reggae sound

omgcp characters as parks and rec quotes
  • bitty: the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself
  • jack: when i was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me
  • shitty: if i had to have a stripper's name, it would be equality
  • lardo: guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love
  • ransom: if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair
  • holster: wine is crying juice
  • nursey: i really only listen to, like, german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. and bette midler. obviously
  • dex: i typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have..."network connectivity problems"
  • chowder: you're like an angel with no wings

anonymous asked:

The metric is just existing must be Harry's teams slogan for this entire solo marketing campaign. They are all just existing while everyone else is promoting and talking about his album.

Everyone in the world: Harry Styles’ debut album will be put out as part of his $80 million record deal with Columbia that apparently doesn’t cover the cost of putting him on the website or in their financial reports. This is an album that is almost done, that will be out around the Grammys, that will drop as a full album rather than as singles, that will be out after Liam’s, oh just kidding, there IS actually going to be a single, so the single will be dropping in late April or early May, just kidding again, it’ll be out on April 7th. It was recorded in a Jamaican recording studio and hopefully it isn’t white-man reggae. It will sound like a mix between Frank Ocean and Sting, no wait, 70s folk rock, no wait, David Bowie and Queen. It’s quality and it shows him off as a singer, it will blow the socks off the world, it will be the #1 album of the year, it’s incredible, and it’s FUCKING INSANE. I’ve heard it, my mom’s heard it, my neighbor’s sister’s dog’s mother’s owner’s father’s grandmother’s heard it, and I can’t wait for YOU to hear it.

Jeff Azoff: *crickets*

Irving Azoff: *crickets*

Dawbell: *crickets*

Harry Styles: What album?

MBTI types as Parks and Recreation quotes

ISTJ: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson

ISTP: “There’s only one thing that I hate more than lying - skimmed milk. Which is water lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson

ISFJ: “I think that Comic Sans always screams fun, right?” - Jerry Gergich

ISFP: “I really only listen to Hawaiian death reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.” - April Ludgate

INTJ: “The air is too fresh. It’s disgusting. I can’t breathe. There’s a brook somewhere that won’t stop babbling. Shut up!” - April Ludgate

INTP:  “You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.” - Ben Wyatt

INFJ: “Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost?!” - Ann Perkins

INFP: “I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I’ve already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth.” - Chris Traeger

ESTJ: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.” - Ron Swanson

ESTP: “Yes, I’m a hunter… And it’s ‘you’ season.” - Donna Meagle

ESFJ: “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.” - Leslie Knope

ESFP: “When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewelry and go clubbin’.” - Jean-Ralphio

ENTJ: “Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” - Ron Swanson

ENTP: “Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’ I call eggs ‘pre-birds,’ or ‘future birds.’ Root beer is ‘super water.’ Tortillas are ‘bean blankets.’ And I call forks ‘food rakes.’” - Tom Haverford

ENFJ: “I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.” - Leslie Knope

ENFP: “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.” - Andy Dwyer

Setting the scene 🇯🇲

I can smell the Jamaican Jerk cooking on a BBQ on the side of the road, the sound of reggae booming through speakers and the tropical fruit stalls add to the beautiful colours of the town of Montego Bay. Alongside the paradise that is Jamaica the fun vibes and atmosphere add up to make it not only my favourite country in the world but my home from home.

-WHy am I posting this when no one gives a shit :))))))

Summer 2017 Playlist 

- Open Up Your Heart - PC’86 

- Joakim Karud - Luvly 

- Ghiblian Magic - idst 

- mtbrd - 1974

-Alicia keys - Girlfriend 

- Doumëa - Oukirik (The Kirikou Remix)

- Patra - Queen of the Pack

- Patra - Dip & Fall back

- Shabba Ranks - ting a ling 

- Musical Youth - Pass the dutchie 

- Althea & Donna - Uptown top ranking

- Sean Paul - I’m still in love 

- Wayne Wonder - no letting go 

- Alison Hinds - Faluma 

- Destra - Carnival 

- Terio - Be yourself 

- Sophia George - Girlie Girlie 

- Drake - Passionfruit

- Terio - Lazy Saturday (Instrumental)

- Roman - Sailor Bae 

- Jr Jarris - Quem e Quem 

- Might be Dani- Ariana Grande Baby I (might_be_dani’s late-80s flip) 

- Internet Affairs - 市の夜 

- Asphalt - Vice 

- Just a Tune - Put your head on my shoulder (Just a tune flip)

- Engelwood - Beach party 1986

- Engelwood - woah

- Edwick John - tiempo Al tiempo

- Le big mac x Future Otaku - ♥Admiradora Secreta♥

- Edwick John - Hacer El Amor Contigo (le big mac remix)

- Edwick John - Dios mio 

- Celia Cruz - La negra tiene tumbao

- Celia Cruz - pa arriba no va 

- Celia Cruz y Angela Carrasco - La candela 

- Sergio Mendes e Claudia Leitte - magalenha 

- Santana ft The Product G&B - Maria Maria

- Vybz Kartel - Fever

- Vybz Kartel - Love it 

- Beyonce, Jay-Z & DJ Khaled - shining 

- Calvin Harris ft Frank Ocean & Migos - Slide 

- Edwick John - Drunk (NDYD Disqo 010)

-Edwick John - Tierra A la Vista