I Probably Should Think of More Important Things, Really
I keep thinking about how Dean’s probably thinking now BUT CAS, I NEVER SHOWED YOU WHAT PIE TASTED LIKE WHEN YOU WERE HUMAN!
DID YOU TRY PIE, CAS? DID YOU? DID YOU FREAKING TRY PIE?
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM WATCHING ME EAT?
AND CAS WOULD POP IN AFTER HEARING HIS THOUGHTS AND BE ALL LIKE
AND DEAN WOULD FORCE CAS TO SIT DOWN AND EAT PIE EVEN THOUGH CAS WOULD BE LIKE Please, Dean, I’m an angel, I don’t need to eat food. Dean, stop shoving that fork in my face. Dean, I know you like this but *pie in mouth* *chews* Really, Dean, this isn’t funny, please stop *more pie in mouth* *chews* Stop i- *more pie in mouth* *chews* AND DEAN WOULD JUST BE LAUGHING AS HE FORK FEEDS HIS BEST FRIEND PIE AND CAS WOULD JUST KEEP GIVING HIM A MIXTURE OF AN I-Don’t-Understand-You-Humans Face AND A Bitch Face AND AFTER A WHILE THEY WOULD BOTH JUST STOP AND LAUGH TOGETHER AND CAS WOULD SUBMIT AND SAY, Well, this experiences WAS forced upon me..however…I suppose pie isn’t so bad. In fact, it’s quite delicious. AND DEAN WOULD SMILE AT CAS. AND CAS WOULD SMIRK AT DEAN. AND THEN A STARING CONTEST WOULD ENSUE…make up your own ending.