regular mix

Faerie Meals

Dishes used with ingredients that attract faeries, which can be used as offerings or simply enjoyed for yourself and others.

Cakes

  • Earl Grey & Lavender Loaf Cake - (main ingredients) brown sugar, Earl Grey, dried lavender herbs or extract, cinnamon, and fruit if desired. 
  • Rose Cake - (main ingredients) golden sugar, vanilla, rosewater, frosting, and crystallised rose petals to garnish.
  • Elderflower Cake - (main ingredients) golden sugar, ground almonds, elderflower cordial icing. 
  • Poppy Seed Bundt Cake - (main ingredients) vanilla, sugar, almond extract, poppy seeds.
  • Lemon & Thyme Cake - (main ingredients) golden sugar, ground almonds, lemon zest, and thyme leaves.

Breakfast

  • Sunflower Bread - bake a bread mix with sunflower seeds. 
  • Faerie Butter - (main ingredients) cooked egg yolks, rose water or orange blossom water, icing sugar, softened unsalted butter.
  • Pansy Petal Pancakes - whisk a regular pancake mix and add pansy petals. 
  • Candied Violet Biscuits - bake sugar cookies and garnish them with crystallised violets and icing. 

Wine

  • Dandelion Wine - (ingredients) dandelion petals, water, lemon juice and zest, white grape juice concentrate, sugar, white wine yeast, and yeast nutrient. 
  • Elderberry Wine - (ingredients) elderberries, campden tablets, sugar, wine yeast, yeast nutrient, and water.

Note: always check for full recipes and cautions.

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Hey everyone I have two services I run now the Witchery Cafe && My New Plant Shop. I will put both options in this post. They will be separated by a dotted line. Which ever one interests you just message me and let me know. Or if both interest you. PLEASE Read the rules for both services thank you !

Picture is mine for attention.
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My New Plant Shop 🌱

Hey everyone my plant shop is now in its pre-opening stage if you would like to order any color hybrid, Jacobs ladders, or any type of mushroom just let me know and I will get them for you💕🌱🍃✨

🌱🍃 You can order up to a pocket full of flowers or mushrooms at once ! :) Yes I have every type of hybrid and mushroom !

Types of mushrooms 

Flat Mushroom
Skinny Mushroom
Round Mushroom
Elegant Mushroom
Rare Mushroom
Mushroom
Famous Mushroom


RULES

Please do not run or steal anything if you are in my town <3
Please have your pockets completely empty
Please do not venture off on your own

FC: 4012-6994-4313
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The Witchery Cafe ✨

PLEASE READ RULES
This is free 💚😄

✨ Welcome to The Witchery Cafe ✨

Where you can order all of your food/sweets needs. -still partly under construction but allowing visitors for pre opening- adding more soon.

FC- 4012-6994-4313
Ocarina✨

This is how it works
I’ll post a menu of what you can order if anything interests you just comment/message what you want and your friend code (unless I already have you added) I will get it ready for you. May take me a few minutes to get it ready but you must pick up the item or items on the same day you comment/message.

🌟⭐️🌟You may order two or three items at a time.🌟🌟🌟

If you would like to come inside and eat basically just explore or chill or check out the witchery you may. Or if you wanna just pick up your food and leave you may as well.

❤️Please do not run or steal anything !

New Items added to the menu please take a look <3
New And Updated Menu <3

Menu

Ramen
- Tonkotsu Ramen
- Tantan-men Ramen

Pasta’s
- Carbonara
- Peperonico
- Cod Roe
- Pesto genovese
- Squid Ink
- Regular pasta ( spaghetti ) 🍝

Whole pizza’s
- Margherita
- Seafood
- Olive
- Mixed
- Regular pepperoni

Cupcakes
- Chocolate
- Colorful pop
- Colorful cream
- Flower
- Animal (it has a panda face)
-Regular Vanilla Cupcake With Strawberry and white frosting

Fruit drinks
Different kinds you can get
- green-apple soda
- iced coffee
- iced tea
- milk

Ice creams
- matcha soft serve
- swirl soft serve
- strawberry ice cream
- vanilla ice cream
- vanilla soft serve
- Choco soft serve
- lemon double scoop

Extra Goodies You Can Get
- Good luck Rolls
- ChoColate heart boxes
- Sparkling cider
- kerokerokeroppi cake
- pumpkin pie
- Lon lon milk
- lollipop

Tarts
Types of Tarts:
- Apple Tart
- Choco Tart
- Lemon Tart
- Berry Tart
- Matcha Tart

Shaved Ice
Types of shaved ice:
- Stawberry
- Blue Raspberry
- Lemon
- Sweet-bean green tea

Cups Of Tea
- Types Of Tea’s:
- Mint Tea
- Jasmine Tea
- Mallow-blue tea
- Lavender Tea

More new items
Popcorn 🍿
Types you can get
- Berry Popcorn
- Chocolate popcorn
- caramel popcorn
Or regular with butter :)

Kiddie Meal(s)
- kiddie meal lunch combo a (salad, eggs, flan)

- Kiddie meal lunch combo b (veggie rice, jello, smiley face french fry with ketchup ) I think thats what it is lol I don’t really know if its a french fry or not but it looks like one. or you could say its a yellow blob with a smiley face thats written in ketchup on it lmao.

- Kiddie meal lunch combo c (pink jello, potatoes and gravy, lettuce (There’s also different lunch combos for kiddie meal)^

More items on the menu :)

Set lunch
two different set lunches you can get
- Fried fish meal
- Fried egg meal

Imperial pot
different imperial pots you can get
- Fried egg and crab
- Fried Rice
- Sweet and Sour
- Chop Suey

Curry Plate
Different types you can get
- Dal Curry
- Vegetable korma
- Saag Murgh

Hot plate
different hot plates you can get
- Pancake
- Omelet
- Pizza

Milk Carton
- Coffee milk
- Orange Juice
- Vegetable Juice
- Tomato Juice

Now In stock INGREDIENTS

You can order
- Milk
- Butter
- Flour
- Sugar
- Vinegar

More extra stuff
- cheese
- ramen cup(ramen and ramen cup are different)
- burger meal
- donburi
- donut box
- fish and chips
- hearty breakfast
- light breakfast
- lunch pack
- pancakes
- potato gratin
- rice balls
- sausage
- lobster
- tacos
- udon soup
- watermelon
- veggie basket
- rice cake

More new items on the menu for ordering 🙂

Mug
Different types of drinks you can get inside the mug
- hot chocolate
- latte art
- soup

Bread box
Types of bread you can get
- raisin bread
- cheese bread
- cocoa marble bread

New items on the menu for ordering <3 Just ask me if you wanna order <3

~Berliner
~Blowfish sashimi
~Bread making set
~Bureom
~Cinnamoroll tray
~Coconut Juice
~Cutting board set
~Egg Basket

~Frying Pan
Different ones you can get
- Burnt Food
- Empty
~Fueki-pot
~Kimbap-plate

~Pickle-jar
Different types you can get
- Pepper
- Zucchini
- Carrot
- Asparagus

~Pompompurin-pudding
~Paella
~Kimbap-plate
~New-years-noodles
~Roasted-dino-meat

~Stewpot
Different types you can get
- Curry
- Consomme
- Borscht

~Turkey
~Twelve-grape-plate

~Warming-buffet
Types you can get
- Caprese
- Fruit
- Croquette
- Loaf

My Sweet Boy

October 24 2014

My baby boy Matty is growing up! I went to kiss his little pink cheeks today and they seemed less chubby. His adorable dimples don’t go as deep as they used to.

October 26 2014

I cried all day today. Matty refused to take my milk for the first time. I feel like he’s already growing apart from me.

October 31 2014

Happy Halloween! Matty started eating a little grownup food the other day and he loved it! I’m still a little sad our Mommy-Son bond is going away but he still seems to want my milk sometimes. I bet he can tell how happy I am to give it to him. There’s nothing like that feeling of closeness, don’t you think?

November 2 2014

I am so mad at Matty I could scream. Five times he pushed me away when I tried to feed him! FIVE! I guess I’m a useless old cow whose milk isn’t good anymore.

November 3 2014

I let Matty try some crushed up candies the other day. He LOVED them! He took handful after handful of the powdery stuff and kept whining for more. At least he was happy when I gave it to him. He smiled every time. Still, those dimples just didn’t look as cute as they used to.

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endragoneel  asked:

Headcannons for supernatural au, if you want <3 (vampire lance, werewolf Keith, werewolf shiro, pidge is a tree spirit probably... Idk what hunk would be haha)

okok ok so im watching an art stream and eating so im sorry if this is all over that place xD

Vampire Lance

  • oh god where to begin
  • so lance is still a flirt, but a successful flirt
  • he has centuries to perfect his craft of flirting
  • he only takes as much blood as he needs from people, cuz hes nice like that
  • i mean whats the point of killing your food? limited resources
  • lance is also like ancient, he comes all the way from medieval times
  • so like surviving the witch trials was an experience to say teh least
  • but knowing lance, hes all about having fun so he never really acts like the centuries old being that he is

Werewolf Keith

  • ok so this might be a bit angsty
  • but like
  • keith was forcibly turned into a werewolf
  • and then he was abandoned the person who turned him, so he was left to basically left alone to deal with these changes and try not to kill people
  • keith really has no idea whats going on
  • he really just wants to sleep ok?

Werewolf Shiro

  • shiro is the one who finds keith during one of the full moons
  • was able to get him to come out of the blood lust and not attack any people
  • from then on shiro and keith were a pack, shiro the leader. 
  • they basically keep each other out of trouble
  • shiro never lost his arm btw, but he has this super cool tattoo that a full arm thing
    • its basically inuit wolf markings, telling a story about a specific wolf that warned hunters if there was danger every full moon
    • ps, thats shiro
  • shiro likes the cold, so he hung out in the arctic a lot but he traveled to the warmer places as he got older
    • those old bones hate the cold and he hates being old
    • he doesnt look old, but hes been around for awhile

Fae Pidge

  • idk why but i was feeling this more than a tree spirit, sorry!!
  • but pidge is basically a faery and she basically has the same powers as the Olkari
  • fae can be kinda finnicky about who they hang out with, but for some reason, pidge enjoys a vampires and a half giants company
  • she really enjoys trying to learn about other supernatural species and their tendencies
  • it also helps that Lance hunk and pidge basically always look out for each other while theyre mixing with regular humans, or in places where they shouldnt be
  • essentially the garrison trio

Half-Giant Hunk

  • hunk is my baby and i love him ok
  • hunk is essentially the big friendly giant
  • he and lance are pretty much bffs from day one
  • (hunk totally saved lance from hitting on the wrong person and getting seriously hurt)
  • for as big as hunk is, hes super gentle, he really loves kittens ok? 
    • he really likes the calicos
  • pidge likes to ride around on his shoulders, just to feel tall (the guys its 7′10′’ and huge, pidge literally takes up one shoulder)

OK some plot to this because im getting carried away and i have no life at 12.30 am apparently xD

  • eventually these fice all run into each other
  • lance hits on keith, knowing full well hes a werwolf
  • lance likes to mess with people sometimes and keith just happens to blush really easily and get flustered
  • keith and lance bicker, while pidge and hunk talk with shiro
  • find out that the two of them are on the run from whoever turned keith
  • apparently the wolf that had turned him had been waiting for him to go through his first blood lust to prove that he was worthy of joining his pack
    • idk something really twisted like that
  • he hadnt planned on shiro being there and helping keith get through it
  • lance hunk and pidge agree to give them a place to stay while everything blows over
  • toss in som klance pining and we suddenly have a forest
  • which sucks because werewolves and vampires were never meant to be compatible, but somehow they make it work
    • prolly comes from keith being human for most of his life before being turned
    • kinda more human than wolf at this point, works in lances favor most of the time
  • and yada yada yada, they eventually get found, theres a big fight, keith gets hurt, lance freaks out aaaaannnnd imma leave it there and leave the rest of it for you to decide~ ;3c

thanks for the hc ask hun!!

You know what I like a lot? The thought that Dean can just tug Cas anywhere at any time and Cas, who can lift tons without effort, who can demolish things with the light of his grace, who has battled and gone to war, has defended and broken, who is a skyscraper worth of power packed into a human suit, will just let Dean do it. Pretty sure it spawns from 05.03 where Dean just tugs his coat open, places his ID in there, then steps into his space and scoots his tie into order.

Then we got 08.10 when they’re in the last moments of whipping demon ass and Cas has gotten Samandriel out of the torture gear and Dean doesn’t have to look up, really, he knows that when he barks at Cas to go, Cas will be gone like yesterday.

I know I’ve already said this (in fic, at least) but I want to see Dean tugging Cas around by his coatsleeves and plucking at his jacket and Cas just comes, in a way he wouldn’t for anyone else. Almost as smoothly, as effortlessly as if the real challenge were keeping himself from following in the first place. Like his body wants to go where Dean does.

Dean and Cas in line for fast food, Cas studiously inspecting the light boards above the register and, as the line moves forward, Dean just takes Cas’s sleeve between two fingers and draws him (this angel, packed full of light and horror, all-powerful, an embodiment of creation, capable of absolute annihilation) through the corral with the lightest touch. Castiel’s eyes stay on the light board until Dean asks what he wants and he drops his eyes to connect, says with complete determination, “I want to try a Choco Taco.”

Dean pulls up his hand and places a quarter in Cas’s palm, has him drop it in the free entree tank (idk if Taco Bell even has those anymore, but whatev). Cas carefully analyzes the tank for the proper angle, factors in the movement of the water, the weight of the coin, the type of metal it contains judging by production year, and the probability that the coin might slide off of others on his chosen platform. He drops it perfectly and they get a free burrito.

There’s this pat on his back, and a pleased tilt to Dean’s mouth which means he enjoyed that very much. Cas lets his own pleased smile slide into place.

Dean decides to have him hold on to the change, bundles it in the receipt paper and says he can drop more coins in if he comes up to order more.

He picks through the coins and places them in his pocket as he follows Dean to the drinks machine. Every time Dean moves, his elbow pushes into Cas’s stomach because he sticks so close, but Dean doesn’t have him back off, hasn’t asked him to in a long time. That’s just who Cas is, Mr. Inside The Bubble.

He shows him the best way to mix the regular Dew and the Baja Blast and has him take a sip to prove how awesome it is. Cas’s face screws up thoughtfully, but he doesn’t comment otherwise. Dean takes that for it being just as awesome as he’d proclaimed.

Cas stays close at the condiment counter, too, so Dean looks over his shoulder to make sure nobody’s looking before he grabs handfuls of sauce packets and stuffs ‘em in Cas’s trench coat pockets.

“Hold these for me. I’m gonna use 'em on my eggs tomorrow morning, it’ll drive Sam nuts. He thinks they’re gross.”

He gets a booth and touches the back of Cas’s arm, barely a push, so Cas will know to sit across from him. It’s the same when he’s ready to go, he stands over the side of the table, sucking his drink through a straw and he reaches down to grab at Cas’s jacket, give it one tug so he follows.

Dean likes to direct with touch, and the more Cas lets him, the handsier he gets. A palm lightly on the small of Cas’s back as they enter a police station and he ushers him through the door. Grabbing Cas’s pocket and hauling him close to whisper in his ear that he thinks something’s not right with the witness. A tapping driving Dean nuts as they creep through a state library at night. He thinks someone’s following them at first, but it’s actually the ends of Cas’s shoelace that’s come untied clicking against the tile floor. He tugs Cas into a corner and drops down real quick to tie his shoe, pats his calf as he rises and whispers, “look out or next time you’ll trip and hurt yourself.” Though Cas could hardly mortally wound himself from tripping, he’s touched that Dean would care to warn him.

Cas being stubborn one day and wanting to walk off and look for his own evidence, but Dean actually reaches for his tie, grabs it, yanks him to a halt.

His eyes narrow and he does stop, but only to rip the end of his tie out of Dean’s hand.

Dean starts to stutter out, “Too far, right, too far, sorry, Cas, sorry, but we can’t just spl–”

Cas rolls his eyes, reaches out and grabs Dean’s hand. His unshakable, angelic grip means that Dean can’t untangle their fingers until he figures out to ask nicely. Only, by then, they’re being stalked to the edge of the crime scene and he reaches for Cas’s hand again and presses them both behind a tree.

They’re out there for a while, in the cold, accidentally weaponless and unsure who they’re up against or he thinks Cas would maybe just level them with his light whammy or whatever. It’s so cold. He only releases Cas’s hand to open the front of his trench coat and step inside. Cas pulls the coat around them both and holds Dean close, safe inside of it.

Witchery and Chill

PLEASE READ RULES
This is free 💚😄

✨ Welcome to The Witchery Cafe ✨
Where you can order all of your food/sweets needs. -still partly under construction but allowing visitors for pre opening- adding more soon.

FC- 4012-6994-4313
Ocarina✨

✨Picture is mine for attention ✨

This is how it works
I’ll post a menu of what you can order if anything interests you just message what you want and your friend code (unless I already have you added) I will get it ready for you. May take me a few minutes to get it ready but you must pick up the item or items on the same day you message.

🌟⭐️🌟You may order two or three items at a time.🌟🌟🌟

If you would like to come inside and eat basically just explore or chill or check out the witchery you may. Or if you wanna just pick up your food and leave you may as well.

❤️Please do not run or steal anything !

Menu
Pasta’s
- Carbonara
- Peperonico
- Cod Roe
- Pesto genovese
- Squid Ink
- Regular pasta ( spaghetti ) 🍝
Whole pizza’s
- Margherita
- Seafood
- Olive
- Mixed
- Regular pepperoni
Cupcakes
- Chocolate
- Colorful pop
- Colorful cream
- Flower
- Animal (it has a panda face)
- Regular Vanilla Cupcake With Strawberry and white frosting
Ice creams
- matcha soft serve
- swirl soft serve
- strawberry ice cream
- vanilla ice cream
- vanilla soft serve
- Choco soft serve
- lemon double scoop
Extra Goodies
- Good luck Rolls
- ChoColate heart boxes
- Sparkling cider
- kerokerokeroppi cake

New items are added once they are back in stock.

-Ramen
-Ramen cup

You can now order tarts, shaved ice, and cups of tea as well :)

Types of Tarts:
Apple Tart
Choco Tart
Lemon Tart
Berry Tart
Matcha Tart

Types of shaved ice:
Stawberry
Blue Raspberry
Lemon
Sweet-bean green tea

Types Of Tea’s:
Mint Tea
Jasmine Tea
Mallow-blue tea
Lavender Tea

More new items

Popcorn 🍿

Types you can get

Berry Popcorn
Chocolate popcorn
Or caramel popcorn
Or regular with butter :)

More to order :)

There’s also different lunch combos for kiddie meal :)

Kiddie Meals
kiddie meal lunch combo a (salad, eggs, flan)
Kiddie meal lunch combo b (veggie rice, jello, smiley face french fry with ketchup)
Kiddie meal lunch combo c (pink jello, potatoes and gravy, lettuce )

Set lunch-
Fried fish meal, fried egg meal

Imperial pot- Fried egg and crab, Fried Rice, Sweet and Sour, chop suey

hot plate- Pancake, Omelet, Pizza

Milk Carton- Coffee milk, Orange Juice, Vegetable Juice, Tomato Juice

You can also order lollipops and pumpkin pie as well :)

Prison recipes

Peckerwood Fudge: serves 2-3

2 cups of regular cocoa drink mix (powder)

1 jar of chunky peanut butter

24oz of plain (crunchy) oatmeal cookies

1 small bag of mixed nuts

Put the cocoa powder in a bowl (all of it), add entire jar of peanut butter. Crush up all the oatmeal cookies into dust, add oatmeal dust to bowl. Mix well. Add a little bit of water and mix until it is a muddy paste. Once that it done put on a cookie sheet and flatten it all out. Add mixed nuts over the top and cut into squares.

Woods Breakfast Bagel: serves 2

2 wheat or plain bagels (sliced through the middle)

1 hot summer sausage (cut into thick slices)

1 block of provolone or mozzarella cheese

1 bacon bits or full bacon slices

2 eggs (1 each)

Take a bagel and open the slices so you have two halves. Cut the hot sausage into thick slices and lay them domino style around the bagel. Take the cheese and cut big thick slices and lay them also domino style around the bagel. Melt the cheese on the bagel in (oven) or with a stinger in prison :) Take and put the bacon pieces on top of the cheese, add 1 egg to the top of the bacon and lastly put the bagel halves together and enjoy!

Recipes sent to me by Kody Patten

boss-hoss1  asked:

Taco Bell -Since I have the mixed fortune to work at one, here's a tip with the drinks. Baja Blast and regular Mountain Dew mixed half and half even out the wild taste of Baja and make a funky neon green color. The new Sangria Mountain Dew tastes better mixed with the apple soda when its available...

Mod: There’s apple soda??

✨  New Items added to the menu please take a look ✨

✨ PLEASE READ RULES ✨
This is free 💚😄

✨ Welcome to The Witchery Cafe ✨
Where you can order all of your food/sweets needs. -still partly under construction but allowing visitors for pre opening- adding more soon.

FC- 4012-6994-4313
Ocarina✨

✨Picture is mine for attention ✨

This is how it works
I’ll post a menu of what you can order if anything interests you just comment/message what you want and your friend code (unless I already have you added) I will get it ready for you. May take me a few minutes to get it ready but you must pick up the item or items on the same day you comment/message.

🌟⭐️🌟You may order two or three items at a time.🌟🌟🌟

If you would like to come inside and eat basically just explore or chill or check out the witchery you may. Or if you wanna just pick up your food and leave you may as well.

❤️Please do not run or steal anything !

Updated Menu

✨ Menu ✨

Ramen
- Tonkotsu Ramen
- Tantan-men Ramen

Pasta’s
- Carbonara
- Peperonico
- Cod Roe
- Pesto genovese
- Squid Ink
- Regular pasta ( spaghetti ) 🍝

Whole pizza’s
- Margherita
- Seafood
- Olive
- Mixed
- Regular pepperoni

Cupcakes
- Chocolate
- Colorful pop
- Colorful cream
- Flower
- Animal (it has a panda face)
-Regular Vanilla Cupcake With Strawberry and white frosting

Fruit drinks
Different kinds you can get
- green-apple soda
- iced coffee
- iced tea
- milk

Ice creams
- matcha soft serve
- swirl soft serve
- strawberry ice cream
- vanilla ice cream
- vanilla soft serve
- Choco soft serve
- lemon double scoop

Extra Goodies You Can Get
- Good luck Rolls
- ChoColate heart boxes
- Sparkling cider
- kerokerokeroppi cake
- pumpkin pie
- Lon lon milk
- lollipop

Tarts
Types of Tarts:
- Apple Tart
- Choco Tart
- Lemon Tart
- Berry Tart
- Matcha Tart

Shaved Ice
Types of shaved ice:
- Stawberry
- Blue Raspberry
- Lemon
- Sweet-bean green tea

Cups Of Tea
- Types Of Tea’s:
- Mint Tea
- Jasmine Tea
- Mallow-blue tea
- Lavender Tea

More new items

Popcorn 🍿
Types you can get
- Berry Popcorn
- Chocolate popcorn
- caramel popcorn
Or regular with butter :)

Kiddie Meal(s)
- kiddie meal lunch combo a (salad, eggs, flan)
- Kiddie meal lunch combo b (veggie rice, jello, smiley face french fry with ketchup)
- Kiddie meal lunch combo c (pink jello, potatoes and gravy, lettuce (There’s also different lunch combos for kiddie meal)^

More items on the menu :)

Set lunch
two different set lunches you can get
- Fried fish meal
- Fried egg meal

Imperial pot
different imperial pots you can get
- Fried egg and crab
- Fried Rice
- Sweet and Sour
- Chop Suey

Curry Plate
Different types you can get
- Dal Curry
- Vegetable korma
- Saag Murgh

Hot plate
different hot plates you can get
- Pancake
- Omelet
- Pizza

Milk Carton
- Coffee milk
- Orange Juice
- Vegetable Juice
- Tomato Juice

Now In stock INGREDIENTS
You can order
- Milk
- Butter
- Flour
- Sugar
- Vinegar

More extra stuff

- cheese
- ramen cup(ramen and ramen cup are different)
- burger meal
- donburi
- donut box
- fish and chips
- hearty breakfast
- light breakfast
- lunch pack
- pancakes
- potato gratin
- rice balls
- sausage
- lobster
- tacos
- udon soup
- watermelon
- veggie basket
- rice cake

More new items on the menu for ordering 🙂

Mug
Different types of drinks you can get inside the mug
- hot chocolate
- latte art
- soup

Bread box
Types of bread you can get
- raisin bread
- cheese bread
- cocoa marble bread

✨  Enjoy all the new items  ✨

elinoriii  asked:

YOOOO I LOVE YOUR HEADCANONS ABOUT VAMPIRE VENON CREATING A BOND TO HUMANS PLS SHARE THEM (if u want to and have spoons ofc)

YOOOO THAT’S AWESOME I WILL GLADLY SHARE I LOVE THIS CONCEPT


-The process of bonding a human to a vampire is usually a decisive action. While some addiction to the sensation of vampire venom can result from extensive biting sessions, the venom that specifically ‘domesticates’ humans is not injected with the regular hunting mix, as not all vampires want a flock of humans clinging to them. Vampires have a very strong control over how much of this specific neurotoxin they inject, as it’s one of the first things they learn how to control when they’re first-turned (bc fledglings are messy biters and the last thing a progenitor wants is for their progeny to have a flock when the vampire is new and has no idea how to control them). To ‘domesticate’ humans, a vampire would begin to slip incrementing amounts of this specific toxin into their normal stunning mix until the human is at their preferred level of ‘domestic’ (amount and time between intervals affects the level of dependency and altering that occurs; little bits over a period of months or years will change a human so subtly that they will barely notice it, whereas an extremely heavy shot of venom to an unaltered human is likely to degrade their brain much faster, oftentimes ruining their mental state).


-A flock of humans is a sign of status and power among vampires, and is one of the reasons why Krul banned direct drinking from livestock. The last thing she needed was for a bunch of prissy nobles stealing more and more kids so they could one-up each other; plus, domesticated humans are usually very loyal to their master, which means they could be used as (somewhat ineffective) weapons of destruction if needed, or a flesh barrier between two fighting vampires, which is not something she wanted to deal with.
-A human that’s undergoing or underwent a change loses the ability to recognize human social cues and to emotionally bond to other humans. In essence, they see each other as dumb, insufficient animals, not worthy of their time. In addition to this, their ability to identify or feel strong states of alarm or fear degrades significantly. This decreases the chances of them seeking out other humans for help, ensuring that they go to their master first if they need something or feel afraid, and then other vampires second. It also ensures that if humans did succeed in taking back their missing family or whatever, they would be disinterested in resuming everyday life, making retrieval of the vampire’s stolen property supremely easy.


-The venom also has a slight turning agent to it that essentially alters the humans so that they can easily recognize vampire social cues, vocalizations, and behavior patterns. This makes herding easy; a snap of the fangs or a click in the throat can summon a human to their master’s side and allow them to keep company with them without bothering them. Though they do not have the ability to mimic back these behaviors, they will respond to them with unerring loyalty, and crave their master’s praise above all else- in essence, they become doglike. They also have a heightened sense of territory boundaries, and do not usually stray from their master’s rules or territory markings. This vampire-understanding behavior is at its height with the human’s master, as every vampire has a different variation of their bonding venom. This bond can also subtly alter a human’s blood so that the human tastes sweet to the keeper and ‘marked’ to others, which, combined with the unerring loyalty to their keeper, makes drinking from another vampire’s flock (or stealing) difficult.


-Some humans become romantically attracted to their vampire and their vampire alone due to the venom bond, which is a creepy Stockholm Syndrome concept that would be really good for a horror novel


-A vampire who has a herd usually considers them to be not much more than toys, but they generally become more possessive of them than the rest of their livestock nonetheless, and will spend more time preening their humans/scent marking them if in the presence of other vampires as a territory thing. Think those little fluffy toy dogs that get ridiculously groomed and dressed up so that their owners to show off.


-Do NOT fuck with a vampire that has a herd and tends toward the solitary side. They are the most likely to be possessive of their humans (as they are more likely to see them as pets), and will fuck shit up if you mess with their property. To those vampires, humans are less a status symbol and more of a group of companions, however lesser they may be.

Retail Rant #1

So we marked down all the Christmas stuff down to half price at work, but we have to do it manually at the registers. I’m ringing up a customer and tell her that I’m going to do two separate transactions because she had quite a few Christmas items mixed with regular items. So I’m separating everything and started ringing up her non-Christmas items first. She becomes enraged that I rang up a shirt because it’s red and red is a Christmas color so it needs to be half off. I explain to her that we only are marking things half off that have santa, reindeer, Christmas trees and that sort of thing. Just because her shirt is a Christmas color doesn’t mean it is holiday motif. She then becomes even more mad and tells me that we need to be more specific with our sale criteria. I don’t know what world she lives in but last time I checked, a red shirt doesn’t symbolize Christmas.

anonymous asked:

why on earth do people freeze paint,,,, like i get the stimmy aspect of it but how are you supposed to actually use that? ;;;;;;

I have zero art knowledge so idk if frozen paint thaws out to be the same consistency it was before it was frozen, but it’s probably more for the sake of making a video than actually using the paint! Kinda like in a lot of other videos where the video itself is stimmy, but there isn’t much other practical use for what’s in the video ^^; Even in regular paint mixing videos, all the paints in those probably don’t get used for anything other than stimmy videos either!

It seems like sort of a waste, but so many people get enjoyment and happiness from them that it sort of makes it worth it!

Mix Tape (C-137 AU)

Just a little old drabble I felt like cleaning up and sharing. Set post In My Mind, and references these posts. Happy little fluff ficlet. Another one from the pages of my novel length list of headcanons on how Rick Sanchez is secretly a hopeless romantic deep down under all those thick layers of denial and scientific claims of how feelings are just chemical reactions and therefor not important. ;)



Keys slipping from his hand, Stan cursed softly as they fell between the car seats. Reaching awkwardly down the crevasse of the leather interior he fumbled for a moment, blindly feeling around. Fingers finding something solid, he pulled it up triumphantly only to frown at the cassette tape he held. Turning it over puzzled, there was a small sticker label, worn from the years and stained, but still covered in the unmistakable chicken scratch of Rick’s handwriting.

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130-170 cal. PB & J

• 2 slices Sarah Lee bread—45 cal/slice
• 1-2 tbsp powdered peanut butter— 25-50 cal • 1/2ish tbsp water(or any other kind of liquid like almond, soy, cashew, or regular milk) to mix with powdered peanut butter— 0 cal.
•1-2 tbsp Smuckers no sugar sweetened jelly (you can choose between the stevia sweetened and spenda sweetened jelly FYI)—15-30 cal.