Hint for when parents ask what you’re reading and you’re reading gay smut: read the title aloud. If it doesn’t work (ex: Percico smut) then look through your tabs until you find one. When they ask what it’s about, say, ‘it’s complicated. No, really, it’s complicated.’ If they persist, say what you would like for a sci-fi book, like time travel or something. This makes you seem intellectual, along with it making sense that you can’t explain it. Works every time.