refris

I'm not funny
  • Kai:Bien, se me antojó un panqué. Creo que haré uno. Ma, sabes donde está el colador? Lo necesito para cernir la harina.
  • Mamá:Está en el refri.
  • Kai:...y que hace ahi? Just chillin'? *guiño guiño* eh? eh?
  • Mamá:.....
  • Kai:I made a pun... Oh my God I had never made a pun before, and it was terrible...
  • Mamá:... no te entiendo.
  • Kai:...
  • Mamá:...
  • Kai:...
  • Mamá:...
  • Kai:...now I know how Jin feels...

anonymous asked:

Yo I need an au where Piper is failing math or physics or smth and Jason is assigned as her tutor. What do you think?

Not exactly what you asked for but it’s close?

Never has a tiny study room that smells like old socks and refried beans been Piper’s idea of an ideal location to spend her Friday night. Piper had expected more time spent laying in her dorm room watching Netflix and less time in a room that had carpet mostly held together my mashed in old gum. Making friends with Annabeth “I’ll study until my eyes bleed” Chase had quickly shattered all her dreams of wasting entire nights hunting for the best vegetarian pizza in town. With the blonde it’s all work and more work, only taking breaks to read or flirt with her high school sweetheart. Neither option something Piper enjoys much, though right now she’d take Percy fawning over Annabeth over this.

“Five chapters, that’s all you have to cover,” Annabeth says easily.

“Oh is that it?” Piper grumbles, fidgeting with the corners of her textbook.

“It wouldn’t be that much if you’d been studying all semester,” the blonde chides.

“I’d have jumped off the roof by now if I’d been studying all semester,” Piper shoots back.

Annabeth huffs, her breath scattering a mess of blonde curls. “How about we focus?” There’s the first hint of annoyance in her voice.

“How can I focus when there’s something so much more interesting to look at,” Piper grins and bats her eyes, testing to see how long she can drag this out.

“Fine,” Annabeth says quickly, her cheeks a slight shade of pink. “Then I’ll find something to help you study.”

“See if it comes in a size bigger than a Venti,” Piper quips. “What’s Italian for a liter?”

Annabeth ignores her question and flicks the faded wood paneled door open and swings it shut just as quickly, leaving Piper to suffer alone.

“Statistics for Psychology,” Piper grumbles. “What the hell does that even mean?”

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anonymous asked:

I bought those fat free refried beans from whole foods the other day. Are they ok to eat when trying to lose weight?

of course!  Trader Joe’s has one, too.  

anonymous asked:

Oi mari, me ajuda a fazer um texto de aniversário pra minha amiga???

eai miga sua loka parabéns mtos anos d vida p tu mta rolan q eu sei q vc gosta aeeee miga sua loka hj vo come seu bolo ksksks fala p sua mãe faze uns salgados daora bem recheadao e uns refri coca daora p nois toma vlw te amo vaca

Huevos Rancheros (“Rancher’s Eggs”) are a popular breakfast dish of eggs served in the style of the traditional large mid-morning fare on rural Mexican farms. The basic dish is composed of fried eggs served on fried corn tortillas with tomato-chili sauce. Refried beans, Mexican rice, and slices of avocado or guacamole are common accompaniments. As the dishes’ popularity spread beyond Mexico, variations using wheat flour tortillas instead of corn and pureed chili or enchilada sauce instead of tomato-chili salsa have appeared. Non-Mexican additions such as cheese, sour cream, and lettuce have become common. Huevos Divorciados (”Divorced Eggs”) are 2 eggs served in the same style but with a different sauce for each egg, usually a red and green salsa. Somewhat similar dishes are Huevos Motuleños of Yucatan and New Mexican Enchiladas Montadas.

Honestly all I want for my birthday is lunch or dinner from this restaurant in town. They have this REALLY good steak with vegetables and refried beans and it’s been months since I’ve eaten there. Like more than six months at least.

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Los mejores lugares para jugar ‪#‎PokémonGO‬ en Mexicali: los que puedes dar vueltas y vueltas, regresar y encontrar muchas pokéstops:

  1. UABC: es como la Disneylandia de los Pokémon
  2. Plaza Cachanilla: Hay refri y las paradas son fáciles de encontrar (son las fuentes centrales de cada cruce). Es muy cómodo jugar aquí
  3. La ciudad deportiva. Por que puedes hacer mucho ejercicio, es un lugar accesible y hay bastantes paradas. Hubo una confusión, nos acercamos al área y en realidad se trata del Nido de los Águilas y todo su cordón periférico. Tiene muchas paradas en la entrada de Aviación.

ACTUALIZACIÓN 15/JUL/2016 2:30PM

BOSQUE DE LA CIUDAD “por lo menos 16 pokestops y 3 gimnasios y es una plaga de pokemon" - Gracias a la aportación de Martin Olaguez
VICENTE GUERRERO - “Hay muchos pokestops” — Gracias a la aportación de Jesús Ríos

ACTUALIZACIÓN 15/JUL/2016 11:30PM

PALACIO MUNICIPAL. Y toda la calle del cinépolis está llena de pokeparadas. Gym en en el palacio.
MONUMENTO A BENITO JUAREZ, JUSTO SIERRA Y L. MONTEJANO. Hay un gimnasio en el monumento a Benito Juárez y tres paradas muy cercanas.

ACTUALIZACION 16/JUL/2016 1:12PM

RECTORIA EN REFORMA. Varios pokestops juntitos y su propio gym.
PARQUE HIDALGO FRENTE A CASINO DE MEXICALI. Varias paradas y 2 gimnasios juntitos.

ACTUALIZACION 17/JUL/2016 9:00PM

CETYS UNIVERSIDAD. Hay un montón de paradas aquí, 2 gimnasios y las distancias son relativamente cortas. —Gracias a Héctor Haro por la observación.
NIDO DE LOS AGUILAS. Hubo una confusión cuando incluimos en un principio la Ciudad Deportiva: nos acercamos al área y en realidad se trata del Nido de los Águilas y todo su cordón periférico. Tiene muchas paradas en la entrada de Aviación. — Gracias a Jesús Ríos por hacer la indicación.

Recuerda:
Carga tu batería y lleva una extra de ser posible. En lugares como la cachanilla hay clavijas en algunas fuentes por lo que puedes recargar tu smatphone, así aue por si las dudas te puedes llevar tu cargador también
Cambia tus pokemon repetidos por dulces
Usa los ítems, para eso son!
Los pokestops se regeneran en 5 mins
Quédate en una parada si ves que alguien deja un Lure de pokemons (el señuelo morado que los atrae)
Sal en la tarde-noche cuando baja el calor y el tráfico de los servers para que disfrutes de menos trabas al jugar
Si vas a salir con este calorón, evita exponerte demasiado. Usa gorra, viste ligero, lleva líquidos para no deshidratarte, usa lentes de sol, protector solar, parasol, abanico o lo que sea que te ayude.
La mejor forma de ahorrar batería es desactivando la realidad aumentada (AR) al capturar pokémon; en realidad no es tan necesario en mucho de los casos.

Op.Ed.: Atento a las activaciones que empezarán a hacer los negocios con la llegada de la aplicación a México en los próximos días. Estos son algunos ejemplos que he estado viendo y que se estarán aplicando a lo largo de esta temporada. ~@tonytacacci

Aviso. Amigos que les interese este tema: voy a estar tuiteando sobre #PokémonGO en esta cuenta de Twittter: @tacaccitony, para no saturar aquí. Agrégame si te va eso y otras cosas friki.

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In Mud and Water

That first picture just came recently from a person who attended a recent Zen talk by my brother, Oh Kwang Sunim, in Belgrade. Look at it closely while breathing. It has that whole atmosphere of the depictions of the Buddha teaching his disciples in a grove. And the vagabond casualness of the group listening to you-know-who, like this audience in Belgrade. I know he would totally hate both of these associations I am making, but anyway the atmosphere and the clarity are the same. That photo in Belgrade really touches a nerve in my truth-seeking soul, so it is deeply archetypal.

Separately, Sunim writes that he is feeling fairly overwhelmed with the amount of teaching which is requested of him these days. In Orthodox Serbia. I remember my one visit there, the strange looks, how rare refried a practice seemed meditation to most people I met. And himself told me of his various difficulties, even almost getting arrested for sitting meditation in the street.

But now, the Old Crusty Slav is living alone out in the reeds by a river bend, mud and water personified. His little hut is overlooked by a powerful Orthodox monastery located on a ridge , his little Zen room and enormous head are prime talon-bait for any hawkish messengers of the brothers above.

He is often called upon to give meditation teaching to this or that group, it seems a constant stream of visitors and requests. And he is trying to satisfy them all, or what he can.


So I get this from him on FB Messenger today:

“Dear Sunim,
How is life in Germany? Or wherever you are at the moment… Greece? I would like to invite you - if you can fit it into your schedule to visit the ZC in Serbia… It would be a big support for me and people who are interested in Zen. Yesterday I gave a Dharma talk in Belgrade - the room was packed, over 40 people. Next weekend I’ ll do one day sitting with 20 or so people. At the end of August I will have another wooden building there, a Dharma-zen room… So pleas, think of me, and come visit me… I plan to come to your ZC in Germany in October, on my way to Korea….”

“Sunim…if you could visit, even for just a few days, or a weekend in Sptember that would be great. Please , let me know ASAP when it would be good for You, so that I can announce on a site. It appears that the interest in zen in Serbia is growing, and your visit would help a lot! It’s a lot of effort for me to do the teaching alone - the last couple of days i’ve seen and talked to so many people that my voice is all broke, and I am exhausted… Wish you a good time with our friends in Spain. Spanish ZC is beautiful, you will enjoy….”

I replied to him that I have been having these same thoughts recently, two: there is just so much explosive interest, all over the place, in meditation. People seem so overloaded and overwhelmed that they know there is no point in trying to get more word believe this changing, chaotic world. There is such great uncertainty, and fear, combined with constant neural information overload. Everyone operates so synapsy these days, and they know it doesn’t work.

How wonderful it would be for work here in Germany to have a compatible monk or nun to work with. Not a discrimination against anything lay – – in fact, that would be ideal – – but just a fulltime live-in Dharma partnership, to mutually support the work of turning the wheel, nobody’s wheel. Monk, nun, lay, doesn’t matter.

And I see even this in him, such that I am now booked in for a visit in September to provide some small support for his work.

Since I have been having this same question recently, I asked him how he makes his own way to respond to this enormous need for meditation guidance these days. And his reply contains the entire clear point of the true practitioner’s mind, real “soo ja,” the bikkhu who

“What can I say - we have to do it! I like to hide in a peaceful place, but if Iam a real Boddhistava ( am I?) i cant do it no longer… People are hungry, they are gonna eat us alive - and we have to take it without complaining… Or let me put it this way: I am not a Bodhisattva. But I have no choice - I am forced to become one, and to spend more time with people - they transform me, and it seems that The Buddha nature through me finds the way to benefit others…despite me, who am selfish and lazy if left to myself. So, the Cross is on my shoulders and I keep moving… Will let you know, soon [about scheduling]…”

That is his mind. Now look again at the photo. How it shows up so radiantly on film.

🙏

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Things I cooked and ate today.

  • Breakfast burrito (low-carb tortilla, an egg with salsa, some vegetarian refried beans, cheese, avocado) with the hash browns of one tiny potato
  • Summer rolls made of grilled tofu, cucumber, carrots, baby corn, and avocado/salsa verde yogurt salad dressing, dipped in peanut sauce
  • Microwave shortcake with grilled pineapple and strawberries and a dollop of lemon greek yogurt

I’m trying to get back into healthy eating and exercise patterns. It’s been a bit of a whirlwind the past two months- vertigo, a trip to Montana, kitten woes, my brother’s wedding and an unexpected trip out west. Part of me is thinking “at last! I have some time to relax!” but I’m going away this weekend and also in the midst of trying to find a new roommate because my current roommate (who is the best and really my roommate ideal) is moving in with her boyfriend. How do you replace the perfect roommate??

Anyway, I’m feeling extremely out of shape and bloated lately. I’m trying not to get overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy/grossness, and just focus on little steps and building consistency. I miss running 5 miles. I miss going to the gym 3-4 times a week. I miss being able to sign up for a bootcamp class without wondering if I can make it through the whole thing without embarrassing myself.

Today I went to the gym and did 2.5 miles on the treadmill doing 2 minutes run, 2 minutes walk. I was in a much better place with running just a few months ago. Then I did some bodyweight squats, and some guy caught me making faces in the mirror while critiquing the shape of my eyebrows.

I’ve been feeling incredibly anxious today and I’m not sure if there’s a specific reason, or if I’m just overwhelmed by how terrible the world is lately, or if I just need to catch up on sleep. But now it’s an appropriate time to hit the hay (kind of) so I’m gonna watch another episode of Friends and go to sleep!