Comunism is the answer.

I actually don’t give a fuck about government regimens. Just turn the world into a simulation of Neverland in which anyone that desires can turn into a Lost Boy, thus getting rid of any kind of parental control. Said action being perfectly legal, obviously.

Or a world like in George Orwell’s book 1984, but obviously making me Big Brother, or in this particular case, Big Sister. Ironic, huh? I’m so funny.

Happy Memorial Day, but not because it’s actually a happy day, but because I had booze.