TOUCH THAT ONE’ ‘why’ ‘it’s only once a week duh’
  • he is very punctual it’s like he’s been doing the routine for years
  • he knows when the time is up before the timer even goes off
  • he knows what to put where, how long that will take, when to use that, when not to use this
  • “you should do the routine with me one day, y/n” 
  • that’s like the highest honor right there jlkdfsjfgh
Jakob/Izana C-S

[Oh my gosh do I love Izana. He is the best. To be able to write for someone that talks like him, I loved it. I hope it didn’t get too crazy, though. Jakob was certainly not here for it. I tried to find something that would bring them together and I think I did. This is the last of my binge batch of supports for at least the next few days, so I hope you like!]

C support:

Izana: Hey hey, Jakob!

Jakob: Hm?

Oh. You’re that leader of Izumo.

Izana, is it?

Izana: The one and only!

Jakob: To what do I owe the occasion?

Izana: I’m here to help you relax, silly billy!

Jakob: Excuse me?!

Izana: I’ve seen you run around camp just working your butt off constantly.

Especially for [Avatar]. It’s like you never stop!

Jakob: Well that much is to be expected. There is no measure too extreme for my liege.

I simply cannot rest until he/she is satisfied.

It’s no place of yours to tell me otherwise.

Izana: Sure it is! Any friend of [Avatar] is a friend of mine.

And I don’t just let my friends stress out too much!

Jakob: You seem to be sorely mistaken.

We are not friends. Not in the slightest.

Izana: Well we can be. I can help take care of you.

I didn’t get to be the fabulous Archduke by getting stressed out.

I got to be there by being cool and taking good care of myself and my people. And by winning Best Hair for five straight years!

Look at your hair, poor dear. You’re already gray and you’re not even that old.

Jakob: How are you to know if this isn’t my natural hair color?

Aside from that, your hair is white.

Izana: I prefer platinum blond~ Comes with the job, telling sage fortunes, the whole shebang.

Anyway, you go get ready, because we’re going to have a spa day!

Jakob: I don’t have to listen to you!

I have no obligation to listen to anyone besides Lord/Lady [Avatar].

Izana: Tell you what, hot shot.

You go ask [Avatar] what they think of you relaxing and taking a spa day.

If they say you should, then you have no choice!

Jakob: I’ll accept your challenge.

Izana: Splendid! See you tomorrow for that spa day!

B support:

Jakob: The things I do for loyalty.

Izana: Jakob, my man! How goes it?

Ready for that spa day that your ‘liege’ finally told you to take?

Jakob: Unfortunately.

Izana: I knew this would come! I foresaw it, after all.

Jakob: You didn’t foresee anything.

You used common sense to deduce that Lord/Lady [Avatar] would tell me to relax.

Izana: I’ll have none of your sass, mister.

You’re here even though you said you didn’t have to listen to me, so who’s the one with egg on their face?

Jakob: Point heard and reluctantly taken.

So what is entailed in this spa day of yours?

Izana: Oh boy, I thought you’d never ask!

We gotta go to the bathhouse and get hot towels.

For your hair, for your face, anything that could use some softening.

And I’ve seen that angry face of yours and you’re gonna need that towel.

Jakob: If you keep talking to me like that, you’ll see much more of it.

Izana: After the towel comes the face mask to rejuvenate the skin.

That’s how I look so youthful. That and my perfect smile~

And then yadda yadda yadda, we get to the bath and let the springs relax us.

Sound good to you?

Jakob: It sounds like I’d rather do something else.

Izana: Well you can’t, so let’s get to it!

Those towels won’t heat themselves!

Jakob: Let’s get this debacle over with.

A support:

Jakob: Izana.

Izana: Hey, what up homie?

Jakob: I’ll never understand why you talk like that.

Anyway, I came here to thank you.

Mainly on behalf of my liege.

Izana: Hm? Whatever for?

Jakob: Don’t be coy.

The spa day you put me through was actually pretty worthwhile.

I feel relaxed, and Lord/Lady [Avatar] has noticed.

He/she also made it perfectly clear that my hair has a lustrous appearance to it.

Izana: Fabulous! I knew this was a great idea.

And your work has improved some, hasn’t it?

Jakob: Loathe as I am to say it, yes it has.

Izana: Don’t want to toot my own horn, but I’m really good at knowing when someone could use a breather.

And you, sir, were in desperate need!

When you need another spa day, you know the man for the job!

Oh, and you’re welcome.

So what do you say?

Jakob: To what?

Izana: Are we friends now?

Jakob: Why would you want to be friends with me?

Izana: Why wouldn’t I be? You’re funny, you’re honest, and every comedy duo needs a straight man.

Jakob: I’m not going to be part of your comedy.

Although I suppose…

Izana: Hmmmm?

Jakob: If you want to be friends, I suppose you’ve earned it after helping me.

Izana: Yippee!

We’re going to have so much fun together!

Jakob: Gods, what have I done?

S support:

Izana: Come on, Jakey, let me paint your nails.

Jakob: Do not call me by that deplorable nickname.

And you may not paint my nails.

Izana: But you wear gauntlets, no one’s going to see!

Jakob: That makes it even more pointless.

I’ll know and that’s far worse than anyone else seeing it.

Izana: But then you’ll be handsome AND pretty. Don’t you want that? We’ll be twinsies!

Jakob: Being pretty only suits you, not me.

Izana: Aww, shucks, aren’t you sweet?

Jakob: Don’t kid yourself.

Izana: Eh, we’ll work on it.

So why did you come to do spa day today, Jakob?

I never saw [Avatar] tell you to do it.

*gasp* Are you here because you want to be?

Jakob: The answer isn’t no.

Izana: Yay, I’ve gotten through to you!

So how would you like to spend this spa day, my man?

Hot spring? Sauna? Massage—

Jakob: You are not giving me a massage.

Izana: Boo.

So what do you want to do?

Jakob: I had other, more pressing matters in mind.

I have something for you.

Izana: Oooh goodie, a present!

What is it, what is it? Is it a friendship token? Like a ring or a bracelet?

Jakob: You’re on the right track.

Izana: Gimme gimme!

Jakob: Here it is.

Izana: Ooh, pretty! What is it?

Jakob: An engagement ring.

Izana: A what?


Oh my gosh, Jakob, you didn’t.

You’re proposing to me?

Jakob: Isn’t that what it looks like?

Even though I didn’t want to come along for the spa day you so begged for, I did eventually enjoy it.

And then you decided that was reason enough to stick to me, despite how sour I’ve been to you.

Continuously, I might add.

Something about you…enchanted me. It makes me happy, which upsets me.

Izana: You are one complex man.

Jakob: You said you appreciate my honesty, and it didn’t deter you in the slightest.

Even now, it’s hard to keep my composure, but I have to know.

Izana, will you marry me?

Izana: You bet your cute little face I will!

Jakob: That’s a relief.

I suppose I can truly relax now.

Izana: I’m so glad I decided not to look at my fortune for my love life. Looks like it worked out anyway~

Jakob: Did you say something?

Izana: I said I can’t wait to announce it to everyone that I’m engaged to the sweetest guy around.

Jakob: I’d appreciate it if you didn’t lead people to think I’m nice.

Izana: Nonsense! How else will people know?

Jakob: So I guess the phrase ‘blinded by love’ does hold true.

I suppose I am, too.

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Pumpkin pie is a refreshing and rejuvenating mask for your tongue. Just fucking make it already. This is bullshit. You know the meaning of life? It’s not those tiny little pumpkins, the ones that are mad small. No one ever made a pie out of that shit.
It’s hot pumpkin pie for dinner, cold pumpkin pie for breakfast, and a whole pumpkin pie when I’m super fucking hungry.