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Aries - You can walk home bitches
Taurus - Is butter a carb?
Gemini - Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!
Cancer - That’s really interesting.
Leo - Why are you so obsessed with me?
Virgo - I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Libra - Get in loser, we’re going shopping.
Scorpio - Your hair looks so sexy pushed back.
Sagittarius - Shut up.
Capricorn - God, Karen. You’re so stupid.
Aquarius - You can go shave your back now.
Pisces - Boo, you whore!