day of December in the Wayne manor was a quite stressful day, well stressful
have you seen my tie?”
your neck, Master Tim.”
where are my Christmas socks?”
Damian got rid of them, Master Dick.”
Jason, please go change, you can’t dress like that this night.”
who I am now!”
are a dirty hobo, wow, not surprised tho.”
Bruce, stop combing your hair, Miss (y/n) will find you attractive nonetheless.”
IT’S ANYONE THERE!”
you’re chocking me.” You smiled at him, when suddenly you were tackled by two
more grow men. You and Bruce where a couple for the longest time and everyone
considered the two of you married but you never actually married each other,
mainly by the love-is-a-liability-bat-thing. But, nonetheless, The robins
always had considered you their mother, well
Damian was a harder case but in the end he considered you his mom too.
Tim, I’ve missed you too.” You kissed both of their heads while they nuzzled
Tim, get off of your mom.” Bruce said in his Batman voice. Your sons got off of
you immediately and helped you up. Bruce smiled at you and kissed you softly
but soon turned passionately meanwhile your sons gaged behind you two.
Masters, stop being hypocrites, I’ve seen you do worse with your girlfriends.”
That’s something you don’t say!”
old to care, Master Dick”
at the faces of your children, when you remembered the bag you brought with
you. You detangled yourself from your husband’s octopus-like hug and walked to
the abandoned bag by the door. Your family’s curious stares followed you as you
got out of the bag six presents, you gave one to your sons, one to Bruce and
one to Alfred. They opened them, Jason’s and Damian’s face scrunched in disgust
meanwhile Dick and Tim raised an eyebrow.
Batman themed ugly Christmas sweaters.
wanted to put them on, but Alfred threatened them to put them on or no dessert.
In the end they ended like this:
a hideous red hood themed sweater, where red hood had Reindeer antlers and a
red nose that glows.
Tim, with a
black and red red robin themed sweater with little red robin dressed as angels
with music every time you pushed a button. Say that Damian cried of laughter
was an understatement, but his laughter was cut short.
consisted in a red and green mess with robins that glowed, bats with Christmas
hats and a bright glowing golden letters
that said “MOMMY’S BABY BAT”
everyone was laughing in the ground, tears falling from their eyes, they couldn’t
even look at his face without cracking.
a blue and black sweater with little bats and robins, a blue “V” with finger
stripes that glowed. Well, he loved it a little.
a black sweater with a big bat with a Santa hat, Christmas lights in the
sleeves and a pompom in the hat, written in the sweater was MOMMY’S BAD BATBOY.
everyone was laughing.
YOU AND THE DEVIL SPAW MATCH! HAHAHAHA” Jason
was laughing louder than anyone else.
consisted on a green sweater with little bats inside red presents and four
differents robins that represented each batboy and in red glittering letters
was written “ REAL MASTERMIND” If
you looked closely you could see a few tears in his eyes, he thanked you for
the present and he put it on. Heck, he put it on during all Christmas.
your sweater, a golden with two robins
with a trumpet and a bat inside a present, in Bright glittering black letters
was written “ MOMMY”
After a few jokes were made Alfred made the
family take a family photo before the guest arrived. He took a few photos
before Dick and Jason dragged him to take a photo with you, he was a member of
the family too. Some silly pictures before the justice league members arrived
and the party began.
laughing at Bruce’s sweater until he batglared him, he proceded to run to Canada. You
were talking with Wonder Woman and Black Canary about the last issue the
happened in the jla. Your children were
talking with their girlfriends, or more like their girlfriend were laughing at
their sweaters, Dick was even posing like a model while Jason laughed, Tim
tried to hide his blushing face in the neck of his sweater and Damian was
Bruce came to you and lead you to the
balcony, where you could see Gotham’s lights in the starry sky, he hugged you and
kissed you surprisingly softly for what seemed like an eternity when the two of
you stopped for breathing he rested his forehead against yours .
you,(y/n).Would you marry me?” He said as he took a velvet box out of his
pocket, a beautiful ring with a big diamond rested inside. “This was from my
mother and before her was from my grandmother. Now I would like to be yours.”
clouded with tears of happiness, then you smashed your lips against Bruce’s in
a passion filled kiss, he buried his hands in your hair, the kiss was deep and
loving but the magic was cut out when your obtrusive children started clapping,
cheering and whistling.
laughed, Bruce kissed you forehead lovingly.