references every other second!

Symptoms that you are a pretend patriot:
  • You can’t stop spouting pop culture references every 10 seconds
  • You bitch about your country not being like others
  • You use “Citizen of the world” in an unironic and serious meaning.
  • You only care about your country around election time or during a time of crisis
  • You have no idea what fascism means
  • You jump to conclusions in the time of a crisis
  • Your knee jerk reaction is calling the opponent racist, sexist, or a bigot
  • You think the UN is a good thing
  • You think Brexit is a bad thing
  • You put the interests of other countries ahead of your own