okay i’m going to clear out my followings right now. unfollowing inactives and people i really can’t see myself writing with them with liam. it’s nothing against any of you, but i need to clean my dash for the upcoming season and whatnot. if you want me to refollow you just send me an ask. :)
I didnt know dinah unfollowed c. Usually i would see ot4s being happy about it but no one commented about it..?
Follow/Unfollow/Refollow…IDC. You know why? Because Dinah is still showing her love and support for Mila. Jeez. You freaking Debbie Downers won’t let us enjoy shit for two seconds before you come through like the “spongebob meme” …high key annoying asf. ✌😴 GOODNIGHT.
If you get a bunch of follow notifications from me, I'm so sorry. Tumblr's being a binch and making me unfollow you for some reason even though I refollow you, because I lov u and your dank content and tumblr's a mess.
this website is a virus i keep unfollowing peops too 😩😩😩😩
so because this website is super fucking dysfunctional, it keeps unfollowing people and mutuals so if i unfollowed u, it was completely by accident and i’m so so so sorry and please let me know so i can refollow u!!!!
I wanna have xxxx with you fatass! love you forever darling-Ten’s birthday note to Johnny
You are all gay-Taeil
why do i need to buy chocolate if im the chocolate myself?-Jaehyun
Ten and I just showered together-Johnny
if you hold your pee in for too long, a big surprise will follow- Yuta
i like the bed because it gives me the feeling of a forest fairy-Taeil
Are these pokeballs?- Ten
Why do i look so scary?-Taeyong
This reminds me of the first time we met. I dont even remember that. Me neither, i just know it was awkward- Mark and Johnny
Ten never looked at girls- Ten’s teacher
This is Taipei - Yuta
I really know nothing about dating - Taeyong
Hello we are the foreign swaggers- Mark
I lived in america for 4 years thats why im here man-Jaehyun
Welcome back to the foreign swagger section-Mark
SM Super Cookie-Ten
I really dont think i can do this anymore-Taeyong
So today! February 2nd! Actually, its the 9th. Oh man dude what am i saying? No, its cool- Mark and Johnny
Doyoung who is filled with beautiful thoughts, I love you! -Taeyong
Everywhere I look, pose. Everywhere I place my hand, its a pose. -Taeyong
I forgot how to do satoori-Hansol
A six-pack is too heavy for me, so now I only walk around with a one-pack. I leave the other five behind. I used to have chocolate abs, but i ate two of them. - Haechan
Who do you think is more handsome? Taeyong. Alright, who do you think is more handsome? Taeyong. -Jaehyun, Jisung, and Mark.
I wake up at 7 am to water my plants. But i dont have any plants - Haechan
LET DOYOUNG SPEAK- Taeyong
THESE CRYBABIES SERIOUSLY! *wipes away tears*- Haechan ofc
Ten and I showered together - Johnny
He is always following me!!! What are you talking about… - Mark and Haechan
My friends call me a heater, cuz i bring the heat! - johnny
I love him [johnny] soooo much! - Ten
On my schedule, from noon to 1 pm, I avoid haechan - mark
Offer the last piece of food! Please accept my Taeyong :) -Taeyong and Doyoung
I’M HEARTBROKEN!!!!!- Haechan
*dolphin screams* - Chenle
hello my name is marklee - Mark Lee
Ten was never interested in girls - Ten’s old teacher
Yes, I learned some Chinese phrases. The one that left the deepest impression on me is “where is the bathroom”- Haechan
Everyone should take unflattering pictures of other people- Haechan
*someone mentions Haechan’s name* ahhhh im getting stressed - Mark
Bugs are bugs, but I’m really afraid of people… especially haechan - mark
Don’t give any food to mark. Haechan, you know you wont survive today right? Theres also tomorrow and the day after. Theres no camera tomorrow! - Haechan and Mark
We (mark and haechan) have a fantasy-like relationship - Haechan
Don’t, the cameras are rolling ;)))) - Jaehyun
Pinch Johnny’s nose, he’ll either die or wake up - Yuta
My face looks big today. It normally is big. - Chenle and Jisung
Winwin is cute, but he’s stupid - Kun
It’s Johnny’s Fashion Evaluation - Johnny
I choked on an icecube and i really thought it was blocking my air passage. I kept giving Johnny and Yuta looks to make them call 119 because i couldn’t speak nor breathe. We thought that he was joking because he jokes around a lot. - Taeil and Yuta
19 January: Official Danielle/Louis break-up announcement in the Sun
20 January: Daisy likes first pic of Eleanor on Instagram; Over the next month, she liked 32 different posts and pictures; Phoebe liked 9
20 January: Eleanor posts a picture to Instagram from the UK
22 January: Eleanor likes video of Gigi posted by Tommy Hilfiger like she was still promoting the brand/show
28 January: Eleanor posts instagram story from a hotel in the UK; Had drinks with uni friends there
29 January: Louis refollows Eleanor on Instagram; Russell, his manager, followed a minute later
30 January: The Sun & Mail write articles reintroducing Eleanor
4 February: James Arthur announces on Twitter he’s friends with Louis and just “hangin out” with him; Update Accounts report Harry was at LAX on his way to London
8 February: The day of the Tommy Hilfiger show; Eleanor didn’t attend, but Max did; Louis was in the studio
9 February: Her own UAs are confused about why she didn’t go to the Tommy show, especially since Max did
12 February: James Arthur starts following an Eleanor UA on Twitter
13 February: Louis on the James Corden show; Harry is papped in London
16 February: Eleanor follows Louis on Instagram and likes his selfie; Louis likes Eleanor’s selfie posted months ago of her in the same brand/design as the shirt Louis was papped in, also on the 16th; James Corden then followed Eleanor on Twitter late that night
19 February: The Sun writes an article “1D Star Louis Tomlinson Rekindles Romance with Ex-Girlfried Eleanor Calder” saying they’d been secretly spending time in LA together and she missed the Tommy Hilfiger show specifically to spend time with Louis.
What does all of this mean?
The effort that went into reintroducing her to this fandom using the actors in the current promo narrative (James Corden, James Arthur) is profoundly contrived. His own sisters accounts set the stage HOURS after the official break-up announcement of his “relationship” with Danielle. The ink wasn’t dry on the print edition of the Sun before Elounor 2.0 had begun.
They set the stage for the James Arthur reconciliation, too. Louis included him in an Instagram post on 4 February. Then, a week later, James Arthur’s twitter account happens to follow an Eleanor update account? @God why.
Louis followed Eleanor on Instagram on 29 January. His new “manager,” Russell, who had been on promo stops with him, followed her a minute later.
Then, on 6 February, James Corden and Louis announced Louis was coming on the show on 13 February. Then on 16 February, James followed Eleanor on Instagram late at night..
Even Harry’s flight out of town his own Update Accounts all knew about was part of this puzzle, too. He left town right as the 2 week window of Eleanor’s absence from social media began. Eleanor uses Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat religiously, including documenting her travel to and from London to other parts of the world. This just happens to be the one time in the last 18 months she hasn’t done that. She was also not included in any social media posts by her own friends in LA, so if she was there, did she spend 2 weeks surgically inserted up Louis’ asshole? That’s sure what they want you to believe!
But not even her own UAs are buying it.
They’ve been building a low level reintroduction campaign on social media with his sister’s accounts. Then, they added the additional layer of Louis’ and Eleanor’s social media account. They got relevant, timely actors currently doing promo with Louis to follow her and one of her update accounts. Harry got out of town in true 2013 style, to attend business with Jeff on another continent. Eleanor went ghost on social media, another 2013-2014 tactic. They set up a series of plausible events if you look at the surface, easy to write an article about without looking wildly false. And when all else fails, they’ll lie. That’s the ball game.
And this is nothing to say of the actual images involved here beyond the strategy behind it. I’m just going to quote @conscious–ramblings here.
Imagine splitting up with your long term boyfriend after while you dated he told everyone he wouldn’t marry you, and a year later cheated on you publicly. Imagine him then publicly going out constantly with different girls, spreading it all over social media to everyone you both know. Then imagine he knocks up one of the randoms he’s been out with once and her cousin tells everyone who will listen that he was dating the girl while he dated you. Then while he ignores pregnant girl and won’t talk to anyone about it, he starts dating someone else (who looks a bit like a budget version of you mixed with a budget version of his sister). Then after new girl publicly cheats on *him* he slides back into your DMs the next week.
IMAGINE explaining to your mates you are taking him back, let alone the whole world.
So yes, it’s contrived. Yes, it’s annoying. But it’s pretty transparent, too, so don’t give them the power of reacting emotionally if you can. Mock it. Ridicule it. Call out the bullshit. Shove the facts back down their throat. That’s how we get through this.
I think people are forgetting that the very very very first hint at an elounor reconciliation was literally printed in the Sun. PRIOR to louis refollowing her on instagram. No one had any idea or leaning towards this happening before that. And this was about what, two weeks after he and danielle split? Not since it was announced that they did, no. Since they would have /actually broken up/. So sorry jojo, but this “relationship” has been told out through The Sun and other tabloids since it began on September 13, 2011, ended on March 22, 2015, and started back up again in January 2017.
Okay but like, headcanon that Pidge took a bunch of spare tickers and reprogrammed them in her spare time to act like rudimentary smartphones for all of them. She programs a space twitter onto it and everyone is instantly hooked
Lance: Hah, look guys! Keith only has six followers on Space Twitter, how lame!
Keith: Lance, there’s only six other people on the ship.
Lance: Pfft whatever mullet, still lame.
Keith: *goes to Lance’s page, hits unfollow* Hey guys, Lance only has five followers on Space Twitter, how lame.