regular!

My husband’s work is selling fudge and I told him not to buy any because it’s really easy to make. I didn’t make any right away so he was like, “If it’s so easy to make, why don’t I have any?”

…I have now made six batches of fudge in the past three days. I have a couple more batches I can make before I run out of condensed milk. Every day he comes home there is more fudge. He can’t keep up. I’m not slowing down. I may just buy more condensed milk and various flavored baking chips when I run out. Why? Because I am a passive aggressive wife and this is Fudge Wars.

I see a lot of writing advice, particularly about giving characters flaws. The main advice is “everyone has flaws! make sure to give your character flaws or else it’s not realistic!” And after thinking about it… I would like to challenge this.

It essentially posits a view of human nature that there are good and bad traits, and that these traits can be neatly diagrammed into separate columns, one set of which can and should be eliminated. It tends to go along with a view that posits character development should be about scrubbing away of “flawed” traits until the character achieves more a higher level of goodness, or else the character doesn’t and falls into tragedy. This is not untrue, necessarily. There are definitely some “flaws” that are 100% bad and sometimes a good arc is about slowly losing them. However, I could call this advice incomplete.

Consider thinking about it this way. Characters have traits and often whether or not that trait is a flaw is purely circumstantial.

For instance, fairy tales I read as a child. In some, when an old beggar asked for money on the road, it was a secret test of character. The prince who gave the old man money or food would be rewarded. But in other folktales I read, the old beggar would be malevolent, and any prince who stooped to help him would be beaten, punished for letting his guard down. Now, in a story as well as in real life, either of these scenarios can occur–a stranger who asks for help can be benevolent or malevolent. So which is the flaw? Is it a “flaw” to be compassionate? or is it a “flaw” to be guarded? 

Trick question–it’s purely conditional. Both traits are simultaneously a strength and a weakness. Either has an advantage, but either comes with a price as well. And whether the price is greater than the advantage depends on circumstance. The same can be said for most character traits, in fact!

An agreeable character who gets along with everyone will be pressured into agreeing with something atrocious because it’s a commonly held viewpoint. A character who’s principled and holds firm even under great pressure will take much, much longer to change their mind when they are actually in the wrong. A character who loves animals and loves to shower them with affection will get bitten if they try the same on every animal. As the circumstances change, flaws become strengths, and strengths become weaknesses. And even a trait that’s wholly virtuous, such as compassion, comes with a price and can be turned for the worst.

You don’t have to think about inserting flaws into your character. Your character, even the most perfect “Mary Sue,” is already flawed the moment you give her any traits at all. The problem with Mary Sue isn’t a lack of flaws, it’s a lack of circumstances to challenge her properly, to show her paying the natural price. Your job as an author is to create circumstances in the narrative that 1) justify why these traits exist in your character 2) show what your character gains from these traits and then 3) change the circumstances to challenge her. 

Make your character pay the price for their traits, for their choices. And then, when challenged, you can make a hell of a story by showing us how they adapt, or why they stick to their guns anyway.

Unpopular opinion: I’ve never been able to buy Millie being silver. Ever since I first saw her in the manga I’ve been convinced she’s a brown tabby. So here’s a brown tabby Millie who I spiced up a bit by making her pointed. Now I can justify my Burmese-esque Briarlight 

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This Week in Literary Inspired Webseries…

Dot made a decision in Middlemarch the SeriesThe Seymours got prepped to head to Alex’s home town in Twincidents, Maggie moved to a new city and met a new face in Maggie Hale’s Corner, Anne needs fashion advice in Project Green Gables something mysterious happened to Em in Fairly Emily and Rosie finally made a successful tag video in Any other Rosie

Deanee on Regular Girls EP.49


An absurd delay. Forgive me. The University. But we are still here. This part I wrote yesterday, but then I fell asleep because I was too tired 😂

Brendan is annoying because from he gives tips at Stacey and she says “Be like Jon, go away!” 😂
Renee said they were out and Dean was wearing horrible sweatpants.  😂
Renee’s mother had problems with her ankle and once Renee did something I honestly didn’t understand (maybe she hurt her).
His mother then told Jon when she met him 😂

They have been talking about reports of abuses that have been affecting the movie world lately and they’re really upset that you can’t even trust the one you work for.
Renee and her friend took cocktails in Manchester, and they had a good taste.
Renee hears the stories of some people who say that when they are hangovers, they make bad things. And she, on the other hand, never does anything. At most, Renee is sick  😂
They talked about a sponsor who, if I understand well, sends out cards. It happens that Renee gives them to Dean, or he gives them to her family.

That’s all! Maybe I forgot something, but she didn’t talk a lot about Dean, but the episode was great!

At Next!

🎃👻☠️ Super Late Halloween 🍭🍬🍫 

Urgh…. I know the spook day is over but I wanted to finish this anyways! Hope you guys like it!

Modern Cartoon recs for y'all living under a rock

•Gravity Falls

•Adventure Time

•Regular Show

•Steven universe

•Over the garden wall

•Voltron: Legendary Defender

• Rick And Morty (I stg if you say the fandom ruined it i will slap you,,,??? its fucking easy to ignore the fandom and enjoy the show jesus christ it’s still a great show)

•The loud house

•Star vs the forces of evil

• Avatar: The last airbender

•Avatar: The Legend of korra

•Miraculous ladybug

•We bare bears

•OK K.O let’s be heroes

• Ducktales Reboot

•Bojack horseman

•Bob’s burger

•Camp Camp

•Venture bros

•Milo Murphy’s law

•RWBY

•Wander Over Yonder

•Phineas and ferb

•Archer

•Marvels Spider-man (2017)

•Bee and puppycat

These are just some that i love feel free tell me more to add!

You know, I find it really amazing how modern children’s cartoons can get so dark. 

To prove my point, let’s compare a light scene to a dark scene from some modern cartoon children’s shows:

Star Vs. The Forces of Evil:

Light:

Dark: 

Steven Universe:

Light: 

Dark:

Adventure Time:

Light: 

Dark:

Over The Garden Wall:

Light:

Dark:

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:

Light:

Dark: 

The Amazing World Of Gumball:

Light:

Dark:

Regular Show:

Light:

Dark:

Gravity Falls:

Light:

Dark: 

See how dark some modern children’s cartoon shows can get? 

It’s just so fucking amazing. 

(^^^ the laughing face of a person immediately turning their tablet on)

[i mean was i supposed to make him a sunfish? :’DDDDDD]

……he lowkey does look a lot better that way

bonus cameo masterpiece by @powerdragonmoon

we’re sorry for this post no we’re not

wait this too cos it’s cute: