Don’t give pieces of your soul to someone who can’t even seem to give it the littlest bit of notice. Because one day, you’ll find yourself feeling emptier than you’ve ever been.
—  yet ironically full of regrets, i guess 

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

Stop regretting the past. Stop dwelling on all of the chances you wish you took and the moments when wish you kept quiet. All of the first kisses you were too afraid to lean into, all of the 5 seconds of no-fear that you never had. For whatever reason, you made the choices you made and they’ve shaped you into who you are today. You did what you thought was right. You did what you had to do to make it to where you are today. Don’t look back in sorrow. Do not lament. Simply let it be and look forward into your infinite future. You are doing so great.

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

who the fuck manages to eat three set separate meals at three set times of the day. who the fuck does that. i eat however much i’m hungry for whenever i’m hungry, which could be anywhere in the range of once a day, six times a day or constantly snacking, depending on the weather, how much i’ve slept, the phase of my menstrual cycle, how annoyed i am, how well i’m dressed, how much work i have to do, how much food i see that day, how gay i’m feeling,

The truth is
I still whisper your name under my breath
I still smile when I see you
My heart skip a beat when I hear your name
I still see my future with you
I can’t see myself with anyone else than you
I still think of you when I sleep
You are the one to occupy my dreams
You are always on my mind
When I see you I still think you are the most beautiful thing 
The way you would talk still haunts me
Your smile still makes my knees weak
The truth is
I’m still in love with you

me: *about to sleep*

my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-

me: can’t we drag me in the morning

i think i would like…….. a short girlfriend……… a girlfriend shorter than me i mean……….. though a tall girlfriend would be nice too……….. okay a girlfriend taller or shorter than me……… not the same height………… actually………. same height girlfriend would be nice too…………. okay what i would like is a girlfriend………..